I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.
"Yaahaaaaaaaaaa I'm HOME!!" yelled the number one hyperactive knuckle head ninja on a bright sunny morning. BONK! "OW! HEY THAT HURT ERO-SENSEI!" yelled the same voice. "Well if it hurt then shut up, it's too early to be yelling, you'll wake everyone up" exclaimed a very annoyed Jaraiya. "YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID SO YOU OLD PERV!"
Meanwhile a shy dark haired girl was hiding behind a tree near the two that had just arrived, (AKA Naruto and Jaraiya), and wanted to go talk to Naruto but was far too shy. "C'mon Hinata, just go see him" she thought to herself. Then when she looked up he had already left.
When Naruto, and Jaraiya left they split up. Jaraiya went to tell Tsunade that they were back. As for Naruto he was going to see all of his friends.
As Naruto was walking down towards Shikamaru's house he saw sand going towards someone with a gourd and red hair, then the sand went into the gourd. "Hmm, who do I know that has red hair, and has sand in a gourd O yeah, HEY GAARA!"
Said ninja turned around and simply said "Hi". "WHAT DO YOU MEAN HI I'VE BEEN GONE FOR 2 AND A HALF YEARS AND ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS HI"! Yelled a slightly ticked off Naruto
"I mean hi as in hi" Gaara said calmly.
"Whatever, well, see you later Gaara"!
So Naruto ran off towards Kiba's house. And once he got there Kiba's mom was there. "Hi Tsume, and Kuromaru!"(For those of you that don't know Kuromaru is Tsume's dog, and Tsume is Kiba's mom)
"Hm, o hi Naruto" said Tsume "Kiba a friend of yours is here."
"Who is it? O Naruto you're finally back!" he shouted
"Where's Akamaru" asked Naruto. "O yeah, C'mon outside Akamaru Naruto's back!"
What Naruto saw next was a HUGE dog that could probably hold 2 people, but also a dog 10 times bigger than the Akamaru from 2 and a half years ago. Not only that, but he jumped on Naruto and started licking his face.
"OMG!!! AKAMARU GOT HUGE!!!!!!" Yelled a surprised Naruto "Yeah he kind of got big, well see you later Naruto" "K bye Kiba"
So Naruto started to walk, just looking for one of his friends. But then his stomach started to growl. "I'm hungry, where is Ichiraku's?" "O there it is!" he exclaimed.
Just then he saw an old friend. "Hi Hinata!" he yelled happily. She turned around (after being scared to death by a sudden loud noise during a silence) and saw her crush. (In this fanfic Hinata has a type of inner self like Sakura does)
"Go ahead, jump on him, kiss him, unzip his pants and boxers and... but she cut her perverted side off before she made herself faint "No, No, No!" she yelled inside of herself "Naruto-kun only likes Sakura... He would never like me! She told herself
"Uuuh Hinata hello, Earth to Hinata" "Huh huh o-o h-hi N-N-Naruto-k-kun.
MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Cliff hangar plz review this is my FIRST STORY Tell me if you like it and if I should continue.