Disclaimer: this may shock you but i don't own LoK! * Gasp * I was as surprised as you to learn this. So what have we learned? I don't own LoK
Halloween night
Popeland & Kain are walking to annual fancy dress at the pillars
Popeland: and your dressed as what again?
Kain: Michealangelo
Me: ...the sculptor?
Kain: The turtle
(Kain has a shell strapped to his back and is wearing a bandanna)
Me: ah right
Kain: what are you supposed to be?
Me: Death
(Popeland is wearing a black rode and has a scythe.)
Kain: where'd did you get that stuff?
Me: Mortainius lent it to me
Kain:I am so gonna win the best costume
The pillars
Me: oh dear god
( ok just imagine nearly everyone from LoK dressed up as...as.....actually what the hell are they dressed up as?)
Kain: WHAT??! NO!!
(Kain runs across the room)
Vorador: oh hi Kain
Kain: What are you dressed up as?
Vorador: Michealangelo
Kain: ...the sculptor?
Vorador: the turtle
Kain: I'M MICHEALANGELO!!!!
Vorador: oh what a coincidence
Kain: I'm gonna kill you!!
(Kain attacks Vorador)
Raziel as Darth Vader: Pshhhhh.. this happens every year ...pshhhhhhh
Me: Errm raz.. there's a bucket on your head
Raziel as darth vader: pshhhhhh... ITS PART OF THE COSTUME YOU IDIOT!!! ..pshhhhh
Turel as Santa: Hello
Me: oh dear god....
Turel: only 55 days till Christmas
(Popeland runs away screaming)
Me: Damn that was scary
Moebius as Elvis: ah greetings Popeland..... cookie?
Me: they're poisoned aren't they?
Moebius as Elvis: Yes but there chocolate chip
Me: ahh ok then
(moebius hands Popeland a cookie)
Me: mmmm you can hardly taste the arsenic
Moebius as Elvis: thank you. Its nice when people recognise your effort
(Popeland dies)
Moebius: hmmm 10 seconds excellent. Oh Kain
(Popeland is revived)
Mortainius as fidel castro: ha I told you I could still bring people back when I'm drunk! I told ye! All 12 of ye! * Hic *
(Nuraptor hands over 10$)
Nuraptor as pop n fresh: damn! And you stop poking my stomach!
Malek as the tin man from the wizard of Oz: sorry
(Popeland dies)
Mortainius as Fidel Castro: revive them ,maybe, keep the alive ,no... anyway back to the minibar! * Hic *
(Popeland reappear on his own this time)
Janos has one of those cheap plastic rings you get in the cake
Janos as batman: ohhhhhhhh sparkly
Dumah as bilbo baggins: just show me the ring.
Janos as batman: its mine
Dumah as bilbo baggins: RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Duamh makes a face)
Janos as batman: Errrrrr...........what was that?
Dumah as bilbo baggins: damn it worked so much better in the film
Ariel as Brittany spears: hello Popeland
Me: I WANT TO LEAVE!!
Ariel as Brittany spears: sorry you can't leave until either someone is murdered and you find out who did it or everyone is being murdered and you have to survive, get out, tell people about the evil supernatural killer and get locked up in a mental institution because no one believes you
Me: oh fabulous
So that's the frist dodgy chapter up. Its not very good but I wanted to put something up for halloween. Help would be appreicated. So read & review!!
Halloween night
Popeland & Kain are walking to annual fancy dress at the pillars
Popeland: and your dressed as what again?
Kain: Michealangelo
Me: ...the sculptor?
Kain: The turtle
(Kain has a shell strapped to his back and is wearing a bandanna)
Me: ah right
Kain: what are you supposed to be?
Me: Death
(Popeland is wearing a black rode and has a scythe.)
Kain: where'd did you get that stuff?
Me: Mortainius lent it to me
Kain:I am so gonna win the best costume
The pillars
Me: oh dear god
( ok just imagine nearly everyone from LoK dressed up as...as.....actually what the hell are they dressed up as?)
Kain: WHAT??! NO!!
(Kain runs across the room)
Vorador: oh hi Kain
Kain: What are you dressed up as?
Vorador: Michealangelo
Kain: ...the sculptor?
Vorador: the turtle
Kain: I'M MICHEALANGELO!!!!
Vorador: oh what a coincidence
Kain: I'm gonna kill you!!
(Kain attacks Vorador)
Raziel as Darth Vader: Pshhhhh.. this happens every year ...pshhhhhhh
Me: Errm raz.. there's a bucket on your head
Raziel as darth vader: pshhhhhh... ITS PART OF THE COSTUME YOU IDIOT!!! ..pshhhhh
Turel as Santa: Hello
Me: oh dear god....
Turel: only 55 days till Christmas
(Popeland runs away screaming)
Me: Damn that was scary
Moebius as Elvis: ah greetings Popeland..... cookie?
Me: they're poisoned aren't they?
Moebius as Elvis: Yes but there chocolate chip
Me: ahh ok then
(moebius hands Popeland a cookie)
Me: mmmm you can hardly taste the arsenic
Moebius as Elvis: thank you. Its nice when people recognise your effort
(Popeland dies)
Moebius: hmmm 10 seconds excellent. Oh Kain
(Popeland is revived)
Mortainius as fidel castro: ha I told you I could still bring people back when I'm drunk! I told ye! All 12 of ye! * Hic *
(Nuraptor hands over 10$)
Nuraptor as pop n fresh: damn! And you stop poking my stomach!
Malek as the tin man from the wizard of Oz: sorry
(Popeland dies)
Mortainius as Fidel Castro: revive them ,maybe, keep the alive ,no... anyway back to the minibar! * Hic *
(Popeland reappear on his own this time)
Janos has one of those cheap plastic rings you get in the cake
Janos as batman: ohhhhhhhh sparkly
Dumah as bilbo baggins: just show me the ring.
Janos as batman: its mine
Dumah as bilbo baggins: RAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Duamh makes a face)
Janos as batman: Errrrrr...........what was that?
Dumah as bilbo baggins: damn it worked so much better in the film
Ariel as Brittany spears: hello Popeland
Me: I WANT TO LEAVE!!
Ariel as Brittany spears: sorry you can't leave until either someone is murdered and you find out who did it or everyone is being murdered and you have to survive, get out, tell people about the evil supernatural killer and get locked up in a mental institution because no one believes you
Me: oh fabulous
So that's the frist dodgy chapter up. Its not very good but I wanted to put something up for halloween. Help would be appreicated. So read & review!!