After a long while of wandering through the wheat Chell realized that there was nothing but wheat for a very long time. Maybe there was some civilization out there, but it was just too far out there. So she returned back to aperture and was somewhat free. She couldn't go outside, but she could wander the facility freely and it wasn't mandatory for her to test (ok, maybe it was mandatory for once a day) and she even spoke. Although there was one special day she wouldn't forget.
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One morning Chell walked into the central AI chamber to talk so GLaDOS. "Hey, I'm thinking of throwing a party, would you mind? You'd of course be invited." She said. GLaDOS pondered this for a moment. A party? She's never been to one, let alone throw one. Even if Caroline had- "Sure. Why not." She replied. "Great, just a heads up, there will be alcohol." Chell said just as she was about to leave. GLaDOS stopped her mid-stride and said "Alcohol? I don't think I've never had alcohol before." "Don't worry, just don't drink too much and you'll be fine." Said the former test subject. The AI thought about this for a second before flipping open the laptop in front of her. "What are you doing?" Said Chell as she turned around to face her. "Researching the effects of alcohol." GLaDOS replied. Chell just rolled her eyes and headed back out the door.
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A few days later at the party, GLaDOS, Wheatley, and Chell were gathered in a room together. There was a table with some snacks and an ottoman about as big enough for two people. GLaDOS picked up a bottle and wondered about it.
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About an hour later things were getting really weird. "I feel sad when you're sad!" GLaDOS sang on the ottoman. "I feel GLaD when you're GLaD!" Wheatley continued beside her. "They're going to love seeing this later." Chell said to herself as she recorded everything on her phone. "Hey hey, glad th-that sounds like your name. GLaDOS!" Wheatley laughed. GLaDOS laughed back. "No, no, you're forgetting! My name is Caroline!" The two laughed even harder. "Yeah but she was all 'yes sir mr johnsohn' and you're all 'no sir mr johnson'." And he said the two lines in the worst possible impression ever. And they laughed. Again. Wheatley fell off the ottoman and stumbled over to the table completely ignoring the chips that only Chell had touched. "Weeeeatleyyyy! There's something else I need to tell youuuu!" GLaDOS called. Wheatley stumbled back over to her only to be grabbed by his shirt collar and pulled right to her lips. The kiss only lasted for about two seconds and when they let go they were right back to their drunk laughing.
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In the morning GLaDOS woke up hungover and saw only Chell awake and went over to her. "How much did I have last night?" She said picking up a can and throwing it aside disgusted. "Enough for this to happen." Chell showed her the video. GLaDOS saw everything from last night. The singing, telling him about Caroline, the kiss. "Oh my GOD." She cringed. She stomped by Wheatley who she slapped on her way out. "Moron..." She mumbled.
