Tenipuri boys go to LAZERQUEST!!!! (hahaha, LAZERSSSSSSSS!)

By: Purple'n'Feather

A/N: LazerQuest is a place where people play laser tag.

Disclaimer: LQ doesn't belong to us. Neither do the PoT dudes. (If it did, that would be awesome…nyehehehe)

It was a Saturday morning. Fuji Syuusuke, Kikumaru Eiji, and Kawamura Takashi were talking together to a meeting place…

"Wonder where we're gonna do this time?" said Kikumaru, as he read the invitation he had received the day before.

"You are invited to come to a- oops, I can't tell you this. Just come to our regular meeting place… you know, in front of the bowling place, which I forget its name, on Saturday, August 16th, at 10:30 a.m. Lunch will be served. Be there, or be squared. And trust me, you don't want to be square. -Inui"

"Knowing Inui, this could be pretty dangerous," said Kawamura.

"It might be fun…" said Fuji, "wonder what drink Inui will come up with this time…"

Eiji cringed. He always found Inui's drinks to taste… yucky.

"Fuji-senpai! Eiji-senpai! Kawamura-senpai!" called a familiar voice. The trio turned around and saw Momoshiro Takeshi grinning to them while draggin along his companion, Seigaku's freshman samurai, THE amazing, THE talented, THE insert positive adjective hereed/ing , drum roll, please. Echizen Ryoooooooooooooma.

"Stop pulling, Momo-senpai, it hurts…" grumbled Ryoma.

" Hey, lookie! It's OCHIBI!!!" yelled Eiji as he dashed over to glomp the child.

"Ohayou, minna," said two voices from behind.

Eiji stopped in his path towards Echizen, and turned around.

"OISHI!!!" he yelled as he ran over to his egg-resembling doubles partner.

"Hello, Kaidoh," said Taka.

"Nya, let's all go to wherever we're going together!" Eiji suggested cheerfully.

So they all started walking towards their destination. When they got there, they saw Inui Sadaharu, Tezuka Kunimitsu and coach Ryuzaki.

"Come now," Inui said. "Everyone is waiting."

"Everyone?!" questioned the group that had just arrived

"Yes," Tezuka said. "Now, don't let your guard down, and let's go."

So again, the whole group started walking. This time, they ended up in fron of a building.

"LAZER QUEST."

"Ooh!" Kikumaru squealed. "We get to play laser tag!"

"Welcome, everybody," said a female voice.

Everybody looked up. Standing at the entrance were coach Hanamura, coach Sakaki, Banji and Ojii.

"What?" Momo said in shock. "If all the coaches are here, then that means…"

"TOURNAMENT!" yelled Jiroh, Kamio, Sengoku and Marui excitedly, as they bursted from behind the coaches, shoving them out of the way.

"Hmmm. Laser tag," said Fuji to himself. "This will be fun…"

"Okay, we will start in 5 minutes," instructed Sakaki," but first, we will get you into your teams."

A series of "Awww"s came after he said that.

"Team 1," Hanamura started reading off of her list. "Kaidoh Kaoru of Seishun Gakuen, Momoshiro Takeshi of Seishun Gakuen, Jin Akutsu of Yamabuki, Gakuto Makuhi of Hyotei, Fuji Yuuta of St. Rudolph, Amane Hikaru (or David, as we all know him as) of Rokkaku, Kurobane Harukaze of Rokkaku, Mizuki Hajime of St. Rudolph and Kawamura Takashi of Seishun Gakuen."

"Team 2," Banji said, "Fuji Syuusuke of Seigaku, Saeki Koujirou of Rokkaku, Kisarazu Ryou of Rokkaku, Jiroh Akutagawa of Hyotei, Sengoku Kiyosumi of Yamabuki, Kirihara Akaya of Rikkai, Kisarazu Atsushi of St. Rudolph, Inui Sadaharu of Seigaku and Kamio Akira of Fudomine."

"Team 3," Ryuzaki said, "Yukimura Seiichi of Rikkai, Tanaka Youhei and Tanaka Kouhei of Jyousei Shounan, Echizen Ryoma of Seigaku, Kikumaru Eiji of Seigaku, Ibu Shinji of Fudomine, Ootori Choutarou of Hyotei, Shishido Ryou of Hyotei, and Marui Bunta of Rikkai.

"Team 4," Sakaki said, "Tezuka Kunimitsu of Seigaku, Tachibana Kippei of Fudomine, Sanada Genichirou-"

Right at that moment, everyone in the room began snickering at the funny name. Well, it can be shortened to "Genny", which sounds like Jenny, okay?

Sakaki cleared his throat. "Sanada GeniCHIROU of Rikkai, Atobe Keigo of Hyotei, Aoi Kentarou of Rokkaku, Kajimoto Takahisa of Jyousei Shounan, Oshitari Yuushi of Hyotei, Jackal Kuwahara of Rikkai and Oishi Syuichirou of Seigaku."

"These are your teams, now please go to your meeting rooms," instructed Ryuzaki sensei, "Team 1 is Room Green 1, Team 2 is Room Blue 8, Team 3 is Room Red 24 and Team 4 is in Room Yellow of 103. If you hae forgotten your team, please come check them with one of us."

"Man, these teams bite…" said Shishido.

"But… but…" Ootori's eyes began to well up, and he looked up (wait, he's the taller one…) Fine, LOOKED AT Shishido with the puppy face that people use. "What about me…?"

Inui's glasses gleamed, automatically gaining everyone's attention. "There is a penalty if you should choose not to participate…"

He held up a pitcher of… What was it? It was green, and purple, and red, and pink and glowing at the same time.

"This is Inui's t'uber hack site remix juice," said Inui, trying out his new 1337 speak.

A fish moved in the pitcher. Everyone backed away as far as they could, and ran into their assigned rooms for cover.

"…What?" Inui stood there blinking. "I swear, it tastes good this time!"

He took a big gulp and turned blue. He ran to the washroom, leaving a trail of burnt rubber as he went along.