Hello! This is my first fanfic! It is a collaboration story with Kelpiejh! I know its completely strange, but i hope you like it! If you have any ideas for something that could happen in a chapter (or 2) please eigther right it in the comments, or PM me! Thanks!

Disclaimer: we don't own Naruto! Boohoo! T_T

A car pulled up to the front of a school. The sign read: 'Shinobi: A School For The Gifted.' However, the girl in the back seat saw that underneath the sign, it said: 'Or The Mentally Disturbed'. The first thing that crossed her mind was

'Great. I'm going to school with a bunch of freaks.'

As she got out of the car, her waist length hair trailed behind her as she walked into the office. She walked in, the lady at the desk looked at her and smiled.

"Oh! You must be the new student that Tsunade-sama is expecting! Please wait here for her to call you in!"

After about 15 minutes of waiting, she was finally called into the office. As she walked in, she noticed a lady with blonde hair. She turned around and her face lit up as soon as she noticed the newest student.

"Let me see..." She said softly as she rummaged through some files and pulled out one that matched the girl before her.

"You mush be Haruno Sakura. Correct?"

Said girl nodded softly.

"You have the morning to explore the school so you don't get lost later. Feel free to ask anyone for help."

Sakura smiled. "Tsunade-sama?" she asked shyly.

"Yes Sakura?"

"Um, is there anything else I need? Like a schedule... or warnings?"

A look of surprise crossed Tsunade's face as she realized she never gave Sakura her schedule.

"Here you go. I'm sorry. Without my sake I'm really forgetful..."

Sakura sweat dropped. 'Did she really just say that with a straight face?'

Her inner replied. 'Yup. She definitely did...'

Tsunade's voice dragged her out of her conversation with inner.

"One warning. Stay away from the Akatsuki. They're a local gang and can be defined by their black shirts with red clouds on it. All I know is that there are 10 members. However, I don't know who they are."

Sakura was beginning to question her decision to come here in the first place.

"I'll be sure to let you know if I see any of them!"

Tsunade smiled. "I'm sure you will. You did get here on scholarship after all! I'm happy you came. Please enjoy your time here and stay safe."

With that said, Sakura faked a small smile, and quickly hurried out of the room.

'This place is more dangerous than I first thought, seeing as its a school for the gifted and the mentally disturbed. I hope all of my teachers are at least kind of normal.' She thought.

But her thoughts didn't end there. No. Her thoughts kept reeling and making her head spin. She was so lost in thought, that she didn't even know where she was going. Evidentially, she crashed into a strange boy, who was unusually soft and cuddly. The fist thing that came to her mind was

"Teddy bear!"

But, to her dismay, she had said that out loud. The boy stared at her in horror. Afraid that she might get picked on as well. The boy looked at her and said:

"Get out of here! You might get picked on as well!"

Sakura looked at him confused. "You're being picked on? By who?"

The boy pointed ahead of him. There stood a taller boy, with lavender eyes and slicked back silver hair. She walked up confidently to the boy.

"Do you know who was picking on my new teddy?"

The boy stared at her in shock before smiling.

"That's me! I totally did that!"

The pinkettes eyes narrowed as she swiftly punched him in the gut hard enough to make him keel over with pain.

"Leave my teddy bear alone! You hear me?"

She turned back to her "teddy".

"C'mon! You can show me around a bit! Whats your name?" Sakura asked excitedly. A complete turn around from her previous attitude.

As she helped him up, she heard a whisper.

"Pardon? I didn't quite catch that."

His eyes widened.

"I'm Akamichi Chouji. Whats your name?"

She gave him a gentle smile. "I'm Haruno Sakura. A new student here. Decide for your self if I'm a genius or mentally disturbed."

The boy on the floor smirked. 'Haruno Sakura huh? I'll remember you.'

She walked away, happily chatting with Chouji. Soon the bell rang and Chouji (her teddy bear) left after she glomped him again.

As he walked away, he was concerned for the safety of the one person brave (or stupid) enough to go against THE most violent member of Akatsuki: Aka Hidan! Sakura skipped down the hallway, stopping only to admire a set of wonderfully crafted dolls. Or were they puppets? She couldn't tell.

But what caught her attention the most, was an even bigger "puppet" that was almost life-like. She reached up, and brushed her fingers across his cheek, completely missing the light blush that crept up his face at her touch.

"Wow! it's so well done! It even feels like a real person!" she exclaimed.

"Hm." was the puppets response.

"And it talks too! So cool!"

"I am not a puppet. I am human. Though I'm not sure you are."

Sakura stared at him, in complete shock.

"I'm sorry! you weren't moving! And your standing next to puppets, or dolls, or whatever they are! I just got... wait a minute! What do you mean 'I'm not sure you are'?"

The boy stared at the girl in front of him.

"What's your name kid?" was his only response.

"Sakura. Haruno Sakura. And you? Whats your name Puppet Boy?" she asked. Now trying to make him mad.

It seems her efforts were immediately rewarded. A tick mark appeared on his forehead.

"What did you just call me?" he spoke.

She chose to pause for dramatic effect!

"I HATE to be kept waiting you know..."

'Well' she thought. 'maybe adding dramatic flair wasn't such a good idea after all.'

'Ya got that right'

'Inner! Why do you choose the worst times to pop up?!'

'Not quite sure myself actually.'

'Wow. Real smooth.'

'You should probably answer. Hes getting angry... just saying.'

She looked back at him. "I called you puppet boy. You be the judge of that. But rest assured. I'm just as sane as you!" she took the moment of distraction at her statement to stealthily run off (like a ninja!).

She continued skipping down the hallway, even when a teacher started staring strangely. She turned and flashed him a winning smile before sprinting down the next hallway she found.

The teacher retreated into his classroom. "Well class, I just saw a skipping girl in the hallway. So naturally I had to stare..."

silence.

"LIAR!"

Eventually classes changed again. A girl with obnoxious RED hair tripped her. She began to fall, face first towards the floor. She noticed someone about to catch her, so naturally, she did a couple of hand springs and back-flips to get out of the way, much to the astonishment of the entire hallway of kid, leaving them in awe as she sprinted down another hallway. The red haired girl, followed in close pursuit, in hopes of catching the girl.

Nearby, Chouji pointed her out to his best friend Shikamaru. "See Shikamaru? That's her! The one who saved me from Hidan!"

Sakura, upon hearing that, blushed at her new friends statement. Then turned around and saw the red haired girl in front of her.

"Just who do you think you are to trip me?"Sakura asked, voice dripping with acid and venom.

"Karin. And you had better stay away from MY Sasuke-kun! Or I will be forced to show you your place. And you don't want that." Karin sneered.

Sakura then took a minute and looked around. She was amazed at the size of the crowd that had come to watch the fight. But what caught her eye the most was the sea of black with red clouds that was watching. But she pretended not to notice.

She turned back to the issue at hand. Karin was now charging her. Sakura did the first thing that came to her mind.

She pulled her right arm back, wait gathered all the strength she could, and then 'SMACK'. Her fist collided with Karin's face, knocking the girl unconscious. Three of Karin's followers ran away screaming at the sight.

Everyone just stared.

Meanwhile, Hidan was actually excited for once.

"See guys? She's the one who punched me! It hurt like hell!"

They were used to his antics.

"I think I'm in love!"

the entire Akatsuki stared at him, looked back at the girl, then back at him. Recognition flashed across Sasori's eyes.

"Hey, Hidan,"

"Yeah Sasori?"

"She's insane. Just warning."

The rest of Akatsuki stared at the unusual interaction.

"Danna? What would you know about her anyways?"

"Deidara?"

"Yes Danna?"

"Shut. Up."

Silence returned. Of course, before it was broken once again.

"Wow! Tobi really wants to talk to pretty lady! Tobi is going right now!" Tobi ran off before anyone could stop him. Actually, it was very similar to the way the pinkette had fled fled a few minutes earlier.

She escaped inside the school before feeling a tap on her back. Turning around, she was already in a defensive stance that she taught herself. She was face-to-face with a swirling mask that reminded her of a lollipop.

Unable to resist, she leaned forward, and closed her eyes. Tobi was worried. Was the pretty lady going to kiss him? Then, her tongue darted out from her mouth and licked him.

"Wow!" she exclaimed. "You DO taste like a lollipop!"

She turned around. Viridian meeting onyx.

"Here! Have this!" she said, dropping a lollipop (cherry flavoured :p) in his hand before running off once again.

Tobi just stood there frozen. Until he heard laughing from behind him. He turned around to see Deidara standing there, laughing so hard, he was having trouble breathing.

"that... was... Haha! so... funny...! she... actually said... that you...you tasted like a lollipop!" he finally managed to say.

"Ya? Well pretty lady gave Tobi a lollipop. Tobi really likes pretty lady and Tobi thinks pretty lady really likes Tobi too! So there! She likes Tobi better than she likes Diedara-sempai!" Tobi said.

Then he took off. Hoping to find his 'Pretty Lady' as he called her.

'Pretty lady will be Tobi's! Then Tobi gets all the lollipops Tobi wants!' Tobi thought.

Oh how he wanted to that to come true! Even if she did say he tasted like a lollipop.

'But who doesn't like lollipops? They taste soooo good! They are Tobi's favourite food!'

Tobi decided that, based on his logic of everyone liking lollipops, that pretty lady liked Tobi.

Deidara stared dumbfounded after the quickly retreating figure of the lollipop boy.

'What has Akatsuki come to?' he thought.

Sakura continued skipping down the halls, until the lunch bell rang. She walked over to the cafeteria that she had found earlier. The room fell silent as soon as she entered. Viridian eyes scanned the room. She smiled as soon as she noticed her teddy bear. She grabbed some lunch and walked over.

"Hey teddy!" Chouji looked over and smiled. "Can I sit here? You're, like, the only person I know."

He nodded and she sat down next to him.

"Hey. Are you the person who beat up Karin?" she looked up slowly to see a boy with cerulean blue eyes and blonde hair. He also had whisker marks on his face.

"Umm, is Karin that girl with the red hair?"

"Yeah- tebayo."

She looked surprised. "Well do you see any other pink haired girls around here? Didn't think so!" she remarked sarcastically. "I'm Haruno Sakura. You?"

He smiled a mega watt grin. Uzumaki Naruto- dattebayo!"

She smiled a soft smile. "Nice to meet you Naruto! Who's everyone else?"

Naruto smiled. "This is Teme, she's Hinata-chan, he's that jerk Kiba, the quiet guy is Shino, the lazy bum is Shikamaru, the screeching girl is Ino, the creep is lee, the girl with hair buns is Tenten, and the guy with long hair is Neji. We have others in our group, but they're not here at the moment."

Sakura looked around the table at everyone. They were all smiling at her.

"Why is everyone in the cafeteria looking at me?" she asked Naruto.

"Well Sakura-chan, you beat up Karin. Everyone hates her. Therefore, everyone likes you! I think. Even Lee over there hates her. And he likes everyone. Dattebayo."

"Ok. Next question. Why does everyone hate her? I know why I hate her, but what about you guys?" Sakura asked.

"I hate her cause she claims to be my girlfriend."

Sakura looked at the guy who spoke. "You're Teme right?" she asked.

"My name is Sasuke."

"Oh." was all she said.

"Why would she say that?"

"Because apparently she wants me."

"Why?" everyone laughed at that. Though Uchiha Sasuke just smirked

"You don't like Teme?" Naruto asked.

"Why would I? I barely know him."

Sasuke stared at her. He felt an unnatural urge to hug the first girl in forever to not fall for him right when they see him, and for not being a fangirl. Sakura was the first girl, to not be attracted to him for unnatural reasons.

She cocked her head to the side. She was, dare he think it, cute. An obnoxious voice snapped Sasuke out of his thoughts.

So theres chapter 1 peoples! I hope you liked it! See u later!