ICE CASTLES
CHAPTER ONE: THE LETTER IN THE MAILBOX
"YA! I- TOTALLY- ROCK!"Duo shrieked with delight when he returned from checking the mail.
"What is it, now?!"Trowa asked.
"I won a trip for ten!"Duo shrieked. "Hm, we can invite five more.... How about we invite Relena?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Ya don't have ta bite my head off!"Duo said. "I was just kidding! If we don't invite spider-lashes, we can invite the author and one of her friends...."
"They are called eyebrows, Duo,"Trowa corrected. "We should invite Catherine."
"That leaves two.... How about Noin?"Quatre asked.
"Okay, then another one of KSS's friends? Amber and Noin get along fine,"Wufei stated. "But Laura and Noin.... not good."
"Great! By the way.... where are we going?"Trowa asked. "And we are going by plane.... aren't we?"
"If you want charges, ya,"Duo said. "And where we're going.... I won't tell.But I was hopping-"
"If you can drive? Not in your lifetime!"Trowa shrieked.
"Hn. I guess I'll drive,"Heero said.
"Hey! I'm packed!"someone said.
The five boys looked at the doorway and saw.... oh, the horror.... fanfic author and friends.
"How-? How did you-?"Trowa stuttered.
"We're heeeeeere!"Laura said.
"Oh no...."Heero mumbled.
"Are you all spying on us?!"Duo shrieked.
"No. You know how it is, being a fanfic author and everything,"I said.
"So, when are we leaving?"Catherine asked as she entered through another door.
"And who else is coming?"Noin entered through yet another door.
"How many doors aare in this kitchen, Quatre?!"Duo asked.
"I don't know!"Quatre said. "Too many is all I do know! How did you two know?"
"Fanfic author,"both girls said at the same time.
Heero then took out his gun. "Omae O Korosu Fanfic Author."
I just walked past him and went to Quatre. "Have anything to eat?"
"I'm starving!"Duo said, looking through the fridge. "Hmmmmm, how about pizza?"
"For breakfast?"Amber said. "I don't think so!"
"Don't be so picky, Ambes!"I said.
"Why do you call her Ambes?"Noin asked.
"It's my nickname,"Amber said.
"Oh great,"Trowa muttered.
"Too many onnas!"Wufei exclaimed, looking at the five girls.
"Oh, shove it!"Ambes said, her eyes narrowing.
"Amber, quit it with the eyes! It's creepy when you do that!"Catherine said.
Duo then held up a large package full of taco shells. "TACOS!"
"No! That's what we're having tonight!"Quatre protested. "How about pancakes?"
"Sounds good to me!"Duo said.
"Before we do anything, we all should plan ahead!"Trowa said. "First of all, how are we going to fit ten people in on vehicle?"
"A van!"I said.
"How about, ho is going to drive?"
"I AM!"Duo shrieked. "I am the one who knows where we're going after all."
"Oh, all right!"Wufei sighed. "One false move, baka, and I'm taking over the wheel and your going to find your censored walking!"
"Now, now! Let's not use bad language,"Laura said, munching on dry cereal.
Quatre grabbed the box away from her. "Let's save that for our vacation!"
Soon Quatre was flipping panckes and the rest of us just sat in the dining room.
"So, when are we leaving?"Noin asked.
"Tomorrow morning,"Duo answered.
I took out my notebook.
"What are you doing, onna?"Wufei asked.
"I want to write this all down for the fanfic,"I replied.
"Hn."Heero said.
"Hm."Laura said.
"Hn."
"Hm."
"Hn!"
"Hm!"
"HN!"
"HM!"
"HN!"
"HM!"
You get the picture....?!
"The pancakes are ready!"Quatre said, entering the dining room.
It was a mad rush towards the kitchen. Poor little Quatre almost got ran over. :( On the table was a very large stack of golden pancakes. Duo eyed the pancakes like this: O_O and was practiclly drooling.
I passed out the plates and eveyone grabbed all the pancakes they could get. Quatre entered the kitcen and wtched them all chow down. He looked like this: -_-'
"Aren't you guys going to save some for me?"He asked. "I'm hungry, too."
Half of everyone(not including Duo, mind you)forked over one of their pancakes to Quatre's plate.
"Um, Trowa, KSS, and Noin can have their's back,"Quatre mummbled. "I'm not that hungry!"
But before we could reaach, the pancakes, Duo grabbed the three and stuffed them down his throat. He then ran out the door, shouting behind him,"I'm going outside to wear off the sugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!"
Everyone stared after him, looking like this: O_o' They returned to eating their pancakes still wearing the same expression.
Soon everyone had crammed in all that they can eat. Thay went outside to see what Duo was up to. Everyone stared at the braided boy.
Duo was running up and down the lawn with a lawnmower in hands, running at superspeed, lookin glike this: @_@
"E HEH HEH HEH! DIE, GRASS, DIE! DIE!"He shrieked.
"Be thankful I don't act like that when hooked on sugar,"I said.
"Quatre, you just HAD to make M&M pancakes!"Wufei said in disbelief. "That braided baka!"
"Um.... should I get Sandrock?"
"Na. You'll get him more excited and might get his Deathsythe. We better let the sugar wear off,"Catherine suggested.
"I don't care,"Wufei stated. "I'm going to get Nataku and kill that censored!"
"Wufei! Keep this G!"Laura shrieked.
"Wufei, I don't think you should-"
Too late. Wufei ran off in the horizon and returned a second later with his Gundam, laughing insanly.
"MWAHAHA! PREPARE TO BE DECAPITATED!"
Duo looked up at Nataku, his eyes getting as round as plates. He ran off in the distance, shrieking,and returned .000000000000000000001 seconds later with Deathsythe.
"MWAHAHA! NO ONE HAS EVER CHALLENGED GUNDAM SUGAR AND LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT!"Duo yelled.
I turned to Quatre. "Gundam SUGAR?!"
"Oh, that's his Gundam's new nickname,"Quatre replied, shrugging. "Don't ask, though. He almost make Heero chop sui when I gave him a potato chip and Heero queationed the nickname."
Everyone stared as the two Gundams clashed with each other. They looked like this: O_O' Sighing, Heero stepped up.
"Omae O Korosu Duo and Wufei."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"The two Gundam Zero pilots' screams could be heard within the Gundams. They both ran in opposite directions, Duo almost trampling Quatre's mansion.
Half stared in Wufei's direction, the other half staring in Duo's direction. Screams then could be heard from Duo's direction.
"ARGH! IT'S THE APOCOLYPES!"
"NO, YOU FAT IDIOT, IT'S OZ!"
"SAME THING!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Um.... What does anyone want for lunch?"Quatre asked.
"Let's go out to eat,"Noin suggested.
"Is there a Burger King in A.C.?"I asked. "I love their fish sandwiches."
"What about Duo and Wufei?"Trowa asked.
"They should be back, soon,"Laura said. "We, at least, should get Duo back."
"No problem!"I said. "DUO! LUNCH TIME!"
"LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!"Duo shrieked, running towards us at top speed.
"Where's Deathsythe?"Trowa asked.
"Um.... I parked it."
"I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU BRAIDED BAKA!"Wufei screamed, running back at Duo without Nataku.
"E heh heh,"Duo ran into Quatre's mansion, shrieking. "EEEEP! HELP MEEEEE!"
Everyone sweatdropped. Wufei stopped in front of the door. "I'll get you later."
TO BE CONTINUED....
CHAPTER ONE: THE LETTER IN THE MAILBOX
"YA! I- TOTALLY- ROCK!"Duo shrieked with delight when he returned from checking the mail.
"What is it, now?!"Trowa asked.
"I won a trip for ten!"Duo shrieked. "Hm, we can invite five more.... How about we invite Relena?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Ya don't have ta bite my head off!"Duo said. "I was just kidding! If we don't invite spider-lashes, we can invite the author and one of her friends...."
"They are called eyebrows, Duo,"Trowa corrected. "We should invite Catherine."
"That leaves two.... How about Noin?"Quatre asked.
"Okay, then another one of KSS's friends? Amber and Noin get along fine,"Wufei stated. "But Laura and Noin.... not good."
"Great! By the way.... where are we going?"Trowa asked. "And we are going by plane.... aren't we?"
"If you want charges, ya,"Duo said. "And where we're going.... I won't tell.But I was hopping-"
"If you can drive? Not in your lifetime!"Trowa shrieked.
"Hn. I guess I'll drive,"Heero said.
"Hey! I'm packed!"someone said.
The five boys looked at the doorway and saw.... oh, the horror.... fanfic author and friends.
"How-? How did you-?"Trowa stuttered.
"We're heeeeeere!"Laura said.
"Oh no...."Heero mumbled.
"Are you all spying on us?!"Duo shrieked.
"No. You know how it is, being a fanfic author and everything,"I said.
"So, when are we leaving?"Catherine asked as she entered through another door.
"And who else is coming?"Noin entered through yet another door.
"How many doors aare in this kitchen, Quatre?!"Duo asked.
"I don't know!"Quatre said. "Too many is all I do know! How did you two know?"
"Fanfic author,"both girls said at the same time.
Heero then took out his gun. "Omae O Korosu Fanfic Author."
I just walked past him and went to Quatre. "Have anything to eat?"
"I'm starving!"Duo said, looking through the fridge. "Hmmmmm, how about pizza?"
"For breakfast?"Amber said. "I don't think so!"
"Don't be so picky, Ambes!"I said.
"Why do you call her Ambes?"Noin asked.
"It's my nickname,"Amber said.
"Oh great,"Trowa muttered.
"Too many onnas!"Wufei exclaimed, looking at the five girls.
"Oh, shove it!"Ambes said, her eyes narrowing.
"Amber, quit it with the eyes! It's creepy when you do that!"Catherine said.
Duo then held up a large package full of taco shells. "TACOS!"
"No! That's what we're having tonight!"Quatre protested. "How about pancakes?"
"Sounds good to me!"Duo said.
"Before we do anything, we all should plan ahead!"Trowa said. "First of all, how are we going to fit ten people in on vehicle?"
"A van!"I said.
"How about, ho is going to drive?"
"I AM!"Duo shrieked. "I am the one who knows where we're going after all."
"Oh, all right!"Wufei sighed. "One false move, baka, and I'm taking over the wheel and your going to find your censored walking!"
"Now, now! Let's not use bad language,"Laura said, munching on dry cereal.
Quatre grabbed the box away from her. "Let's save that for our vacation!"
Soon Quatre was flipping panckes and the rest of us just sat in the dining room.
"So, when are we leaving?"Noin asked.
"Tomorrow morning,"Duo answered.
I took out my notebook.
"What are you doing, onna?"Wufei asked.
"I want to write this all down for the fanfic,"I replied.
"Hn."Heero said.
"Hm."Laura said.
"Hn."
"Hm."
"Hn!"
"Hm!"
"HN!"
"HM!"
"HN!"
"HM!"
You get the picture....?!
"The pancakes are ready!"Quatre said, entering the dining room.
It was a mad rush towards the kitchen. Poor little Quatre almost got ran over. :( On the table was a very large stack of golden pancakes. Duo eyed the pancakes like this: O_O and was practiclly drooling.
I passed out the plates and eveyone grabbed all the pancakes they could get. Quatre entered the kitcen and wtched them all chow down. He looked like this: -_-'
"Aren't you guys going to save some for me?"He asked. "I'm hungry, too."
Half of everyone(not including Duo, mind you)forked over one of their pancakes to Quatre's plate.
"Um, Trowa, KSS, and Noin can have their's back,"Quatre mummbled. "I'm not that hungry!"
But before we could reaach, the pancakes, Duo grabbed the three and stuffed them down his throat. He then ran out the door, shouting behind him,"I'm going outside to wear off the sugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!"
Everyone stared after him, looking like this: O_o' They returned to eating their pancakes still wearing the same expression.
Soon everyone had crammed in all that they can eat. Thay went outside to see what Duo was up to. Everyone stared at the braided boy.
Duo was running up and down the lawn with a lawnmower in hands, running at superspeed, lookin glike this: @_@
"E HEH HEH HEH! DIE, GRASS, DIE! DIE!"He shrieked.
"Be thankful I don't act like that when hooked on sugar,"I said.
"Quatre, you just HAD to make M&M pancakes!"Wufei said in disbelief. "That braided baka!"
"Um.... should I get Sandrock?"
"Na. You'll get him more excited and might get his Deathsythe. We better let the sugar wear off,"Catherine suggested.
"I don't care,"Wufei stated. "I'm going to get Nataku and kill that censored!"
"Wufei! Keep this G!"Laura shrieked.
"Wufei, I don't think you should-"
Too late. Wufei ran off in the horizon and returned a second later with his Gundam, laughing insanly.
"MWAHAHA! PREPARE TO BE DECAPITATED!"
Duo looked up at Nataku, his eyes getting as round as plates. He ran off in the distance, shrieking,and returned .000000000000000000001 seconds later with Deathsythe.
"MWAHAHA! NO ONE HAS EVER CHALLENGED GUNDAM SUGAR AND LIVED TO TELL ABOUT IT!"Duo yelled.
I turned to Quatre. "Gundam SUGAR?!"
"Oh, that's his Gundam's new nickname,"Quatre replied, shrugging. "Don't ask, though. He almost make Heero chop sui when I gave him a potato chip and Heero queationed the nickname."
Everyone stared as the two Gundams clashed with each other. They looked like this: O_O' Sighing, Heero stepped up.
"Omae O Korosu Duo and Wufei."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"The two Gundam Zero pilots' screams could be heard within the Gundams. They both ran in opposite directions, Duo almost trampling Quatre's mansion.
Half stared in Wufei's direction, the other half staring in Duo's direction. Screams then could be heard from Duo's direction.
"ARGH! IT'S THE APOCOLYPES!"
"NO, YOU FAT IDIOT, IT'S OZ!"
"SAME THING!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Um.... What does anyone want for lunch?"Quatre asked.
"Let's go out to eat,"Noin suggested.
"Is there a Burger King in A.C.?"I asked. "I love their fish sandwiches."
"What about Duo and Wufei?"Trowa asked.
"They should be back, soon,"Laura said. "We, at least, should get Duo back."
"No problem!"I said. "DUO! LUNCH TIME!"
"LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!"Duo shrieked, running towards us at top speed.
"Where's Deathsythe?"Trowa asked.
"Um.... I parked it."
"I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU BRAIDED BAKA!"Wufei screamed, running back at Duo without Nataku.
"E heh heh,"Duo ran into Quatre's mansion, shrieking. "EEEEP! HELP MEEEEE!"
Everyone sweatdropped. Wufei stopped in front of the door. "I'll get you later."
TO BE CONTINUED....