Author's Note: Once upon a time, I was talking to DeadPoet0712 and we thought, "Hmm, you know what would be interesting, if Charlie was actually a Sex God." And thus, this idea was born, so thank you to DeadPoet0712 for the inspiration :) Anyway, this is just a small snippet sort of thing to see if anyone would be interested in reading something like this before I dedicate tons of time to it and no one reads...so let me know what you think!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dead Poets Society.
You know, all I really wanted was to get laid. And considering good ole dad is actually Cupid, it should've been easy. After all, I'm a Sex God.
No. Really.
I, Charles Eros Dalton, am the God of Sexual Love.
And I'm a fucking virgin.
Am I the only one that sees the irony in this?
Author's Note: Yay for tiny snippets!