A/N: so no one is confused, here is a short description of each queen-flaire, snowy, and luna.
Flaire: a large brown wolf with feathered wings that change color (so I guess just imagine them as your favorite color if you want)
Luna: human-sized black cat with black feathered wings
Snowy: a white wolf with thick long fur and white feathered wings (is also flaire's younger sister)
luna: *walks out on stage* welcome and tonight the queens have prepared for you a show staring *drum roll* the wild kratts!
aviva:0.o what! I didn't agree to this! I have stage fright!
flaire: too bad you have to!
koki: yay! I love being on stage!
luna: *still on stage* tonight's performance will be called breakfast
martin: breakfast?! is that it!
flaire: oh wait till you see what it's about *grins evilly*
chris: what are you up to?
flaire: nothing *smiles innocently*
snowy: hurry! the shows about to start! *pushes chris and martin on stage*
chris: but we haven't even learned any lines
flaire: I'm the author, you just leave it to me ; )
chris: *gulps* uh oh
luna: without further Adour, breakfast! *runs over to others as curtain opens*
-curtain-
martin: so what do ya want for breakfast lil bro: D
chris: lil bro? -_^
martin: yeah your younger than me aren't you?
chris: yeah but-
martin: * opens cupboard* how bout cereal
chris: sure
martin: *slides bowl of cereal over to chris*
chris: thanks* eats spoon full of cereal and spits it out* this tastes like poop!
martin: well that makes sense
chris: why?
martin: because the box says "fecal flakes"
chris: *gags* why would you feed me that!?
martin: I thought it was a joke, like it was chocolate cereal
chris: -_-
-off stage-
luna: *turns to flaire* why would you make him eat poop?
flaire: for laughs
luna and snowy: 0.0
snowy: your weird sis
flaire: thanks
-back on stage-
-knock at the door-
martin: who could that be? *opens door*
koki: HI EVERYBODY! * runs over and kisses chris right on the lips*
chris and martin: 0.0
chris: what's going on?
koki: what? I'm just trying to make things interesting
koki: so what's for breakfast?
chris: defiantly not cereal
martin: T_T. ok how about toast?
koki: sure
martin: * slides a plate of toast over to koki*
koki: * eats toast* mm this is good
chris: sure, you give her normal food
koki: how about something to drink
martin: sure*leaves stage and comes back with a glass of milk*
koki: thanks*drinks milk* hey why does this milk taste funny
martin: because it's not milk
koki: then what is it?
martin: semen
chris: XD
koki: *vomits on chris's lap*
chris: yuck! why me -_-
-off stage-
aviva: o.o you're not gonna make me do anything like that are you!?
flaire: idk well see X)
snowy: that was disgusting! X(
luna: seriously? making koki drink semen?
flaire: yup!
luna: your awesome *high fives flaire*
flaire: aviva, quick you're on!
aviva: oh no: (
-back on stage-
chris: *cleans himself up*
-knock at the door-
chris: *opens door* aviva! phew! maybe you can get things in order around he-
aviva: * jumps into martins arms and makes out with him*
chris: nevermind 0.0
-off stage-
snowy:0.0 holy sh*t
luna: 0.0 * cracks up*
flaire: *cracking up* XD
luna: and she's still going!
jimmy: *walks over* hey when do I go ahhh! o
flaire: *rolling on the floor laughing* hahahahaha XD
jimmy: what f*ck is going on here?!
snowy: my sister's gone crazy
luna: you just now figured that out?
flaire: there still going! hahaha
-back on stage-
martin: *sticks his tongue in aviva's mouth*
aviva: *grinds her hips into his causing him to let out a moan*
chris: *yelling at flaire* can we please not turn this into some sort of sex seen!?
flaire: *yells back* oh all right fine!
aviva: *climbs off martin*
martin: *panting* what. was. that. for.
aviva: I was trying to add a little excitement to the story ; )
chris: a little!? if I hadn't said something this would have turned into a porno play!
martin: come on chris we wouldn't have gone that far *rolls his eyes*
koki: let's just stop talking about this ok
martin, chris, and aviva: agreed
-knock at the door-
martin: oh come on! *opens door*
zach: *walks in butt naked*
-off stage-
jimmy: aaahhh!
luna: wwwhhhyyy!
snowy: what the f*ck!
flaire: ya think I went too far maybe?
snowy: maybe!?
-back on stage-
martin, chris, koki, and aviva: aaaaaaahhhhhh!
aviva: zach what are you doing here!? and why are you naked!?
zach: because I love you aviva! and I want to have sex with you so i thought ide come pre packaged
chris: say what?!
koki: what the what!?
martin: what's happening!?
aviva: you love me!? 0.o
zach: well technically no. I was just trying to add a little romance to this sorry excuse for a story
flaire: *from off stage* hey!
chris: oh yeah like there hasn't been enough romance so far
zach: yeah I saw those little kissing shows now about breakfast-
martin: breakfast?!
zach: yeah isn't the name of the show breakfast
martin: well yeah but-
zach: I want scrambled eggs
martin: *grumbles* fine *slides plate of scrambled eggs over to zach*
zach: * eats the scrambled eggs and leaves*
aviva: well that was weird, even for zach
-knock at the door-
martin: really!?* opens door*
jimmy: * tap dances in* heya everybody so what's for breakfast
chris: well its actually lunchtime now
jimmy: ok then what's for lunch
-off stage-
snowy: so what is this now "lunch"
flaire: no*yells at jimmy* sorry jimmy you got to eat breakfast like the name says!
-back on stage-
jimmy: aw. oh wait can I have breakfast pizza?
koki: is there such a thing?
chris: sure is says so right here in this encyclopedia
aviva: why does it talk about pizza in an encyclopedia?
chris: because this is an encyclopedia of food
aviva: oh
martin: * slides pizza over to jimmy*
jimmy: * gobbles down pizza in two bites*
chris: well what an odd breakfast this has been
everyone on stage: agreed
-curtain-
-everyone lines up (including zach)-
-curtain-
-everyone bows-
-curtain-
-all wild kratts walk off the stage-
luna: *runs on stage* well I hope you all enjoyed the show no matter how weird it was
-audience cheers-
luna: *runs back to friends*
snowy: well that was the craziest play I've ever seen
flaire: let's go home now
-everyone goes home but luna and she makes out with martin-
flaire: wait what? that wasn't in the story!
luna: it is now!
martin: get off of me you crazy ass bitch! *shoves luna off of him*
luna: but I love you * throws herself on top of martin making him fall flat on
his back and kisses him*
luna: love doesn't know race... *kisses him again* now martin make love to me!
flaire: um fyi this isn't race its actually more of species
martin: what no! * shoves her off of him* i love aviva *runs over to aviva and kisses her grinding his hips into her's*
luna: *runs over to chris and kisses him*
chris: what the hell?
luna: I love you though!
chris: you just said that to my fucking brother what are you a slut or something
luna: or something
all but Luna: and you admit to that?
flaire: this is all just so messed up now. ok so our pairings are now marviva and chruna
luna: yay!
koki: not so fast!
everyone: huh!
koki: I love chris
chris: koki! I love you too!
luna: no! I love you more please just give me a chance! *cries*
flaire: no you don't! you only think he's cute you never even watch the shows!
luna: *stops crying suddenly and thinks about it* true * bounces over to the booze table and takes a shot* let's start drinking
flaire: no there shall be no drinking!
luna: but but but why?
flaire: because I said so!
luna: but drinking is fun and you let zach walk across the stage butt naked what is so wrong with drinking
flaire: guys back me up here
all: * looks around nervously at each other not knowing what to say*
luna: c'mon guys you know you want a drink
martin: I don't think eva would let us
luna and flaire: who the hell is eva!
martin: a producer on our show
flaire: you guys are the creators of the show! why would she give two fucks she probably drinks all the fucking time that little cunt!
martin: whoa what is your problem with her
luna: see let's drink so we don't listen to eva
flaire: I don't have problem with her and no drinking! where the hell did you even get the table of drinks!
luna: the tardis? I don't know
flaire: omg luna you brought doctor who in this?
luna: you know it bitch *she said sassily*
flaire: oh you wanna go you wanna go? *she said taunting her *
luna: * claws at flaire's face*
flaire: *creates a huge energy bubble and throws it at luna and knocks her down in defeat*
luna: * gets up not accepting defeat* her dragon comes down into the building and throws a fireball at flaire almost killing her, luna walks up to flaire almost dead corpse and says in her evil voice* you never get on my bad side then walks onto her dragon's back and leaves and goes back to her kingdom
luna: what the fuck!?
flaire: ok so many things wrong with that
1. we are supposed to be friends and not kill each other
2. c'mon man I'm fucking immortal you should know that dude! I mean wtf!
and that's actually all that's really wrong
luna: fine *leaves on her dragon*
voice luna: better?
flaire: no get back here you are my bff!
luna: *comes back on her dragon* fine fine