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It was a nice Friday night and Po and The furious five wanted to go out dancing.
It took a while but they finally convinced Master Shifu to let them go out. Now they where all ready to go out. Well... Almost all of them...
"Isn't Tigress coming along?" Po asked.
"No, I'm not." Tigress walked in the kitchen. "I rather not."
"Good, now we don't have a party pooper." Mantis hoped of joy.
Viper looked at Tigress.
"Well?" Viper asked.
"Well what?" Tigress looked confused.
"Tell us why you won't go."
"I don't dance."
"The truth, please."
"No."
"Please!"
"No!"
"Please! Guys help me."
The guys nodded and started whining just like Viper.
After a annoying while, Tigress finally gave in.
"FINE!" Tigress yelled. "Don't blame me if you can never see Master Shifu the same way."
They all nodded.
"It happened when. Master Shifu got dumped by his forty first girlfriend Maria...
FLASHBACK
It was night time and 10 year old Tai Lung was doing his usual rounds through the training course. Little 6 year old Tigress was watching and quite impressed.
"COOL!" Tigress cheered. "Teach me, brother."
"Someday, Sis" He ruffled Tigress short hair. "I want to perfect my skills first."
Tai Lung looked at younger sister and saw a scroll in her hand.
"When did you get that? We need to put that back before Master finds out."
"Ok."
Tai Lung lifted Tigress as if she was a baby.
"I'm not a child!" Tigress whined.
Tai Lung didn't listen and just headed for the Hall of Heroes. On the way Tigress told him about her dreams and wishes. Tai Lung listened with joy in his heart.
As soon as they made it to the hall they headed the gates smash. Not much later Shifu walked in, drunk.
"What happened Master?"
"None of your damn business!" Shifu looked grumpy and hazy.
Tai Lung and Tigress were taken aback. Tigress was clearly confused but something told her it wasn't such a nice word. On the other hand that word made Tai Lung's blood boil.
"Isn't it time for bed? Well get moving!" Shifu stomped away. As he left the two smelled something forbidden in the Jade Palace. Alcohol.
Tai Lung practically dragged Tigress outside. They sat down at the stairs and waited for Grand Master Oogway. If anyone could fix this, it was him.
After a while they heard something coming from the hall.
'Dal a tu cuerpo alegría, macarena. Dal a tu cuerpo alegría, macarena.
Followed by the worst, mostrar foulist thing known to men.
"EY MACARENA!"
Tigress being in love with the song ran inside but was permanently scarred.
Master Shifu was dancing but the young kids came in a the wrong moment. At the moment Master Shifu turned around, shook his butt, slapped it while repeating the, now much hated, frase: WOOO DADDY!
Tigress yelled as loud as she could.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" That one came from Tai Lung.
Both screaming children ran out of the hall as fast as they could. They ran to Tai Lung's room. Once they were there they took a moment to breath.
Tigress looked at the door. She heard something low and quiet, well... almost.
A light thud came from the hall and not much later they heard Tigress' bedroom door open and it was quickly slammed shut.
"Maybe we should sleep and wait for Master Oogway in the morning." Tai Lung suggested. So they did.
THEY NEXT MORNING.
Tigress and Tai Lung sat down at the table. Not long after Master Oogway joined them and Master. Shifu was not far behind.
As soon as they sat down there was an eery silence between them all.
END FLASHBACK
"As much as he apologized I still refuse to dance." Tigress looked at the others. The seemed disturbed by the story.
"Great, now how am I supposed to enjoy this evening?" Mantis cried.
"Trust me, you'll get over it. But I didn't." Tigress smiled and left to grab a scroll.
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