Joke Chapter:
BB: Zehahaha! I am DARKNESS!!!
Ace: Well,
fire creates LIGHT!!!
BB: (has a hole burnt through him by Ace) Oh
crap… (melts into a puddle of darkness)
BB: And I would have got
away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling kid!
Ace: So…
what should I burn next? (sets town on fire) Fire!!! FIRE!!! I LOVE
FIRE!!!
Villagers: AARGH! He's a pyromaniac!!! ARSON!!! WE'RE
BURNING!!!
Ace: Hmm. Since I am so powerful, I will be King of the
Pirates. No! I will be GOD!!!
Voice from the moon: I AM
GOD!!!
Ace: (burns up the moon) NOT ANYMORE!!!
MWAHACHAFABLACHHAHA!!!
Luffy: (sitting on Lion's head) Look,
the moon is on fire.
Nami: MONEY!!!
Sanji: NAMI!!!
Robin:
What about me?
Zoro: (snores)
Usopp: I lit the moon on fire!
Because I am the great Captain Usopp, and I RULE THE
UNIVERSE!!!
Chopper: REALLY???
Franky: (Cries
pathetically)
Ace: MUST…BURN… Hey look, a ship! I think
I'll burn it!
Luffy: Hey Ace!!!
Ace: MWAHAVADACASABLANCA!!!
BURN!!!
Luffy: AARGH I'M ON FIRE (falls in the ocean)
Zoro:
I'll save you! Because I'm secretly gay!
Sanji: NAMI!!!
Nami:
MONEY!!!
Robin: We're on fire!!!
Chopper: REALLY???
Franky:
(Cries pathetically)
Usopp: Luffy is dead.
Ace: SO ARE YOU!!!
(Burns Usopp) ALL OF YOU!!! (sets ship on fire)
Nami: NOOO!!!
MY MONEY!!!
Sanji: NAMI!!!
Robin: I'm sinking!
Chopper:
REALLY???
Franky: I'll save you! (sinks)
Ace:
FRAHAHABAGAQUACKA! There were eight of you, right? Now there are only
2 left…
Usopp: What about me?
Ace: You're dead, shut
up.
Usopp: Darn you Salazar!!! (dies)
Nami: MONEY!!!
Sanji:
NAMI!!!
Zoro: (surfaces) SANJI!!!
Nami: Hey, you're gay, you
should die. (Kills Zoro)
Sanji: ROBIN!!!
Nami: (slaps him)
Ace:
I'll take Nami as my bride! (picks her up and burns her)
Ace:
Oops! Looks like she's a little overcooked…
Sanji: AARGH!!!
Pun… so… bad… (dies of bad joke-it is)
Ace: Damn, there are
no heads left to stand on (sinks)
World Govt.: Oh look,
dynamite! (EXPLODES)
Shanks: Hahaha!
Doctor
Kureha: You have a melanoma on your face. You're going to die.
White
Beard: If only you'd have worn a hat.
Shanks: DARN YOU
MUGIWARA!!!
THE END