Bards Vacation
it was a hot summer day , bard was floating along with his lil meep shits and he was having no fun at all , he is sick of being a useless champion and wants to end his time in the league of legends , so he floated away , with only 20000000 chromosomes bard didnt have enough for the mega train , tommorow he will stop drinking coffee. bard floats down to a river , enjoying the view of the many deer and stage drinking togather at the river bed . studdenly bard gets cut in half and brutally murderd by an AH-64 Apache Helicopter named Shane.