Haiku
Running from the mobs
Fighting killing repeating
I will never die
Adventures in The Nether
A fiery realm of lava and soul sand,
A pigman to your left
A ghast to your right,
Just find that glowing portal
And escape to the overworld
Mining
I hold a pickaxe in my blocky hand.
No gold
No redstone
No iron
No emeralds
Not one diamond in sight
Just coal.
I mine to bedrock, where the good stones reside.
Gold!
Redstone!
Iron!
Gold!
Emeralds!
Diamonds galore!
I go home feeling like a champ.
DIAMONDS
Deluxe
Irreplaceable
Amazing
Marvelous
Outstanding
Not a stone like it
Delicious, if edible
Super valuable
GOLD
Good
Ok
Like the leather in some ways
Don't worship it
IRON
Incredibly useful
Rock solid
One of the best stones
Not rare
REDSTONE
Right choice
Excellent
Daaaang
Stupendously unique
Totally worth it
One of the coolest
Nothing like it
Extremely useful
COAL
Cool
Off the wall useful
And easy to find
Let's mine for coal
EMERALD
Excellent
Money colored
Extreme miners have it
Rare
Awesome
Like the diamonds but green
Don't waste it
THE CREEPER
I stalk Steve in the dead of night,
Tap him once, that fills him with fright.
He takes his sword out in a zoom,
So it's my priority to go
KABOOM!