Disclaimer: "Power Rangers" is owned by Saban. The characters "Terrence" and "Alexis" are mine.


Mordant and Goldar were gasping for breath, after they regained their normal forms. But even so, they knew this was temporary. For the past few days, their bosses, Zedd and Rita, have been changing them into different forms. Once they got turned into potatoes, which Zedd and Rita mashed, only to turn them back, give them a few seconds to recover, letting them think it's over, only to then (in this case) turn them into fish and let them dry.

"What did I say!" Zedd exclaimed, "Nobody who betrays Zedd lives to tell!"

"But..." Mordant replied, "Please... get this... we..."

"Save your excuses!" Rita interrupted, "We're not through with you yet!"

"Wait!" Goldar interrupted.

"Wait?" Zedd questioned, "You're telling me to wait? Why should I?"

Goldar answered: "I overheard Ivan Ooze say..."

"You mention that name again..." Zedd warned him, "... and you won't live to regret it!"

"I'm sorry, but he said something about the Power Rangers!" Goldar finished, hurriedly, "Something important."

This seemed to calm down Zedd and Rita.

"Really?" Rita said, "What could be so important about those brats?"

"He said they had a disgusting smell." Goldar answered, "It smelled like teenagers."

"Teenagers?" this was something Zedd couldn't fathom, "We were beaten by children the whole time?"

"Wait, that could help." Rita said.

"How?" Zedd wondered.

"If the Power Rangers are only teenagers, then maybe, if we can gather all of Angel Grove's teenagers in one spot..."

"And surprise them!" Zedd understood, "Brilliant! I knew I married you for some reason!"

While the two started plotting on what to do next, Mordant was confused: "I don't get it. They hate that guy whose name we can't say, the Power Rangers destroyed him, but they still want to destroy the Power Rangers?"

"Pigbrain!" was Goldar's reaction, "You don't know about principle?"

"What's pinsple?" Mordant wondered.

Goldar punched Mordant's head, which the latter didn't seem to experience as painful. Which considering their latest experiences wasn't that surprising.