Mmmhhmm, son, I changed his last name to Smith. HOW FUCKING GENERIC IS THAT?!
Welp, in this chapter, apparently Cry meets a hotfuck of a man who constantly sniffs him and occasionally bites his neck on the way to a new school ('Rosario + Vampire' much?). The man claims to be a part of a species of vampire known as 'Ai', this clan being one that the members mate for life to an unknowing partner that is drawn to them by fate. Apparently Ryan is this man's 'Bishie' (HHEHAHSHHAHAHAHAHSHHAHHAHAHAA get it?), as they call the submissive human counterpart of the vampire, due to a certian scar on his body that he was born with. AND NOW CRY HAS TO 'MARRY' A MYSTERIOUS WINGED MAN, YAY!
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Chapter One: Why the fuck is he biting me?!

Ryan Smith had always been a free spirit.
Free enough that he had decided that he would enroll in a mysterious school in the middle of the woods with no other civilization for miles around.
"What the fuck is this place? Can't imagine the creepy bastard that decided 'Hey, guys, let's build a school in the MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING WILDERNESS, SHALL WE?'" Ryan mumbled, more than slightly agitated that he was walking through the (seemingly uncharted) forest right now, the 'trail' made up of small, mossy pebbles aligned in a crazy pattern through some overgrown woods.
"Damn this place and all that it stands for to Hell.."
"What's that about Hell?"
"GYAH!" Ryan yelped, startled, tumbling down to the grass below.
The person who the cheery voice belonged to smiled brightly, he was pretty damn tall. Ryan, for some reason, blushed at the sight of his face, scurrying up as he realized the man was sniffing him with a curious look in his... What the fuck... Red eyes? He wasn't albino though! Strange.
"Ehm... Excuse me?" Ryan questioned, his mind a clusterfuck of "WHAT-THE-HELL-IS-THIS-MAN-AND-WHY-THE-HELL-ARE-HIS-EYES-RED".
The man looked up, smiling brightly. "Hey, Ryan! I can't imagine how you got into this school.. What with your extreme human aura, that is."
...Human...Aura? What the FUCK, was this man on DRUGS? He was human too!...Right?
No, he had to be!
But then he realized something. "..Why the hell do you know my name?"
"Because I'm fabulous." he chuckled. "My name is Felix, by the way. You probably knew that already, what with the scar.."
Oh shit. How could he know?
Ryan had this weird-ass scar on his lower back with a clusterfuck of intricate designs with the word 'FELIX' spelled out in the center. Why this was here was a mystery to Ryan, all he knew was it looked like a really fancy tramp-stamp.
But then he realized this 'Felix' had wings.
Big-ass, black, feathery wings, protruding out of his back, inbetween his shoulder blades.
"Hold up a second bro, I need to check for the scar real quick." Felix said, scooting back in to lean over his shoulder, reaching for... HOLY SHIT HE WAS GOING FOR THE PANTS.
"W-W-WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
"Calm down!"
"YOU'RE TOUCHING MY ASS, DUDE! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? YOU'RE. TOUCHING. MY. ASS."
"People will hear!"
"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"
Felix had, by this time, had quite enough and bit Ryan's neck before he could say another word.
Ryan's eyes widened as some of his blood spilled past Felix's mouth, the rest going in.
Ryan sputtered a bit, but soon faltered and weakened in Felix's arms, eventually passing out.
The last thing he heard was the sound of a gust of wind and feathers rustling, and, feeling himself encased in warmth, soon let the darkness envelope him.
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Ryan felt a warmth, soon waking up in what looked like an infirmary.
"Oh, you're awake."
A nurse with long, brown hair and a soft smile caught Ryan's vision, as well as Felix, wings folded neatly behind his back, smiling and waving.
Memories as to why he was here rushed back to him.
"Y-Y-You're a-"
"Yep. I am Felix Kjellburg, a Vampire of the Ai clan. And you're my bishie."
Bishie... Bishie.. Ryan regconized this word and couldn't belive that the Nurse didn't explode for Felix uttering that single, horrid, Japanese freak-label.
A man with wings was calling him his man-wife.
No, a fucking vampire was calling him his man-wife.
"Wh-What the Hell?!"
"It's fine, Ryan. Being a bishie isn't so bad. For instance, I'm the bishie of a man named Toby Turner. You get treated like royalty and the sex is great!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?! SEX?!"
"Shh, Marzia, he dosen't know all the details yet." Felix chuckled, patting 'Marzia''s knee softly.
Ryan then realized he was naked.
He was fucking naked.
"What did you do to me when I was asleep?!" Ryan demanded.
"Relax, Felix just had to do the ceremony." the nurse smiled,
"What the hell is this 'Ceremony'?!"
"Look in the mirror, bro."
And so he did.
Ryan had a pair of cat ears protruding straight out of the top of his head, and a tail was wrapped limply around his hips.
"Now you won't be sensed by the other students and eaten." Marzia said, smiling.
"But without the other part, there's no telling he might be claimed."
The nurse giggled and playfully slapped his shoulder, Ryan then noticing she also had ears and a tail. "You crazy kids wait until after the explainations, then we'll go to the hall."
Ryan awaited his explaination.
"You see, Ryan, you and I are a part of a group of monsters called 'Ai'. We Ai are divided into two groups- The bishie, who is the submissive as well as the one with trademark animal ears, and the Depuri, the dominant- Which is what I am. We Depuri have wings in varying colors. The Depuri and the Bishie are paired at a pace in which the Bishie dosen't normally know what is to come, but normally the Depuri had that knowledge all along. This school is made entirely to teach the Ai how to properly love eachothe-"
"WE'RE TAUGHT HOW TO HAVE SEX?!"
"In all basicality, yes." said Marzia.
"OhgodohshitohfuckwhyamIherewhatthehellisgoingon-" Ryan grasped his hair, sputtering his confusion unintelligably.
"Oh, by the way, untill I have sex with you, there's always the possibility that another Depuri will come along and steal you- These being the impatient ones that won't wait for their own Bishie to come along."
"T..This is a d-dream, right?!"
"Nope."
"Nada."
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"

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Well, I hope you enjoyed this ball of shit (If that's even possible).

Writing Hetalia is waayyyy easier...

Welp, comment, rate and all that jazz..

IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Ryan discovers the horror of classes here at Weston High!

See you then!