Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
Episode 1: Snivy vs. Emolga
(Set to "Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe")
A new series I just thought of. Seriously, please send in votes and suggestions.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Snivy!
VS.
Emolga
BEGIN!
Emolga:
Which 'mon gots the mostest?
Emolga sure gots it
Takes down the uglies in my way in an instant
You could never kick my tail, so taste my Volt Switch
This ugly plant and Jessie's two snakes got matching noses
Snivy:
Oh you better hold more than your tail little cutie
You slick little Attract has no effect on me
Yeah, you got so much experience in your cute deceit
Like Sinnoh Team Rocket, when things are worse your work is complete
You'll use Attract on any fool who thinks you're cute or hot
You got three dead headed Patrats to give your more apples than Motts.
Being a glutton like that will always get you sick
I ain't ever gonna fall for you cutie tricks.
Emolga:
I've gotten tummy aches, but they quickly end
Everyone loves my cuteness, but you don't got one friend
You think so better, with your plant type moves
Folding your arms, thinking you got the grove, HAH!
You look too much like Serviper for anyone to like you
Pray you don't evolve, cause Servines are ugly too
I got a face like a cute chipmunk
You got a face ET
You make me sick!
Somebody shove this freak back in her Pokeball!
Snivy:
You still don't got a mate, after all those Attracts
Oh did I touch a nerve? I'm just stating the facts.
You got a face like a chipmunk, but that's about it.
Even if you could sing, I wouldn't give two bits!
Emolga:
Listen to this you little green snitch
Your leafy little tail has a seven year itch!
My best friends are apples, you can't beat me!
So just worm your way back to Ash, you little green snake.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!