Cliché Pick Up Lines.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Summary: Sasuke use a lot of cliché pick up lines to win over Naruto.
Author's Note: I know this plot bunny has been used for many stories, but I have never come across one for Naruto and Sasuke, so I wrote it. And seriously, imagining Sasuke saying those lines on Naruto nearly made me bust my gut laughing.
So, Read, Enjoy and Review.
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Naruto was happily munching on his ramen when Sasuke came and sat beside him. Feeling someone looking at him intensely, Naruto turned to face Sasuke.
"What?" he asked, slurping on a long piece of delicious noodle.
"…"
"…"
Sasuke was still staring and Naruto was still slurping. The awkward silence was suddenly extinguished when Sasuke leaned forward.
"Are your legs tired?" Sasuke demanded.
Looking at him weirdly, Naruto answered back slowly, "No…why?"
"Because you have been running in my mind all day."
"Are you flirting with me?"
"Do you have a map?" came the demanding question again.
By now Naruto was staring at Sasuke bewilderedly. But he still answered hesitantly, "Um, no… Sasuke are you alright? Why do you need a map…?"
He was interrupted by Sasuke's answer, "Because I just got lost in your eyes."
But before Naruto could answer there was another question, "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by you again?"
"Do you… you know what, Naruto I think I will just have to be more forward." And saying that, Sasuke pulled Naruto to his feet and pressed their lips together.
When breathing became a necessity Sasuke released Naruto and taking advantage of the dazed look in Naruto's eyes demanded huskily, "So, will you be my Boyfriend now?"
"Yeah, sure, whatever" was all Naruto could reply before his lips were sealed with Sasuke's again.
In the back of his mind Naruto faintly thought that after all this was over he was so going to tease the Uchiha for using such cliché pick up lines.
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So, I have edited the story. Hope all you reviewer's find it satisfactory.
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