1as harrys lips touched cedrics coldlifeless ones for the last time he felt a tear fall down his face and found himself in another world
"My lips were a portkey Harry" said cedric. "Your mine now"
Both start snogging ferociously.
"Wait where am i?"
"Heaven Potter, heaven"
"but.." harry replied.
"no harry you arent dead," said cedric. "thats why your falling"
harry falls and finds himslef at the burrow
"Ron? Hermione? what are you doing here?"
"This is my house buttcake" replied ron
"Harry," said hermione. "where have you been?"
"It was been a long cedric filled night..."
"Whatta Whatta?"
"He is my new lover, but is not alive but a ghost"
"Are you on crack?" Ron said slowly.
"Actually yes, thanks for asking." harry replied sarcasticly
"Harry, you do know thats bad for you..."
"Ron, shut up i am not on drugs!" replied harry. " and anyway, why arent you guys at school?"
"Harry, school was over 5 years ago, were legal." hermione said
"What? but i was just with cedric.."
"Harry, he's been dead for years, you just woke up."
"NO! He's alive i know it!"
"Harry, I'm sorry." hermione said. "but hes gone. i know you fancied him, but we all did, he was a hotty wizard after all..."
"HERMIONE!" yelled ron. "I'm the only hott one!"
"sorry, but your a fugly buttwipe" replied hermione
"Og my GOM! hermione, HE"S MINE!" yelled harry.
Harry and hermione start slaping each other and pulling each others hair. ROn stands and whatches and realises harry is trying to hurt his snog partner so he threw the bed at harry. harry got mad and threw the floor at ron but missed so it hit pidwigon who just woke up after a 6 year long nap due to rons sleep potion for butards. pidwigon bite hermionie who finally realised there is no floor and they all fell into the kitchin on top of mrs. weasly who got pretty pissed at this and started to hack away at ron but missed and hit fluer who was snogging bill in the corner they get mad and charge at mrs. weasler but she moves and they hit the wall like a sitting duck/s. by this time they all realise that there is no floor and then they go to australia and see dumbledor there but then decide that they would rather be in kansas where the rules say so.