I had seen a card with this written on it on my vacation to Oregon, and it cracked me up. Then I got to wondering, why didn't Beast Boy ever pull any pranks on Robin?
And I've been writing and posting some insanely idiotic work recently anywayz, so… yeah.
It was dark outside and Robin was sitting at his desk, scouring newspaper articles for something, anything, that would help them track down Slade. So far, he was being unsuccessful.
He snarled in exasperation and ran his fingers through his jelled up hair. Why were there never any clues on this man? How did he cover his tracks so thoroughly? It was like he would suddenly appear out of nowhere then disappear without a trace!
Suddenly there was a knock on his door.
"Come in," he muttered. There was the sound of footsteps, then silence.
Robin didn't bother to look up. Whoever was there would start speaking eventually.
He began to read an article on a mysterious armed robbery where the letter "S" had been carved into the wall. Could it be…? He leaned unconsciously closer, eyes widening as he read, when a small business card landed on the paper in front of him.
Robin jumped, and looked up. Beast Boy was standing before him, arms folded calmly behind his back. There was a snickering sound from behind him, and he turned to look. Gathered around the doorway were the rest of the Titans. Cyborg was grinning ear to ear, Starfire was trying to hold back a laugh, and even Raven had a small smirk on her face.
Robin raised an eyebrow and turned back to Beast Boy. The changeling merely gestured towards the card with a nod of his head. Robin picked it up and held it under the lamp. It read:
ALIENS ARE GOING TO INVADE SOON AND ABDUCT ALL OF THE SEXY, GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE.
YOU ARE NOT IN ANY DANGER, I'M JUST GIVING YOU THIS CARD TO SAY GOODBYE.
Beast Boy snorted, unable to keep his smooth charade up. Robin gritted his teeth.
A second later, a green monkey was thrown out the door, along with the shredded remains of a small piece of paper.