Hi guys! This is just something for Usui birthday not the challenge just a normal one shot .HAPPY BIRTHDAY EPIC! Enjoy!
Dedicated to Padfoot Starfyre.
-I'm too sexy-
Usui household.
"When you said we'll be playing games I didn't know it was something like this," Misaki Usui tells her husband Takumi Usui. He had recently drag her into their living room saying he wanted to play a game but she didn't know it would be strip poker.
"Come Misa chan! Play with me," Takumi whines showing her a pouty face.
"No!"
"Or is it you wouldn't be able to handle when I take off my clothes~" He teases knowing it would get to her and it did.
"Of course not," She denies blushing.
"You're lying. You know I'm sexy," Takumi grins laughing mentally at her facial expressions. "How about I put it into a song for you?"
"What?" Misaki questions watching him go over to his phone and plug in a speaker. He presses play and a song starts.
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
"God no," Misaki mumbles.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts," Takumi sings along with the song slowly making his way over to Misaki.
"Stop it or you'll regret this," Misaki warns him as he approaches her but he carries on ignoring her.
"And I'm too sexy for Milan. Too sexy for Milan. New York, and Japan," He sings huskily slowly pulling his shirt over his head. "I'm too sexy for your party. Too sexy for your party. No way I'm disco dancing."
Misaki can't help but chuckle at the lyrics of the song but stops when she sees Takumi bite his lip sexily. "God why?"
"I'm a model, you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk," He then begins to roll his hips. "On the catwalk, yeah. I do my little turn on the catwalk."
"T-Takumi stop," Misaki says laughing again. It's just too hilarious.
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
He stops singing and lets the music play as he finally made her over to her and stands above her.
"What are you doing?" Misaki questions her husband but he shush her and starts to do body rolls as the song plays.
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
At this point Misaki gives up and decides to go along with it. It is just too funny and sexy but mostly funny watching her husband dancing to this type of song.
"I'm a model, you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk," Takumi sings pulling up his wife out her chair to dance with him.
Misaki giggles and joins in. "Yeah, on the catwalk. On the catwalk, yeah."
"I shake my little tush on the catwalk," Takumi then begins to start his 'little tush'.
"Ahem.."
The music faded into the background as they both turned around to see Tora and his wife Chiyo watching them.
"What the hell are you doing man?" Tora growls eyeing Takumi.
"Being sexy," Takumi answers calmly.
"I swear everytime I come over here I regret it."
"Oh come on it's cute," Chiyo tries to cheer up her husband. "We'll wait for you two outside. It would seem you forgot our double date."
"I wish we forgot this double date…" Tora mumbles taking his wife outside.
"The fun is over. Let's get ready," Misaki says.
"Hmm.."
"What?" She questions her husband.
"Maybe we should get a stripper pole."
"OF COURSE NOT!"
The end! Hope you guys enjoyed. Please check out Alien heart attack and love is a battlefield. I'm posting this early since I'm preparing for an exam tomorrow and I won't have time to post. Another one for the challenge will be posted. I fell in love with my best friend, it's okay and All i need to update soon.
Until next time ~Violet.