Welcome, dear reader, to my latest drabble collection. I'm asking for it, having about five of these on the go, but I have so many ideas and they can't all turn into oneshots! Enjoy!
We Can Burn Brighter Than The Sun
Chapter One: Sex In Progress
"Dude, I made you a sign," Puck said proudly, pulling the stiff card out of his bag and presenting it to Kurt with a flourish. When the countertenor saw the words he'd written in enormous, eye-catching bright red letters, his eyes widened and his eyebrows nearly disappeared into his hair.
"'Sex in progress'?" he asked sceptically, turning the sign over in his hands as if looking for some sort of prank.
"Yeah, it'll be helpful!" Puck exclaimed in satisfaction. "You won't get disturbed and I won't have to listen to everyone complaining about walking in on you! It's win-win!"
"I...um...okay. Thanks, I think," Kurt said slowly, stowing the sign away in his bag and walking away from Puck with a slightly unnerved look on his face. Puck just smirked, knowing that everyone who had laughed at his had underestimated how useful that sign would come to be.
Of course, his predictions backfired on him a few days later when, while visiting the Hummel-Hudson and beating zombies to a pulp with Finn, he walked in on Kurt and Blaine in a rather mind-searing position.
In his defence, that DO NOT DISTURB sign was just asking to be ignored.
Like or no like? Personally, I can totally see Puck doing something like this ;)
Or perhaps that's my desire to see just one person walking in on Kurt and Blaine.
All the awards if that person happens to be Cooper and that scene happens to be the opening of the next episode.
But I'm rambling. You can leave prompts in the reviews if you so wish :D