Ali: Hey there! I thought I would post something just for fun. This is going to be the second fanfic I ever post. Well, this isn't really a fanfic but its still…writing…
This is actually some emails my friend Hanako and I have been sending back and forth. We had just watched the newest episodes of Bleach so we were talking about stuff.
Hanako: By the way, for this fanfic, Ali is bold and italic and I am regular. Enjoy!
Hanako
Yuzu got a new hairdo! (A/N: Bleach episode 343 I think)
Ali
so did karin. i like the new ones better
Hanako
I love how Yuzu's just like "you didn't notice me, oni-chan!" (A/N: If you didn't know, onii-chan means brother in Japanese)
Ali
omg. i want to call ichigo onii-chan too...:(
fine ill b like karin and call him ichi-nii (A/N: Ichi-nii is like saying "brother Ichi")
Hanako
XD I'll call him oni-chan. I love how Karin calls him Ichi-nii though.
Ali
kk thatll b ichigos nickname from now on... (A/N: we gave most of the Bleach characters nicknames. Eg: Ulquiorra=Ulquibat)
me: right ichi-nii?
ichi-nii: sure...
gin: wat about me? (I really like Gin so in our made up Bleach universe Gin is kinda like my brother)
me: ur onii-chan. ichigo is ichi-nii
onii-chan: ...-.-'
ichi-nii: this is getting confusing...
Hanako
I walk in: Me: Hello, Ichimaru taicho, Onii-can!
Gin: But wasn't I onii-chan?
Yoruhana (A/N: Ali's nickname in our made up Bleach universe): Yes, that's what I call you. Hanako calls Ichigo onii-chan and I call Ichigo Ichi-nii
Ichigo: What?
Me: That's right, Onii-chan!
Gin & Ichigo: Which one?
Ali
me: *takes out gameboy and starts playing Bleach 3rd Phantom* ok im just not gonna say anything anymore...
gin & ichigo: ...im still confused
hanako: so basically i call ichigo "onii-chan" and yoruhana calls him "ichi-nii" and she calls gin "onii-chan"
gin: does that mean im related to him? *points at ichigo*
hanako: not rly
gin: good...
ichigo: *looks at gameboy* is that me fighting?
gin: *looks at screen too* wow ur weak...
ichigo: look whos talking
gin: wel i at least-
me: shut up!
hanako, gin & ichigo: ...
Hanako
XD everyone's suddenly scared of you...
Ali
me: ...*creepy smile*
gin: ur copying my smile
me: ...*smiles even more*
gin: ok then...
Hanako
me: -.-' wow
Ichigo: *creeped out*
Ali
me: c y gin and i should b siblings...*smile*
gin: ...*smile*
ichigo: i dont fit in this weird family...
me: come on and smile with us...
ichigo: o.O
Hanako
Me: Let's go, Onii-chan! This is too creepy for us to be here
Ichigo: Yeah! Let's go see Rukia
Gin and Yoruhana: *creepy smile* You're not going anywhere
Me: Good luck, onii-chan! *runs away*
Ichigo: -.-'...o.O Wait!
Ali
Im posting this online. kk?
Hanako
sure. That's fine. As long as Onii-chan agrees.
Ichigo: NO!
Me: Shut up, Onii-chan
Ali
This is fun
Hanako: Yep and that's all we have so far.
Ali: Bleach doesn't belong to us…blah blah blah…yah. We only own the type ya use to clean yer clothes.
Please review! Thanks!