FOR EMMA! HAPPY TWELTH BIRTHDAY, PET, ONLY ONE MORE YEAR UNTIL YOU'RE A TEENAGER! WHOOT!
"Come on, smile!" Naminé and Roxas grinned at the video camera, unlike the silver haired sixteen year-old behind them.
"Riku! I need you to smile, otherwise Izzy's gonna be really pissed off at you! And, since she's the authoress, she can make you do anything! She can even force you to make out with Donald!" Yuffie warned from behind the camera.
Riku's smile was bigger than Naminé or Roxas'.
"Now, we need you to sing happy birthday for her." Yuffie ordered, and Demyx walked on screen, holding his sitar. He struck a chord, and everyone started singing.
"Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Emma! Happy birthday to you! Hip, hip, hurray! Hip, hip, hurray! Hip, hip, hurray! For she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow! And so say all of us!" Naminé, Roxas, Riku, Yuffie and Demyx all let out a cheer. Roxas frowned.
"Hey, where are Axel and Larx- oh…never mind." He trailed off, as Yuffie spun the camera round to the Nobodies kissing. She let out an 'ew' of disgust, and quickly focused elsewhere. Elsewhere happened to be Roxas and Naminé. Who were giggling childishly at their elder Nobodies.
Suddenly, a curly haired girl with black rimmed rectangular glasses appeared with a loud pop. Everyone look at her, and took a step back in amazement.
"Yo, everyone! I'm here to discuss what to do with Naminé! You see, I can either make her pregnant with Roxas' child, or, kill her off and leave Roxas to me. What do you guys think?" the girl grinned. Naminé hid behind Roxas, and Riku threw a paper ball at the girl.
"Give it up, Izzy, you know we're going to choose the second one." Yuffie told the girl, who pouted.
"Fine then, Naminé becomes pregnant." Naminé's stomach expanded greatly. Roxas stared at it with wide eyes. "But, Yuffie, I'm taking out my anger on you. You won't be with Riku. Emma can have him." With that, the girl popped out again, narrowly missing being decapitated by Yuffie's ninja star.
Another loud pop alerted everyone that Riku was missing. Yuffie blinked, and shrugged, and went back to filming Axel and Larxene kissing, for later blackmail purposes.
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Riku pounded on the inside walls of his crate. He'd already been on a plane, and was now on a truck, speeding towards some unknown destination. And frankly? He was terrified.
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Emma blinked, as she opened the door and looked at the large crate behind the delivery man standing in her doorway.
"Sign here, please." He stated, holding out a clipboard for her to sign. She took the pen in his hand, and put her signature at the bottom of her page. He nodded at her, and took out a small package from behind her back.
"These are for you too. Thank you for ordering with SuperPak." He walked away from her, leaving her thoroughly confused. She ripped open the package. Inside was a card, a video tape, and a crowbar. She blinked, and decided to open the card.
Happy Birthday Emma! The crowbar is for opening the crate! And, the video tape? You can watch it after you've come back to life after initial shock. Well, I hope you're happy! I'm out of ideas for next years birthday present: 3
Izzy
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Emma lifted an eyebrow in surprise, but, decided to place the video and card on the ground, and to pry open the crate, which, for some reason, had Dangerous Animal Inside written on its side. She managed to get it open and, upon seeing Riku inside, she thanked Hojo for her internet friends.
Yeah, Emma, it got really corny at the end, but, I DON'T CARE. I really am out of ideas for next year…Oh well. : 3