Greetings, I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! in any way.
Yami Yugi Fright Night
Prologue-
Yugi believed in the Heart of the Cards. Like a religion. He's stupid that way.
Opening-
Yugi looked at Kaiba.
"Say Kaiba, don't you hate yoai and shounen-ai?" Yugi asked.
"Me? I think it's bullshit, personally. But then again, I'm obsessed with girls. I am also straight. I love boobies."
"Yeah, me too."
Meanwhile, 12 feet away, some random girl, named Tootiochi, asked Subuku, another random girl in the general area, if she would join her for a hot, all night long lesbian sex orgy.
"I would LOVE to!" said Subuku.
They had lesbian sex 4 times in a row. They were like sex-deprived animals.
"Wanna go again?" asked Tootiochi.
"Hell yeah. Let's get dirty."
2 years later they got married. They had sex every hour.
Fin