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Hello sweetie pies I'm back again! I'm going to be posting many chapters for this, basically just telling how everyone found out about this cuties. It's going to be funny and so hecking fluffy ^w^

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, nor the characters, I just use them to fuel my sick fantasy.

Love is the strange phenomenon that allows two people who may not have much in common to share the same tenderness and emotions.

For two idiots it's the bond that couldn't be broken by years of insults and neglect.

Idiot #1: Ash Ketchum

Pokémon League Champion, denser than a rock.

Idiot #2: Gary Oak

Pokémon Researcher, ego bigger than a Snorlax.

Luckily the two boy's found love in each other between their 17th-18th birthdays, unluckily they're still as big as dorks as they were at 10 years old. Somewhere in the boy's mind they thought it would be a great idea to keep their relationship under wraps, unfortunately for them everyone found out on all different occasions. Living back in Pallet with their parents (and grandparents) sure wasn't a great idea if they wanted to keep their relationship a secret.

Incident #1: Delia Ketchum

Relationship Status: 5 months

"Ash! Gary's here!" Delia yelled from the door, ushering the Pokémon Researcher inside. She shook her head, "how are you today sweetie?" Delia wrapped her arms around Gary in a tight hug, smiling warmly at him.

"Living the dream," Gary grinned back. Delia let out a chuckle as loud footsteps were heard tearing through their house. A barely awake Ash appeared, wiping the sleep from his eyes and yawning.

"G'morning," Ash gave a sheepish grin to his boyfriend resisting the urge to kiss him.

Gary rolled his eyes and deadpanned, "it's 1pm."

The raven-haired boy ginned wider, "technicalities." Everyone let out a laugh, Ash didn't take his eyes off of Gary. "I got the latest Pokedex yesterday, d'ja want to check it out?" The small hint of a smirk caught the brunet's attention, Ash knew for a fact that Gary had the latest addition.

"Sure, lead the way," the raven-haired boy turned on his heels and stalked back up to his room, shaking his hips in a devilish manner. Gary instinctively followed as if in a trance.

The brunet barely took two steps into the room until Ash was on him, kissing everywhere. Ash laced his fingers in Gary's auburn locks, pulling him impossibly closer. There was nothing soft about their kisses, passion and lust rearing its head. Ash was fighting hard for dominance, but as soon as Gary's large hands were on Ash's rear, the latter lost all control. The raven-haired male mewled loudly, letting his head fall on his partner's shoulder. Gary instinctively latched on to Ash's exposed neck, forcing his lover's hips into his own. The brunet gave into lust and sunk his teeth in lightly, it only seemed to be the fuel to his lover's fire. Ash moaned, jerking back suddenly. The latter let his eyes dance over his boyfriend's body, not even trying to withhold his obvious need. Gary watched with unabashed hunger, biting his bottom lip in want. An inhuman growl ripped its way from Ash's throat, rushed fingers laced into his lover's shirt. With a strong tug and a bit of a push, Ash had Gary pinned beneath him.

"A bit forceful today aren't we, Ashy boy?" Gary shifted forward, siting up with Ash still straddling him. The raven-haired male instantly thrusted his hips into his boyfriends, moaning into Gary's ear.

"It's all your fault," Ash nibbled on the shell of his boyfriend's ear. Gary exhaled sharply, turning his attention again to the raven-haired male's collarbone. Ash wove his fingers into his partner's hair, yanking and tugging in ecstasy.

As the two boys fell deeper down the rabbit hole of love and passion, they seemingly forgot what the consequences could unfold.

"I'm hungry," Ash whined in a childish voice, kissing his boyfriends neck lazily. A soft chuckle erupted from Gary's chest, moving Ash around slightly.

"Baby have a shower first," the brunet gave a soft shove to the other boy. The raven-haired male sighed lengthily before staggering away from the bed, losing grabbing clothes and disappearing out his room. Gary chuckled again, turning over in the other male's bed and getting comfortable, not caring that he was butt naked.

The brunet was snoring lightly when Ash finally returned, a strong scent of fruit and clean filled the room, stirring Gary from his light slumber. The Pokémon Researcher let his eyes focus on the other male, a genuine smile crept its way on to his face. Ash was wearing a very large, long sleeve purple shirt, that was basically drowning the poor boy. The raven-haired boy pulled on a clean set of underwear and secured his pants, he strolled over to his boyfriend and gave him a chaste but loving kiss.

"Are you hungry? D'ja want anything?" Every time Gary opened his mouth to reply Ash shut him up with a kiss. They continued with this for a few minutes, laughing heavily and kissing open mouthed.

Gary finally got his chance, "nah I'm fine baby." Ash smiled wide and kissed the other boy again before fleeing downstairs.

The raven-haired male hummed happily to himself, although feeling a bit stiff from their earlier love making session he was still happy. He believed Gary Oak was his soul mates, if there ever was such thing. Ash was making a sandwich when the back door open and Delia and Mr Mime walked in.

"Hey honey," Delia smiled walking into the kitchen and washing her hands.

"Mime mime!" Mr Mime greeted happily, sticking close to Delia.

Ash made a hum of recognition, taking a large bite of his sandwich. "Ash honey can you put the-" Delia's eyebrows furrowed, she opened her mouth but only to close it again, not looking her son in the eyes. The Pokémon Master cocked his head to the side in confusion, he studied his mothers face. "Are you… Is that?" Delia was basically gaping at Ash, looking lost for words. "Ash is that a hickey?"

Ash's whole face lit up crimson, a hand slapped over his neck. The raven-haired male was gawking at his mother; his blush was crawling down his neck.

"Ash what's taking you so long?!" came the muffled yell from Gary upstairs, if it was possible Ash would be even redder. Delia stared at the space in the ceiling that is holding up her son's room, looking between Ash and the ceiling.

"With him?" Her tone was confused but sweet, calming Ash's nerves a little. He opened his mouth but no words came out, Ash hesitantly nodded his head. He was beyond embarrassed, and silently cursing Gary for leaving those damn marks.

R&R

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