Chapter 1 Hello Entertainment
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I do not own Touhou or Fairy Tail
"I'mmmm soooo borreeed." Yukari complained at her home, "Alright, it's time to peek into other universes."
With that, she pulled apart a nonexistent borders and started looking for something, something to alleviate her boredom.
Screwing with the Doctor? Already done.
Pranking Zelretch? Boring.
Teaching Dr. Strange something new? He's already gone mad.
Hmmmm, how about not talking to other dimensional travelers and finding a new dimension to mess up with. Let's see, this one seems to have a lot of magic. Potential a source of entertainment.
Yukari snapped her hand at another nonexistent portal, and started watching events that were enfolding in a little TV.
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"Alright, let's make a guild in this brand new universe I found!" Yukari popped behind Reimu, who was drinking tea peacefully with Marisa and Suika.
All of them jumped and turned around at her sudden appearance. "GAH!" Marisa shouted, "Geez, don't scare me like that!"
"What kind of nonsense are you spouting out now?" Reimu said as she resitted on her patio, "Go on, quick. State your business, and than leave."
"I found a place that looks extremely exciting." Yukari smiled as she looked at Reimu, who was obviously crossed. "I thought it'll be interesting for you guys to come to this place and help me set up a guild."
"Pass." Reimu yawned, "I can't leave Gensokyo with the barrier simply left unattended. Besides, I know that this is your idea of entertainment, and I do not want to partake-"
"I'll take care of the barrier. By the way, do you know you can make money by exterminating local monsters?"
"…WHERE IS THIS PLACE!" Reimu was no longer in a tranquil state and was shaking Yukari like mad, "YOU CAN MAKE MONEY BY EXTERTINMATING YOUKAI?!"
Yukari nodded. Great, that's one person down for her idea. About twenty more to go. "Yes, you can." Yukari responded, "Marisa, you won't feel bored at this new place."
Marisa shrugged her shoulder. "Meh, if Reimu is going I'll go as well." Marisa stated.
"Suika, there is quite a lot of drinking partners in this new dimension-"
"Oh? Drinking partners, you say?" Suika grinned at Yukari, "How much Sake could they drink?"
"Well," Yukari did some mental calculations in her head, "Assuming that's the typical barrel you see these day, um, at least a hundred sixty gallons per day? Maybe even more?"
"Good enough." Suika said, "Count me in!"
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"You mean, Flandre can run free in that place?"
Yukari nodded. "The ability to destroy anything is pretty common at this new place we're going. Your little sister can have some fresh air there."
"…Sakuya? Tell Flandre that we're going to this new dimension of hers. Also tell Patchy and Meiling that they're going with us. After all, what good is a noble without her attendants?"
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"Hmmm? How much food is there at this, Earth-land?"
"I can stake my honor that there's enough food at one of the restaurant that could satisfy the appetite of a dragon. Or two."
"Um, Yuyuko-sama, I don't think-"
"Pack your bags, Youmu. We'll going on an adventure!"
"…Of course, Yuyuko-sama."
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"Marisa is going to this, Earth-land place?" Alice asked as she served tea to Yukari.
"Yes." Yukari curtly responded, "Are you interesting in –"
"Alright, alright, I'll go with you. Just to make sure that Marisa doesn't get into too much trouble in Earthland. That's my only reason too."
"Tsund-"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
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"Oh the Fairy Tail universe?" Kaguya looked at Yukari who nodded.
"Alright, this will be interesting." Kaguya smiled, "Rabbits! We're leaving Eintei for some while, so pack you bags!"
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"…With that lunar bitch? No way in five fucking hells I'll join your plan."
"…Can we at least expect your support if people's lives are in danger?" Yukari asked the Phoenix and the Hakutaku.
Mokou just looked at Keine, who nodded. "We'll help. Just, we won't do it for your entertainment."
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"Oh?" Aya stopped flying as Yukari appeared right next to her, "Yukari, why are you here?"
"I'm inviting you to a big scoop that's going to happen in a few days." Yukari grinned, "Do you wish to report about it?"
Aya nodded. "Sure," Aya smiled, holding out her camera, "But, let me ask you. How big of a scoop is it?"
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"Fairy Tail? Are we actually joining Fairy Tail?" Sanae's eyes glittered as she looked at the Gap Youkai.
Yukari nodded and closed her eyes. "Kaguya is joining also-"
"Kanako-sama, Suwako-sama, can you please participate in Yukaris' plans? Pretty please?"
As Yukari reflected later that day, not even goddesses could fight back against a determined, cute Shrine Maiden with a puppy face.
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"Yukari, I'm bored. So, I'm in."
"I didn't even explained Tenshi-"
"Do I really need an explanation? Go point me an enemy so that I can stick a sword in him." Tenshi said as she looked at Yukari.
That's pretty straight forward thinking. Just as she expected from a celestial from heaven.
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"Unlike Yuugi, who is obviously planning to go to fight a strong enemy, I do not see a reason for me to go." Satori stated in her seat, drinking tea. "Have a good day-"
"Hey, onee-san, this sounds interesting. May we please go?"
"I told you, I have my duties-"
"Please?"
"…Take Rin and Okee with you. If a vacation comes along for me, I'll come and help you."
"Yeah you're the best onee-san!"
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"Hijiri-san-"
"Pass. Don't want my shrine getting caught up in all of your devious plans."
"Do you at least hear-"
"No." Byakuren coldly stated as she stared at Yukari, but her expression softened. "Well, if you need my help you can always help me. But, please do not involve my shrine in whatever incident you're planning."
Yukari sighed. "Alright." She replied, knowing that she won't get a better answer than that.
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"Alright." Yukari smiled as she mentally did a tally in her head who's going.
From the Hakurei Shrine, Reimu was coming.
From the Scarlet Devil Mansion, it was Remilia, Flandre, Sakuya, Patchouli, Koakuma, and Meiling.
From the Netherword, Yuyuko and Youmu joined.
From the Forest of Magic, Marisa and Alice were tagging along.
From the Mountain of Faith, Sanae and her guardians, Kanako and Suwako, wanted to go on the adventure.
From Eintei, Kaguya, Eiren, Reisen, Tewi, and god knows how many rabbits were participating.
From Youkai Mountain, Suika and Aya agreed to go to Earth-land.
From heaven Tenshi agreed just to relieve her boredom.
And, from the Netherworld Yuugi, Koishi, Rin, and Utsuho decided to join on their adventure.
Including Yukari and her Shikigames, there were twenty eight people participating (excluding the rabbits). Plenty of people to set up a nice and official guild.
"Now," Yukari grinned as she saw the assembled audience, "Shall we get started?"
It was so boring. The whole lecture about preserving the peace of Fiore and preserving it, blah blah blah blah blah. It was as boring as Shiki's lecture, which, to the people who doesn't know her, was as boring as seeing a snail moving five meters.
"Finally!" Yukari groaned as the whole lecture was finished by one of the representatives of the Counsil, "We have to make sure that the guild has sufficient power to take on quests. There are three options; one, pick ten people and defeat a C ranked monster. Two, take on a B ranked monster with ten people. Three, pick another people to take on an A ranked monster. Or four, take on a S class monster. Most guilds tend to fight a C ranked monster, but they become small guilds. Beat a B ranked monster, and they become a medium sized guild. Defeat the A ranked guild and they can become big guilds. Defeat the S class monster, well, you earned my respect."
"What does the size of the guild mean?" Yukari asked, and the representative looked at Yukari.
"It means how much popularity the guild starts in the beginning. Do you really think that quests would come flooding to a fledging guild? The higher ranked monster you guys beat, the more that the magic counsel will put a good word for you guys, and thus the more quests you can get. Now, which ranked difficulty-"
"S."
"Alright, one – eh what?" The man slammed his hands against the table, "Are you really sure you want to fight a S classed monster?"
Yukari waved her hand. "Yes, with just one person."
"Is he a S ranked Wizard?" The person asked, and Yukari shrugged.
"I told you, we just recently arrived from Gensokyo." Yukari responded, "It's a far off place with different measuring methods. I don't know if she can take on a S class monster or not, but anything living and she will win."
"Hmm." The person thought, "What is the greatest feat that this girl of yours could do?"
"Well," Yukari mused, thinking about the candidate. "She died?"
"…What?"
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"Wow, that's a bigggg guyyyyy." Yuyuko said as she behold the S classed monster, "Hey, Yukari-san, what do I get for defeating him?"
"I'll take you to a restaurant after this." Yukari smiled, "Org-san, can you please open the door?" Yukari turned to look at a standing still Org, a councilman of the Magic Council, whose jaw was literally on the floor.
"Is, is she a ghost?" Org shouted to Yukari, "What – how – what?"
Yukari nodded. "Well, it's a long story." Yukari smiled, "But the long story short. In Gensokyo there was a tree where it took everyone's lives whenever it blooms. Yuyuko put an end to the tree by killing herself, but in the process turning her into a ghost. And now, she is one of my dear friends."
Org hurriedly shook his head, and looked at the Yukari. "Are you sure-"
"Oh trust me." Yukari said, waving towards the door, "And now, the door?"
Org sighed, and took out a key from his pocket. "Don't sue me if she gets killed." Org mentioned as he put the key into the door, "Or get killed the second time."
With that, Yuyuko floated into the room and smiled as the S classed monster beared down on her.
The S class monster was humongous black bear, and it was seen on their claws that it had defeated several strong foes in the past. It roared at the ghost, and than dropped dead.
"Are we done yet?" Yuyuko asked as she walked outside the testing room, "Any more tests?"
"What-" Org pointed at Yuyuko, but Yukari simply placed her hand over Org's shaking hand.
"Remember how I told you that there was a tree that killed a lot of people?" Yukari said, "Well, she had kind of inherited the power to manipulate death."
Org eyes narrowed. "Does that-"
"Means that's a dangerous ability?" Yukari smiled, "Oh don't worry, Yuyuko had never killed anyone in her entire life." She paused. "Well, she did kill herself, so that means that she had killed someone before? But you don't have to worry about her taking the lives of humans; she haven't taken anyone's in a thousand years."
"A thousand-"
"She's a ghost. She can't age." Yukari interrupted, "I believe that she classify as a S class mage?"
Org looked suspiociously at Yukari. "Yes." He admitted, "But you have to promise me one thing. Do not use this power against human lives."
Yuyuko floated into the room. "I have seen too much death in my lifetime." Yuyuko quietly said, "I'm not eager to take people's lives some more. So, you don't have to worry."
Yukari nodded, and looked into the testing room where the dead beast lies. "Hmmm," Yukari hummed, "Do you have two more beasts here? I wish to have two more members of my Guild to become S ranked."
"You have two more-!"
"At least five more actually, but I'm just going to have my dear Reimu and Sanae to join the ranks of S class. Can you please?"
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"Um, is it okay for me to completely immobilize the beast?" Reimu asked Org, who nodded.
"Alright." Reimu cracked her heads back and forth, "Let's see, I'll do that and that-"
Roarrr! Smash! Crash!
"You're kidding me, right?" Reimu groaned as she picked herself up from a dented steel wall. "Fine, you forced me to! Storm gods! Strike down the foe in front of me!"
A lightening bolt tore open the ceiling and shocked the beast, instantly stopping it's heart and killing it. "Finally." Reimu huffed as she looked at Yukari, "Where's my reward?"
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"You mean that I can fight a S-class monster like –"
"The Grand Magic Games is in a month." Yukari interrupted the overhyped Sanae, "They don't know anything about the events going on." Yukari looked at Sanae, and looked at Org, who was looing at the conversation weirdly. Sanae looked at org, and understanding filled her eyes.
"Ah I get it." Sanae smiled as she walked into the testing room, "So, all I have to do is make the monster say mercy, right?"
One hell of a beat time later
It never got a chance to though, Yukari reflected. Sanae, just, it was so cruel what Sanae did. She didn't want to talk about it.
Neither did Org, who, pardon her language, shitted himself in the process. "That was fun!" Sanae jumped up and down, "So, am I now a S classed wizard? Huh, huh?"
"She's, she's-" Org just mindlessly muttered, "You're one."
"Yay!" Sanae cheered, "Yukari-san, I'm ready for anything!"
Yukari simply smiled as she pointed to a door on the otherside of the room. "Reimu and Yuyuko are there, filling in some forms."
And Sanae's enthusiasm promptly disappeared. "Is, is that so." Sanae looked at the ground and started trudging. Midway though, her slow steps slowly increased into a fast skip as she regained her happy attitude.
"Well," Yukari looked at Org who was still standing like a stature, "I would like to fill out some forms in registering the guild."
Guild Name: The Western Fantasies
Size: Super
Master: Yukari Yakumo
S Class Wizards: Yuyuko Saigyouji, Reimu Hakurei, Sanae Kochiya
Members: Remilia Scarlet, Flandre Scarlet, Patchouli Knowledge, Sakuya Izayoi, Koakuma, Hong Meiling, Koakuma, Youmu Konpaku, Marisa Kirisame, Alice Margatroid, Kanako Yasaka, Suwaka Moriya, Kaguya Horaisan, Eirin Yagokora, Tewi Inaba, Reisen Inaba, Suika Ibuki, Aya Shameimaru, Tenshi Hinanawi, Koishi Komeji, Yuugi Hoshiguma, Utsuho Reiuji, Rin Kaenbyou, Tenshi Hinanawi, Ran Yakumo, Chen Yakumo, Rabbit 1, Rabbit 2, Rabbit 3, Rabbit 4, Rabbit 5, Rabbit 6, Rabbit7, Rabbit8, Rabbit 9, Rabbit 10, Rabbit 11, Rabbit 12, Rabbit 13, Rabbit 14, Rabbit 15, Rabbit 16, Rabbit 17, Rabbit 18, Rabbit 19, Rabbit 20, Rabbit 21, Rabbit 22, Rabbit 23, Rabbit 24, Rabbit 25, Rabbit 26, Rabbit 27, Rabbit 28, Rabbit 29 Rabbit 3, Rabbit 31, Rabbit 32, Rabbit 33, Rabbit 34, Rabbit 35, Rabbit 36, Rabbit 37, Rabbit 38, Rabbit 39, Rabbit 40, Rabbit 41, Rabbit 42, Rabbit 43, Rabbit 44, Rabbit 45, Rabbit 46, Rabbit 47, Rabbit 48, Rabbit 49, Rabbit 50, Rabbit 51, Rabbit 52, Rabbit 53, Rabbit 54, Rabbit 55, Rabbit 56, Rabbit 57, Rabbit 58
Teams: The Scarlet Devils (Remilia, Flandre, Patchouli, Sakuya, Koakuma, Meiling), Saigyouji (Yuyuko, Youmu), Eintei (Kaguya, Eirin, Yagokara, Tewi, Reisen, the Rabbits), Moriya Shrine (Sanae, Suwako, Kanako), Youkais (Alice, Aya, Suika, Yuugi), Satori (Koishi, Utsuho, Rin), The Peacekeepers (Reimu, Marisa)
Unique Magic: Border of Nothingness
S Class Promotion Trail:
1. Ask for permission from Yukari Yakumo to become a S class wizard
2. Beat up a medium sized dark guild
Location: No location so far
"There." Yukari finally filled out the details of the last Rabbit applicant, "That's it."
Right behind her were a lot of guards and a short old man with brown hair peering over her shoulder. Org was there also, looking at the application form as well.
"That's, that's a lot of rabbits." One of the guards whispered to the rest of the guard.
"Do they have names?"
"Geez, the S class promotion trial seems impossible."
"Remember what Org said? The girls utterly shrekt the S class monsters so easy!"
"You mean the one that fifty of us had trouble subduing?"
"It was no contest I heard. One of them instantly killed the beast, another called down lightning from the heavens that even Orga couldn't match, and the other one made Org change his pants!"
"They're human, right?"
"One of the people who which the council even validated as S classed Wizards was a ghost. A Ghost I tell you!"
"Nah, you're kidding."
"No, I mean literally. I was walking and a pink haired lady just, just floated right by me and into a wall! It gave me the shivers of a lifetime!"
"You're kidding me."
"And she was holding a plate of dumplings as well!"
"Alright, we need a doctor here. Doctor, someone is having hallucinations."
"You know I can hear you guys." Yuyuko floated through a wall into the room, stiffening all the guards. "Yukari, are you done yet?"
"Just finished." Yukari put down her pencil and handed the form to Michello, who was the old man.
The old man quickly looked over the form.
"Border of Nothingness?"
"One of my own unique magic, I trust that I don't have to reveal anything about it other than I can guarantee that it is not dark magic?"
"S Class Promotion Trials?"
"Everyone excluding the rabbits are capable on holding their own against the S classed beasts. So, I made it a requirement to become a S Class Wizard was to gain my approval, which I plan to ask the council first, and for them to accomplish a difficult task, in which isn't that difficult at all."
"Location?"
"Haven't decided yet. Currently, I'm planning to go to two towns; Magnolia Town or Crocus. I'm leaning towards Crocus, and am planning to set up the guild building as soon as possible, if that's fine with you."
"That's a bit ambitious." Michello muttered, "Setting up a Super guild right next to the Royal Capital or Fairy Tail."
Yukari nodded. "Yeah, that's true." Yukari muttered, "But, as you seen by Sanae over there, she wants to be friends with Fairy Tail but I don't want to intrude on that guild's territories. Thus, my only option left for the cities is Crocus, which no guilds have so far laid claim on. Do you understand?"
Everyone looked at Sanae, who was talking to Yaijima about the Fairy Tail Guild. They all winced at the thought of Sanae with the Fairy Tail Guild. With her power, her zealousness to the Fariy Tail, and, ugh, her go lucky attitude, the whole town of Magnolia will be destroyed in one day.
"Yeah, we'll get permission from the Capital." Michello muttered, "Yeah, anything but that."
Thy all shuddered at the thought of the amount of paperwork they have to deal with if they settled in Magnolia. No, anything but that.
"Good." Yukari smiled, "Yuyuko, Sanae, Reimu, we're leaving!"
Sanae looked away from pestering Yaijima, Yuyuko stopped haunting the soldiers, and Reimu stopped counting the amount of jewels she got on the side. "Alright." They all chorused and fell behind Yukari.
When Yukari was about to step outside, a thought struck her. "I forgot something." Yukari turned around and looked at her S class wizards, "We forgot our logo!"
Sanae gasped and placed her hands over her mouth. "I completely forgot!" Sanae cried out loud, "We could have created something so fancy that-"
Reimu ticked her tongue and pulled out a piece of paper from her pocket. "Almost forgot as well." Reimu muttered, shoving it to Yukari, "Kaguya wanted to show you this."
Yukari unfolded the piece of paper. On it was a purple flower with a ying yang ball in the middle. However, from the middle of the ball it was shooting Danmaku bullets, which suited perfectly for the Eastern Fantasies.
"Alright." Yukari said, and threw the paper to Michello, "Come and find us on the edge of Crocus. You'll see where the Guild Building is. Give us the guild stamp there, and we'll give you an Fantasical Welcome!"
"Yukari-sama."
"Yes, Yuugi?"
"You got us the land."
"Yes."
"You gave us permission."
"Yes."
"And, YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT BRINGING SOME MATERIALS!"
"…I'm sorry?"
Yuugi sighed violently. "Great, in thirty minutes the Magic Council will not be able to find us and we're never going to become an official guild."
Yukari giggled. "Do you really think that I didn't neglect this detail?
"Hah?"
Yukari looked at the vacant lot. "I only brought you here, Yuugi, was to make sure that having these measurements fits perfectly with these. I did double check it, but I'm not a builder."
Yukari tossed a blueprint to Yuugi, who caught it and unfurled it. "Hmmm," She muttered, "Yeah, should be fine." Yuugi nodded, "But, this blueprint is nothing if it's not built-"
"I enlisted the Oni's and the Kappa's help in building this at Youkai Mountain." Yukari said, "Took me a hell lot of favors, but they agreed to do so. In a few seconds, I will teleport the building over. "
Yuugi hurriedly back pedaled as Yukari's fan pointed at the lot, and a massive building appeared. "Phew." A familiar kappa pushed open the door, "Installing the lighting was hard. Yukari-san, I hope that this is to your likings?"
Yukari looked at the building for a few seconds, and nodded. "Yeah, that'll do." Yukari smiled, "Inside is a portal back to Youkai Mountain. Thank you so much for helping me."
NItori waved her hand as she walked back inside. "Bye!"
"Why wasn't I involved in this construction?" Yuugi pouted, and Yukari raised her eyebrow.
"I needed you to check the specifications." Yukari muttered, "I'm not perfect, okay? And your specialty is much greater than mine in this field."
"Alright." Yuugi grumbled, and Koishi floated out of the building.
"Wow, this is an adventure!" Her eyes sparkled as she looked all around, "This seems fun!"
"Yeah." Yukari simply grinned, "That's right."
"What, what, what the hell is that!" Someone came running to the scene, "What's with that gigantic building!"
"Are you from the Magic Council?" Yukari turned around and asked. The meseenger nodded, and gave Yukari a little stamp.
"Here it is!" The messenger said, and Yukari smiled. Perfect.
Yukari opened a portal and pulled out a couple thousands of jewels. "Thank you for your hard work." Yukari stated as she placed the money on the awed messenger, "Tell everyone in the city that the Eastern Fantasies is ready for business!"
Author's Note
This is RusselH, bringing a new Touhou story to you! I'm so sorry for the rest of my readers, I was caught recently with college businesses, and I had to start watching Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Despite it being a magical girl anime, the whole thing was so deep.
And that anime, incidentally, led me to write this new story. When I was browsing fanfiction crossovers with Madoka Magica, Shattering Lens by Pegistar5 inspired me to do a Touhou and Fairy Tail crossover. So, my thanks to him (or her) for the inspiration for me to do such crossover.
Later tonight, I hope, I will post another chapter.
To all Immortal Familiars and Fate Touhou readers, I'm putting this story ahead of everything else. I do have some more chapters for them, but right now I'm in my Fairy Tail X Touhou crossover craze. So, wait until the muses strike me for me to write the other stories.
Drop a review if you like this story and want to see more.
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This is RusselH signing out!