Fights

Fanfic by Blu3 Wat3rs

Oneshot, please R&R!

Normal POV

"Jackass Jerk!"

"Show off!"

"Egotistical idiot!"

"Wanna be tomboy!"

"You and your brothers should go back to whatever hole you crawled out of!"

"You and your sisters should go back to whatever nuthouse you escaped from!"

"You are the most arrogant boy I have ever met!"

"You are the most stubborn girl I have ever met!"

"I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse!"

"I should push you into the river, then wave good-bye!"

"Get lost jerk!"

"Yeah? Well I hate you!"

"Read the shirt. I hate you!"

Eddie Malloy and Jake Hatford were at it again. Jake glanced down at her shirt. She was wearing a grey sweatshirt that said "I Hate You" in big black letters with ripped skinny jeans and a black and red baseball cap.(The outfit is on my profile!)

"Who wears a shirt that says that?" Jake asked.

"I do, that's who."

"It's weird. Just like you," he snapped.

"Yeah, just like your outfit is messed up, just like you," she snapped back.

Jake scowled. HE was wearing a black short sleeved hoodie, a dark grey t-shirt with some kind of alien on it, with dark jeans and black converse. He had woken up late this morning and had forgotten to put on his baseball cap, and his dirty blonde hair was a mess. (Outfit is on my profile!)

"In my defense, I woke up late. Besides, it not that bad," he said.

Eddie rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I'm going home. I'm not in the mood to be fighting a pointless fight with you," she said.

"I'm not finished with you," Jake said and followed her up towards Island Ave.

"But I'm finished with you," Eddie replied.

"Why do you hate me so much anyway?" Jake asked. Eddie spun around. "Why do you hate me? Answer that question, and then you'll get your answer," she said and kept walking. Jake stopped walking. Why did he hate Eddie anyway? He thought he hated her for taking the place of his best friends, the Bensons. But then he realized that he had hated Eddie Malloy for something that wasn't her fault. Now, he understood the anger Eddie felt towards him and his brothers.

Eddie made her way across the swinging bridge. Jake caught up with her. "Okay, maybe you do have a point," he admitted. Eddie raised her eyebrow at him. "Really? That's a shocker," she said sarcastically. "Listen Whomper, I'm trying to reason with you," he said. Eddie stopped and spun around. She glared at Jake as she snapped "Don't call me that."

"Sorry Edith Ann," Jake said smirking. Eddie stepped forward up to Jake and punched him on the arm as hard as she could. She knew it was a good punch because not only did it hurt her hand, but Jake grimaced and grabbed his shoulder. "Don't call me that either," she warned and walked off again. She stepped off the swinging bridge and started off home again. Jake followed her up her driveway and to her porch.

"And just to make a point, you really can't take a joke. And by the way, you are pretty predictable. It's not a wonder why we are winning this war," Jake said as Eddie started to open the door. "Predictable? Really? How many times have we caught you off guard? You aren't winning at all," she said. Eddie was about to open the door again when she had an idea on the spot.

Eddie spun around. "And if I'm so predictable, then can you predict what I'm about to do?" she asked. Jake didn't like the sound of that, not to mention the little gleam she had in her warm brown eyes. "You're going to go inside?" he guessed. Eddie smirked and shook her head. "Nope. Not even close," she said and stepped up to him and kissed him on the lips. Jake was shocked. Eddie was right. He did NOT expect that. Eddie pulled away smirking. "Predictable huh?" she asked. She opened the door and stepped inside. Eddie was about to close the door when he stopped it with his hand. "What, no good night kiss?" he asked teasingly. Eddie rolled her eyes and slammed the door shut in his face.

This was just a little one shot I had an idea of writing. It had been buzzing in my head for a while, so I decided to write it. Hope you guys like it! I may be doing a one shot of each couple, but not until I get ideas and stuff. The order is going to be Jake/Eddie first, then Josh/Beth second, and last, but not least, Wally/Caroline. Eddie and Jake are my favorite couple, so I did them for this one first. Hope you guys liked it and I hope you review!

I love you all! You guys are my Jolly Ranchers. That's what I'm going to be calling my readers for my fanfics of Boy/Girl Battle Series. XD.

Love you all!

-Lia