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Warning oc alert please try and bear with me they won't be back after this chapter.
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Evil voice
Thoughts
Jutsu yell
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Naruto at age four
This was not a good day for naruto. Not only was it his birthday but the mean lady who worked for the orphanage had caught him playing with a kid.
"You little monster how dare you hurt that poor child"
"I didn't do anything"
"That's it I am going to do what the yondaime should have done" she was so angry she threw him out of the orphanage to bad for naruto that they were on the top floor and she through him out the window.
He thought he was going to die but thankfully someone had jumped up to save him
"'Sob' 'sob' who are you?"
"My name is anko what is yours"
"I'm 'sob' naruto"
"The yondaime's kid why was he thrown out the window"
"Just a minute naru" she ran into the orphanage angry.
"How dare you throw a child out the window?"
"That thing is not a child"
"I will not let you say that about my senseis child I want to adopt him"
The matron was stunned someone wanted to adopt the demon.
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"Come on kakashi how come you don't want to"
Anko had been threatening to do something like this. They had been dating for a year and she wanted to get married. Now she was proposing they marry and adopt his sensei's child.
"Fine I guess I owe him"
"Naruto he said yes"
"Yeah I have a new daddy and mommy"
So it went on like this for the months of planning the wedding. Then training started, anko would teach him about poisons, the basics of forbidden snake jutsu, and gave him his own customized metal body glove. Kakashi found out naruto couldn't do basic jutsu so taught him jonin level Justus, and gave him the White Light Chakra Blade (kakashi's dads sword lets call it 'white fang').
"Hey mom check it out"
"What narut….O" she came out side to see someone she didn't want to see manda (snake boss)
"See mom I summoned him by myself"
"Get away from him naruto" the snake quickly was un-summoned.
"Naruto who said you could sign the snake contract"
"Well dad let me sign the canine contract so I thought"
"Naruto the snakes are evil they require scarifies for respect. Ever since I have adopted you I decided to sign the serpent contract it's like the snakes just don't need sacrifices"
"Can I Sign?"
"You have to take you name off the snake one first"
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(That was a little corny and dumb but it was just supposed to show that they have a new contract.)
It has been a year and anko had just come back from a mission.
"Hey naruto I have a surprise for you"
"What is it mom"
"Meet temari and kankuro"
"Hi I'm naruto"
"Um anko can I see you for a moment" said an angry kakashi
"What are you doing we can barely handle naruto and you bring more"
"On my mission to suna I found these two. Their dad is the kazekage, he treated them like dirt and their younger brother was an experiment. He had a demon inside of him and his seal is out of whack and he would kill you by looking at him funny and the worst part is his father has tried to kill him and now he is insane"
"I guess you should have saved them from their family but where are we going to find a ninja couple that might want to adopt"
"How about Hayate Gekko and Yugao Uzuki (don't know who they are Look it up)"
"Fine"
"Yeah!!!"
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It has 5 years since then. The three had been very close. They were still called demon or sand witch, and everyone called kankuro fat but they didn't care.
Kankuro know wore a white shirt under a black leather jacket with the same black pants, he didn't wear the funny hat thing and had bushy red hair no longer wearing make up.
Temari wore a thin white kimono under a fishnet like anko and her (new) mom did. But that was pretty much all that changed she still had her fan and all.
Naruto had the biggest change. He wore a black tee shirt with his (real) father's blue jacket. Kakashi had turned him into a pervert. He was a little quieter but was still loud.
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At the academy (naruto temari and kankuro are in with team gai's class)
It was a good year for iruka their wasn't a cadet in the class (a cadet means like sakura they just make it by doing the basic Justus) everyone was a clan prodigy and great ninja.
"Because your class is so good instead of a bunshin test we will have a tournament. In the tournament you just have to show your best and you might pass you don't have to win."
"First the boy tournament"
Rock lee vs. Kankuro Gekko
"Ha that dobe can't win" thought kankuro
"Get in the circle and…go"
Kankuro made the first move he threw three poisoned kunai. Over the years of training he had discovered his love for poisons and now put it on everything.
Rock lee dodged it and punched kankuro in the gut.
"He is faster then I remember" kankuro didn't take long to retaliate he pulled out a scroll from his back and karasu climbed out of the vortex.
Karasu's long arms stretched out to choke rock lee but rock kept dodging.
"Gai sensei am I filled with youthfulness" ever since Gai had run into the class room to give a surprise lesson (that iruka didn't even know about) on youthfulness, rock had been practicing his taijutsu.
"Let's finish this dokugiri (poison mist)" the mist coming out of karasu's mouth hid the daggers that were also being fired out"
"No gai-sensei I tried"
"Its ok lee you pass" said iruka "next match"
Ikea Sumi vs. Itchigo Kurosaki
The match was over quick before anyone could blink.
"Winner Ikea"
"Wow next"
Naruto Hatake vs. Techi Hagene
"The hagene clan don't they summon strange weapons" sure enough he summoned a rock-like axe.
"Take this" swinging the giant axe at naruto
"Ok lets do this weapon to weapon" he un-sheathed white fang on his back. Naruto started pumping chakra into the sword making it into white lightning.
"Face this kenjutsu style-dance of the blood star" 4 naruto appeared at different points around Techi all running towards him along with the real naruto in an attempt to stab their opponent.
Techi started swinging his axe in a circle destroying all the clones and even the real naruto who was really a clone.
"Where is the real naruto" he looked up to see naruto flying down slicing through the middle of techi.
"Winner Naruto Hatake Next match"
Neji Hyuga vs. Ian Gin
"Fate has already decided I win" Ian was already shaking at the hyuga but that didn't stop him
"Demonic Illusion: Descending Hell no jutsu" the genjutsu made neji see a giant fire ball come down and hit him but he stood there calmingly until he got into the gentile fist position.
"Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms, two, sixteen, thirty two, and sixty-four" it was over.
"Neji wins"
Second round
Kankuro Gekko vs. Ikea Sumi
Both the constants grabbed the scrolls on their back. Kankuro summoned karasu. Ikea was drawing on his. Karasu was swinging around poisoned swords but with no avail.
"Super Beasts Imitation Picture" said Ikea. Two twin lions appeared and biting off karasu's swords
"The poison doesn't work on them they are made of ink"
"Winner Ikea"
He laughed him self off while kankuro sulked for his puppets.
"Its ok kankuro I will get him for you" naruto said
Naruto Hatake vs. Neji hyuga
The fight went on for ever one beating down the other. They had to finish this.
"Sorry mom but I have to do it.Hidden Shadow Many Snakes Hand" he started to punch neji and his hand turned into millions of snakes biting neji all over.
"Winner Naruto Hatake"
"I lost" neji said almost insanely.
"Shut up about fait you don't deserve all those fan girls and admirers"
"Ok the last match of the boy tournament"
Ikea Sumi vs. Naruto Hatake
"Great I'm almost out of chakra" narutocomplained
"Kuchiyose no Jutsu" (summoning jutsu) a giant red snake with two tails appeared.
"Naruto what do you need"
"Hey toka (my oc serpent boss) in need you to fight what ever he draws on that scroll"
Ikea created a giant t-rex and the battle of the giants began. Naruto snuck up behind him and kicked the back of Ikea's head.
Ikea got back up and made a giant fox. The sight of the fox strike fear in him. He didn't even notice the fox starting to eat him.
"Naruto if you win I will kiss you" Thanks to temari naruto woke up and broke free and summoned another boss (the canine one)
A giant dog appeared in front of him "kallan I need you to fight the fox"
"Ok Ikea we fight each other now no more drawing"
"What ever I will beat you just like your fat friend"
"You shut up kenjutsu style-dance of the hurricane" the white lightning from the white fang became electric wind spike stabbing Ikea down.
"Winner Naruto Hatake" after the mention of his name naruto fell asleep
"I got him" said kankuro
"Ok the girl's tournament"
(If you didn't figure it out Ikea is sai before he was an anbu)
Tenten vs. hana inuzaka
Tenten threw a few warning kunai before getting serious.
"lets go" said hana her Haimaru Triplets (her triplet dogs) barked in agreement "Cerberus transformation jutsu" her three dogs fused together to make a giant Cerberus like dog (that means it had three heads). The monster's giant claws stabbed down next to tenten.
Hana jumped on her dog(s?) head and started barking commands.
Tenten didn't wait for an invitation to attack "Twin Rising Dragons" the scrolls danced around her in the air and the weapons that were summoned out of them swooped in and struck the giant dog"
"Winner tenten next match"
Lego Abrume vs. taka ledo
The quit abrume girl wore a long coat and sunglasses. She was shocked that her best (if not only) friend was picked to fight her. Taka was a mater of her own taijutsu style. She called it the 'dragon fist' she wore armor of scales and her strikes were based on precious force and speed.
"Bug swarm" yelled the bug girl. It was use less the girls opponent had already jumped high in the air and knocks her best friend down.
"Ah winner taka"
"Naruto wake up temari's fight is next"
"Yeah thanks"
"No thank you for sticking up for me"
"I will stick up for you and temari you are my best friend and prank partner"
Temari Gekko vs. Din Korain
Din was the nicknamed the 'mermaid-nin' she had millions of boy-slaves and was skilled at suiton (water jutsu).
"Suiton: Bakusui Shōha" a river came pouring out of her mouth while temari flew up on her fan.
"Fūton: Daitoppa"( Wind Release: Great Breakthrough) yelled temari a giant wind current splashing the water all over and drowning din(she didn't die)
"Winner Temari Gekko"
There was a groan from all the boys except naruto and kankuro.
"Ok since there is a shortage of girls it will be having all three fights at the same time"
Temari Gekko vs. tenten vs. Taka Ledo
Taka started first "katon release: inferno fist" her hand was on fire and striked tenten down.
"Daikamaitachi no Jutsu" temari blew her fan blowing taka's scales off her body.
Tenten got back on her feat and launched a barrage of weapons at her opponents
Temari summoned her weasel Kamatari but by hand instead of by fan.
"Temari why did you summon my like this"
"I don't want you to kill them just head-butt them" the weasel disappeared and knocked out tenten.
Taka was harder she had set a katon jutsu surrounding her.
"Katon: Karyū Endan (fire missile)" taka yelled almost burning temari.
"Winner taka"
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"This is so un-fair I should have one" yelled temari
"We know temari and oh yeah do I get my prize" said naruto
"Ok here you go" she leaned in but someone interrupted
"Naruto" said a voice
"Pakkun? What is it? I am busy "
"Your dad wants to see temari, kankuro and you"
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"Ok since you all passed and are know all ninja's I want to teach you all one new jutsu" said kakashi
"Kankuro all I can teach you is Summoning: Earth Release jutsu it will allow you to summon your puppets in the ground and they can jump out from the earth"
"Temari I will teach you a wind jutsu that naruto's real father used called the rasengan"
"Can I learn it to?"
"Maybe later naruto I want to teach you a jutsu I made up called the chidori"
"Yes!!"
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Naruto was doing great. Just like his dad he was skilled at wind and lightning jutsu's. His speed was great. And he had enough chakra to do the jutsu more times then kakashi could in a day.
Temari's training was like that to. She didn't have as much power but her control over the rasengan was great.
Kankuro's was the best, the earth jutsu came in handy for the practice sessions they had that weekend. Sunday was ending and tomorrow they would meet their new sensei.
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"Dad" said an annoyed asuma.
"Yes asuma" the third hokage said to his son.
"Why did you give me the sand immigrants for a team?"
"Because you and naruto have a lot in common and he won't work with anyone else but them"
"What do we have in common?"
"When you were naruto's age you acted just like him always ready to be like your father"
"Not anymore" the third hokage frowned at his son's remark. The real reason he put him on the team was to break the shell he had made separating him self and konoha and the sarutobi clan.
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"Ok team 20 will be naruto, temari, and kankuro your sensei will be asuma sarutobi" said iruka
"Ok kids meet me on the roof" asuma said with a cigarette in his mouth
"I want you to tell me your likes dislike hobbies and dreams" said asuma "my name is asuma my likes include smoking and sleeping my dislikes are when people over expect you to much of you and that's it"
"My name is Naruto Hatake my likes include pranking, ramen, peeping, and my friends, and training my dislikes are the time it takes to cook ramen, when people make fun of me and my friend, my hobbies taste new ramen and trying new jutsu my dream is to gain respect"
"Girly your turn"
"My name is Temari Gekko, my likes are cooking shogi, and my brother and my friend my dislikes are the same as naruto's minus the ramen thing, my dream is the same as naruto's"
"My name is Kankuro my likes are cheese burgers, pranking, peeping, and my puppets my dislikes are the same as the other as are my dreams"
"Ok we will meet at training area 20 and don't eat you might throw up"
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"Kankuro you pig"
"What it's just a cheese burger?"
"Hey kids don't yell I just got back from a stressful mission" said a half-asleep yugao
"Sure mom" the two had gotten very used to their new mom and dad you could say they loved them. Their dad was very fun guy when he didn't have his 'coughing spree' (which was really when he wanted to get frisky with his wife and she threw coughing dust at him)
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"Ok the test will work like this you have to get two bells from me before 12:00" said asuma "ready set go"
They jumped into the tree to plan. "So what should we do" said temari
"I got an idea" laughed kankuro
"That's the stupidest idea ever" temari yelled.
"No I think it will work" naruto said.
Karasu appeared out of no where to grab asuma he slipped out only for naruto to speed past him and steal something. He checked for the bells they were still their.
"On no they didn't steal my my ….. Cigarettes" cried asuma
"We won't give them back until you pass all of us"
"No"
"Err then I will take you down" yelled naruto…..
To be continued
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The end yeah please votes on the pairings. I am thinking of adding Hinata to the pairing but I need to read a good (not written by a fan girl) story that will win me over. One that is not a one-shot and doesn't just pair them in the first paragraph. So please review.