That's Not What I Meant

Summary: Scorpius Malfoy is all set to woo Albus Potter with his witty pick-up lines. But the young Gryffindor has completely underestimated how clueless and naive a Potter could truly be. Drabble-fic. Slash. SM/ASP. Gryffindor!Scorp & Slytherin!Albus

Pairing: Scorpius/Albus Severus

Warning: Slash, suggestive tone

Scorpius Malfoy watched as Albus Potter walked towards the library, laughing and chatting with the Scamander twins. This was it. He was going to do it. He was going to woo Albus Potter, ask him out and then live together forever. Gathering every bit of his Gryffindor courage, the young Malfoy walked towards the trio.

"Hey, Potter, can I talk you you for a moment?" he smiled, hiding the ball of nerves inside him.

"Sure." Albus waved away the twins who walked away with identical bemused frowns. "So?"

"I wanted to ask," Scorpius wet his lips before bringing out his famous lopsided grin. "I don't have an invisibility cloak, but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?"

This was it. Albus was either going to kiss him... or slap him. But he wasn't expecting the thoughtful frown on his face.

"How did you know I have an Invisibility Cloak?"

"No, I- Wait, you have an Invisibility Cloak?"

"Yes. Well, it's not with me right now. It's James' turn to have it but it is partially mine. So how did you know I have one? Did Rose tell you? She knows that it's supposed to be a secret."

"No, she didn't tell me," Scorpius gulped, staring at the narrowed suspicious eyes.

"And besides, it's not my Restricted Section. Sure, everyone knows that I break in on a weekly basis but it barely makes it as mine," Albus rolled his eyes. "I would never step out, otherwise. But if you really want to get in, you can use the Disillusionment Charm. It works almost as well as the Invisibility Cloak. Wait, I'm sure I have a book on it somewhere."

Scorpius watched helplessly as Albus foraged in his bag. He tried to say something but before he could, the young Slytherin handed him a large ancient tome.

"Here it is. Let me know when you are done with it."

And Scorpius found his hands full with Albus' book, instead of the boy itself. He wasn't even sure how it happened...

"That's not what I meant," he said but the boy was already gone.

Written for Harry Potter Pick Up Lines Challenge

Line: "I don't have an invisibility cloak, but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section?"

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