A/N: So, since Cryde is my unofficial OTP, I figured that I'd write a little drabble for them, in the spirit of the holiday~
EDIT: I have one other oneshot published for K2...and yeah, that would be my Valentine's slash.
It's barely even Cryde, but whatever I guess...
Canon age, I don't own South Park, possible OOCness...what do you expect, I mean, I'm trying to write yaoi and they're ten. It's limiting...
There was nothing that Craig found appealing about Valentine's Day. He had seen enough of Stan and Wendy to figure out that this particular day was for emotion filled pussies. Emotion filled pussies such as Clyde...
"Here ya go!" Clyde handed a valentine to Cartman.
"Fag." Cartman replied and handed it back. Clyde looked undeterred as he stuck it back in his bookbag. Craig watched him from his locker.
"Here!" Clyde handed one to Red, who scoffed.
"I'm not in your league." She said and flipped her hair. She threw the valentine in the trash can.
"Here!" Clyde gave one to Wendy.
"I'm not single." Wendy immediately replied and tossed it in the trash as well.
"Um, here." Clyde handed one to Kyle.
"What the fuck?" Kyle threw it away. Craig noticed that Clyde had deflated a little, but still continued handing them out.
"Here." Clyde said, and gave one to Nichole.
"Ew, no!" Nichole gave it back to him.
"...Here." Clyde gave one to Stan.
"Are you gay or something?" Stan asked while throwing it away. Clyde peered into the trash can and noticed that all of his valentines that he had tried to give to people, that had taken over an hour to make mind you, were in there. He sighed and continued.
"Here." Clyde said dejectedly and watched Tweek throw it away.
Eventually, Clyde approached Craig. "Do you even want it? Or should I throw it away for you?" He asked. Craig snatched it out of his hand.
Will you be my valentine? The card displayed in crude letters.
Added along to the bottom had a badly drawn picture of Craig and Clyde smiling. He wondered if Clyde had bothered to draw a picture for all of the others. "You can throw it away now. I shouldn't have even tried to make them."
Craig was near the trash can, ready to toss it out, but the look on Clyde's face changed what he was planning to do. He looked really upset that everybody had rejected the cards. "No...it was...nice." Craig muttered, and stuck it in his jacket pocket.
"You're not going to throw it out like everyone else did?"
"Um...no I guess not." Craig replied. He was attacked by Clyde shortly afterwards, hugging him.
"Thanks for being the only person who doesn't hate me."
"Nobody hates you, it's probably just because you're the only kid who still passes around Valentine's cards."
"Yeah but, isn't that a nice thing to do?" Clyde got that familiar look in his eye. Craig hated when Clyde got all emotional and shit.'
"If you start crying, I will beat your fucking ass into next week." Craig muttered. Clyde sniffled.
"What should I do then? Not make anything next year?" Clyde asked after a fairly long silence.
"...That would probably be good. You can make one for me though."
"What?"
"Nothing."