Summary: The Mad God of Tamriel, Sheogorath, has been promoted by the Gods and Goddesses of the multiverse, to help protect multiple worlds from imploding on themselves. He accepts the offer, but is in need of assistance. It's true that he's a God, but he can't do it alone; What is he to do? Simple, find some talented(unlucky) individuals to help in this endeavor. Contains characters from Fairy Tail, Naruto, and OC. Chaos ensues for the three, full of Adventure, Comedy, and Romance.

Disclaimer: Naruto, Fairy Tail, and Hyperdimension Neptunia belong to their respective owners: Masashi Kishimoto, Hiro Mashima, and Idea Factory.

Chapter 1: Unlucky Victim #1

First Person POV:

Who would've thought that the Mad God of Tamriel, Sheogorath would become one of the many deities selected to protect the multiverse. Sheogorath is ecstatic over the fact that he gets to cause so much chaos, of the good variety of course, and save worlds at the same time. Sure, Sheogorath does mind the fact he now has more work to deal with, but he can find himself at least four or so individuals who can help him with protecting the multiverse. Since he's also new to the job, he's tasked with protecting worlds that his vassals hail from, and the world he's tasked to deal with. His advisor gave him ten or so individuals who can become his vassals and he had found his first candidate being one who had lost his mother and father to urban gang violence, is quick to use violence when someone pokes fun at his dead parents, above average grades in terms of academics and physical activities, despite being a main kinesthetic learner, logical second, and social learner as third, he had good potential. But Sheogorath honestly found this person rather boring, but compared to the other candidates, he had greater potential. He smiled at the thought of just how much fun he can get by throwing this guy into a crazy adventure, that is sure to bring chaos, sounds to much of a good opportunity to pass up.

Gen Ryuuzaki POV:

Another boring day has gone by and I still find myself feeling unhappy. Sure, it's true that I come off as a plain and stiff individual. But I can't afford to be childish due to the fact I am living independently, and had been living like this since I was 15 years old. The job that I have right now is store manager of a shopping store called Designers Choice; it's an okay job, and pay is pretty good too. But was it a job I enjoy? Not really, since the only entertainment I was getting is from interacting with my colleagues and employees.

As I began driving down the road in my 2010 Ford Mustang Coupe, I took the time to reflect on what I could have done with my life and what I can do to make it more entertaining. Perhaps I should use my weekend to find what is going on in the city I call home, and see what it has to offer, or use that time to sing songs on my karaoke system and watch something afterwards… Nah, that doesn't sound all that productive, but it could definitely help relieve stress. Maybe, just maybe, someone or something can make this rather plain and simple life more entertaining.

As I was driving, I spotted the 12 story tall condo I was living in and drove into the parking lot. After parking my car into its parking space, I then proceed to walk into the condo. As I pressed the button that would get me to the fourth floor, I started feel that something was going to happen. But I just couldn't figure out why I was feeling like this, and if this feeling is either a good or bad. As I walked out of the elevator, and down the hall to my apartment, the feeling I was getting grew stronger. How strange, why was I getting this feeling? Was someone or something hiding in my apartment? Or is someone following me? I sure hope not, because I don't want to have too deal with a burglar, a homicidal maniac, or even a stalker. I checked to see if anyone had broken into my home, and see or hear anyone near me. I saw no one in the hall, or heard anything suspicious. I checked to see if door is unlocked, and found that my door is indeed locked. So I inserted the key into the door to unlock it so I could walk in get a good meal, search for what I could do for tomorrow's activity, and get the rest I needed for tomorrow's excursion. As I walked in and closed the door, I then went and took my shoes and placed them aside and threw my socks into the laundry bin, discarded my work clothes into there as well and proceeded to my bedroom too put away my work bag. As entered my room, a voice so familiar and loud welcomed me with obvious joy and mirth.

"Hello there, my loyal servant!" The unknown person sitting in my work chair said with smile.

"Holy shit!" I exclaimed as fell on my rear.

The person who was sitting in my chair laughed at my reaction with great deal of amusement. I obviously, found myself trying to collect my thought and try to analyze the situation. Before I could even ask a few questions, the unknown man then proceed to introduced himself with so much enthusiasm, it made me question if he was truly aware or not, that broke into my home. Who am I kidding? Anyone should be aware of something like that!

"Allow me to introduce myself! For I am The Mad God, Sheogorath of Tamriel, and you young man have been selected, amongst the many, to become one of the many champions that shall protect the multiverse from the forces of evil, who seek to enslave and destroy worlds! And don't worry! I have already found a few individuals who will also join in this endeavor! Come! We must introduce you to your comrades who shall stand by your side in dealing with the evil doers who wish to do unthinkable things!" Sheogorath exclaimed as he stood up with his spread out wide.

"... Are you by any chance, or perhaps, okay sir? Because I am seriously hoping that you're just on some sort drug right now," I said nervously. Seriously, this guy must be extremely high right now if he claims to be a god, especially from the video-game Elder Scrolls. Sure he looks like him, but it can't be him. I'm no follower of god, or a believer in such things. But if gods/goddesses did exist, then I'll just accept it, after all seeing is believing, unless you ate something that caused you to have delusions that is.

"Hah! You're funny! I like that, especially with such a straight face like that!" Sheogorath said with laughter.

"But it is a serious question though…..," I said.

"Ah who cares? You need to meet your new friends and get ready for an adventure!" The Mad God exclaimed.

Before I could say anything, the man then did something that I thought what was considered science fiction. He somehow created a portal, an actual portal in my 7 foot tall mirror and turned towards me. Before I could even do anything, the man grabbed me by my right arm and threw me into the portal head first.

"Ahhhhhh!" I scream in terror.

This is absolutely ridiculous! I'm literally falling through a damn portal and that bastard thought it was funny! God or not, this asshole is going to get a right hook to face!

First Person POV:

Location: Domain of The Mad God, Sheogorath

As Gen Ryuuzaki is falling through the portal, he took the time he had in it, and try to figure out why he was in such a situation. Sure, he did wish for a life with some entertainment, but to be abducted by a man who claims to be the mad god of Tamriel. Dealing with a god like Sheogorath, obviously said just how screwed his life is going to be. He just hoped that he's not going to have an adventure with anyone crazy.

Before he could even finish that thought, he noticed that at the end of the portal was a room of sorts that had a mattress for flooring, instead of the usual tiles. Which is good for him, because he was not prepared to suffer any sort of injury because some mad god threw him through a damn portal.

As he fell out of the portal and landed on the soft surface of the floor, he carefully got himself up and walk out of the room. As he did so, he was confronted by a woman in a business suit. The women from what Gen could see, had light brown skin complexion, sea green eyes and earth brown hair that reached to her shoulder, is around 5'07" in height but reached 5'10" with her black stilettos.

"Welcome to Sheogorath's mansion Mr. Ryuuzaki," The woman said, " my name is Mirajane Vanderweele, and I am Sheogorath's advisor and counselor for all of those who will work alongside, and/or under him. I hope that your travel wasn't strenuous."

"Oh, uh, no it wasn't at all," Gen said to Mirajane, obviously startled by her normalcy, " But I would truly appreciate it if that mad god didn't suddenly abduct me. Since I am on that topic, where is that lunatic?"

The women looked at him briefly, surprised by the fact Sheogorath threw him through a portal without a proper explanation. She sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. Why couldn't the mad god try to do it carefully? Oh wait, expect normalcy from a mad god was nearly impossible as they are predictable.

"I see, than on his behalf, I am sorry that the man had put you through such a thing," The woman said with an apologetic tone, "and as to where he is, Sheogorath is most likely searching for the two other individuals for the journey, and he may not be back for about half an hour. During that time, you can relax until he brings them in as well. Once done so, he will debrief you of your mission and give you the necessary time to prepare for the mission."

Gen sighed. He's really starting to get a headache from this, but if he really is dealing with an actual god, he'll wait and see just how important this mission is. As he had quelled his anger, he remembered that he forgot to have dinner and is in need to eat something.

"Your name is Mirajane right?" Gen asked.

"That is correct, Mr. Ryuuzaki," Mirajane said, "is there something you want?"

"Do you happen to have any food? I was taken from my before I could have a meal and I'm need of food" Gen said as scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

"Of course," Mirajane said as she turned around and walked down the hall, "follow me Mr. Ryuuzaki, I'll show you to the kitchen."

End

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