Dear Muppets,

You guys are my heroes. I love you. You could give me hope when no one else could. I know this must seem stupid. I'm too old be into kids' movies, but I'm too young to remember the good old days. I don't even know why I'm writing this. I guess I just want to say thanks.

I wish I could express how you've helped me, but I can't. I was never good at writing nonfiction stuff. Ah, well. Maybe one day, I can write you guys a movie! Thank you for everything.

Love,

A Big Teenage Fan