A press conference. The scourge of all famous people. But what if the reporters
covering it were ordinary everyday fans? I dunno, why not find out?
The reporters for this bit of insanity are as follows: Rita the Internet Love Goddess (my
best friend), Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku (another good friend of mine), Duo the Fake
Shinigami (I can't stand him, but this gives me a chance to be very evil) Ryana-san (yet another
good friend) the Hentai Master (nice guy, just a little too horny though), and myself, the ace
author Raye Kushrenada.
Oh, and any cameos we decide to stick in. In case you can't tell from the title, it's about
to get real nutty real quick.
Now to begin…
Raye Kushrenada: Wait! Before we start this, I have to do the legal stuff!
Ryana-san: Do we have to?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Who cares? Bring on Wufei!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Back off!
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *stares at Rita* *not paying attention*
the Hentai Master: *groans* Hell, I'll do it! *clears throat* the lovely Raye Kushrenada does
not own Gundam Wing. The only original characters in this are myself, and those four lovely
ladies. And one nerd.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Hey!
Raye Kushrenada: Appreciated. I'm still not going out with you.
the Hentai Master: Damn it!
Ryana-san: Can we get to the point? Like now?
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Right, uh…bring out the guys?
And thus the nightmare begins. Hiiro, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei enter…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Hell yeah! *drools*
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Mine! *glares*
Ryana-san: Oh man. *sweatdrops*
Raye Kushrenada: And it's only going to get worse.
the Hentai Master: Let's get started. Duo, what's your secret?
Duo: Huh?
the Hentai Master: How is it Raye drools over you and won't do anything for me?
Raye: I got it Duo. That's because he's not a horny pervert.
Duo: Thanks…I think.
Ryana-san: Trust me, it's a good thing.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Duo, I love you.
Duo: *sweatdrops*
Raye Kushrenada: Bad Fake Shinigami! *grabs cattle prod, stuns Duo the Fake Shinigami*
Okay, now that that's over….Rita, your turn.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Wufei, who's cuter? Me, or the Dragon Bitch?
Ryana-san: Uh oh.
Raye Kushrenada: Now she's done it.
the Hentai Master: Duck and cover.
Wufei: Uh…*sweatdrops*
Raye Kushrenada: You don't have to answer that!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Oh yes he does!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Damn straight.
Wufei: Uh…Rita?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: WHAT?!?!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Told ya! Now what do you say we get the hell outta here?
*smiles seductively at Wufei*
Raye Kushrenada: Excuse me, we're supposed to be doing a press conference, not trying to
get some!
the Hentai Master: I like the way Rita's thinking.
Ryana-san: Shut up! *steals Raye Kushrenada's cattle prod, stuns the Hentai Master*
Raye Kushrenada: Thank you! Now, Hiiro?
Hiiro: Hn?
Raye Kushrenada: First spandex, then tight jeans. Why?
Hiiro: Relena dresses me.
Raye Kushrenada: Oh. *sweatdrops*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Duo, run away with me.
Raye Kushrenada: What the hell? You're not dead yet? Damn.
Ryana-san: *whacks him upside the head with a police baton*
Raye Kushrenada: Thank you!
the Hentai Master: I like the way you swing.
Trowa: *picks up Raye's cattle prod, stuns the Hentai Master again* I'm sorry, I couldn't take
it.
Ryana-san: My hero!
Raye Kushrenada: *sweat drops* This just keeps getting worse and worse.
Duo: That's okay. At least nobody's made a cameo appearance.
At this point in time, I would like to applaud those of you who've even made it this far, and I'd
like to warn you that it's about to get worse. The only really good part is that MaxDuo (my
honey) is about to make an appearance, and we're killing off Duo the Fake Shinigami…
MaxDuo: *grins* Speaking of cameos…
Raye Kushrenada: Babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps him*
Ryana-san: Uh…Raye? Remember the press conference?
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Oops…uh…*gets up* Well since you're here hon, why not
ask a question?
MaxDuo: Where do I get a Gundam?
Raye Kushrenada: The question on all our minds.
Quatre: *blinks* Uh…know any anarchist scientist type guys?
MaxDuo: Probably.
Quatre: Try there.
MaxDuo: Fine.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *glomps Duo* I love you!
Raye Kushrenada: Aw hell!!!!!!
Ryana-san: Can we please kill him off now?
MaxDuo: Who's he?
Raye Kushrenada: The one I told you I needed to hurt. And yes we can.
MaxDuo: *eyes go wide* Uh…will all the guys follow me? I know what she wants to do to him.
It ain't pretty.
the Hentai Master: Why? Is she *drools* going to dress up like a dominatrix?
Duo: Ooh, I wanna see that!
Trowa: *sweatdrops* *whispers* why me?
Quatre: Where's Wufei?
MaxDuo: For that matter, where are the other two?
The Dragon Clan Emperess and the Internet Love Goddess decided about three lines ago to
kidnap Wufei and argue over him somewhere else. But that's another strange and scary
script that you only get to see if you ask (email LadyNeptune27@aol.com or
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com)
Raye Kushrenada: *pulling a scythe from thin air* DIE YOU FAKE SHINIGAMI! *attacks*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: (and this really was his reaction) MOMMY!
Ryana-san: No one can help you! *swing a pair of scimitars wildly*
the Hentai Master: All right!
MaxDuo: Oh no.
Duo: My kind of girl.
Quatre: You shouldn't be fighting!
Hiiro: Yes they should.
Trowa: …
Duo the Fake Shinigami: I STILL LOVE YOU DUO!
Raye Kushrenada: The hell you do! *swings scythe*
Ryana-san: Die! *swings scimitars*
At the last minute that little coward ran and hid somewhere. Do we hunt him down and drag
him out, or get on with the press conference? (85% say "drag him out!" 10% say "leave him
alone!" 5% say "who cares?)
MaxDuo: Okay Raye, put it away.
Duo: I'll help you find him.
Trowa: If it gets us out of here any quicker, I'll help.
Hiiro: *shrugs* Why not?
Quatre: We shouldn't fight!
Ryana-san: It's okay Quatre.
Raye Kushrenada: Yeah, this is my fight. Now, will everyone please exit the building? I'll do this
the simple way.
Ryana-san: And what way is that?
Raye Kushrenada: Well, following Hiiro's lead, and Trowa and Duo's attempted leads, I'll just
blow the damn thing up.
Ryana-san: Cool.
Trowa: Does this mean we can leave?
Raye Kushrenada: If you like breathing.
the Hentai Master: I love it when you play rough.
MaxDuo: Watch it.
Quatre: How long do we have?
Raye Kushrenada: Oh, according to my watch…*looks* Five minutes?
And so we all run out of the building. As to whether Duo the Fake Shinigami actually survived,
that's up to you (76% say "die Fake one, die!" 14% say "live, live!" and the remaining 10% say
"if he dies, you can't use him again" I actually decided to go with the 10%, because they
actually had a good point this time. But that's yet another story, email
LadyNeptune27@aol.com or StarWatcher27@hotmail.com)
Raye Kushrenada: Uh…where's Quatre and Ryana-san?
I hope you all aren't shocked that Ryana-san decided to kidnap Quatre…of course, that was
about oh…at the beginning, so…point being, we're missing two Gundam Pilots, and I'm the last
girl standing, and I have to deal with the Hentai Master. Help!
Trowa: Not my problem. Later. *and he makes a getaway*
Raye Kushrenada: Damn it! I didn't get my interview. *pouts*
the Hentai Master: You're so hot when you pout.
MaxDuo: That's it. *drags the Hentai Master off, starts beating the crap out of him*
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Uh…what now?
Hiiro: They're your problem. I'm gone. *and he makes a getaway too*
Raye Kushrenada: Damn it! I didn't get that interview either! *still pouting*
Duo: the Hentai Master's right, you are cute when you pout.
Raye Kushrenada: Don't push it pal. Help me pull MaxDuo off of him, and I'll kiss you.
Duo: *shrugs* What the hell and why not?
Raye Kushrenada: Shut up and help me!
And we began our futile attempt at pulling my honey off the Hentai Master. As for how this
ends, it's again up to you. (92% say "keep the Hentai Master, just let MaxDuo put him in
traction" 6% say "Let MaxDuo beat the crap out of him, and then get rid of the Hentai Master"
and 2% are the usual "who cares?" group)
Raye Kushrenada: *after having kissed Duo (oh yeah, like I didn't enjoy that)* well…with the
Hentai Master in traction, Ryana-san and Quatre missing, as well as the Dragon Clan
Emperess Lady Nataku and Rita the Internet Love Goddess and Wufei, I'm not going to be able
to do another of these in a while. *ignores the whole world yelling and rejoicing*
MaxDuo: You still have me. *pouts*
Duo: And me.
Raye Kushrenada: Yeah, a Duo for each arm! *and the trio walks off into the sunset*
I'm sorry. We all just got really bored one day, and started emailing each other back and forth
to do this (except for MaxDuo, I just kinda stuck him in). And then another day when I got
bored, I compiled all the separate documents together to get this one slightly longer one. If
you enjoyed this…1) you're as nutty as I am (not such a bad thing!) and 2) you can email me for
the next script (same addresses as before: LadyNeptune27@aol.com or
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com) and we'll see what we can do. Oh, and the Hentai Master is
okay (because I found out he actually has fans) and he'll be back next time…as for the other
three girls, I dunno. Later!
covering it were ordinary everyday fans? I dunno, why not find out?
The reporters for this bit of insanity are as follows: Rita the Internet Love Goddess (my
best friend), Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku (another good friend of mine), Duo the Fake
Shinigami (I can't stand him, but this gives me a chance to be very evil) Ryana-san (yet another
good friend) the Hentai Master (nice guy, just a little too horny though), and myself, the ace
author Raye Kushrenada.
Oh, and any cameos we decide to stick in. In case you can't tell from the title, it's about
to get real nutty real quick.
Now to begin…
Raye Kushrenada: Wait! Before we start this, I have to do the legal stuff!
Ryana-san: Do we have to?
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Who cares? Bring on Wufei!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Back off!
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *stares at Rita* *not paying attention*
the Hentai Master: *groans* Hell, I'll do it! *clears throat* the lovely Raye Kushrenada does
not own Gundam Wing. The only original characters in this are myself, and those four lovely
ladies. And one nerd.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Hey!
Raye Kushrenada: Appreciated. I'm still not going out with you.
the Hentai Master: Damn it!
Ryana-san: Can we get to the point? Like now?
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Right, uh…bring out the guys?
And thus the nightmare begins. Hiiro, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei enter…
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Hell yeah! *drools*
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Mine! *glares*
Ryana-san: Oh man. *sweatdrops*
Raye Kushrenada: And it's only going to get worse.
the Hentai Master: Let's get started. Duo, what's your secret?
Duo: Huh?
the Hentai Master: How is it Raye drools over you and won't do anything for me?
Raye: I got it Duo. That's because he's not a horny pervert.
Duo: Thanks…I think.
Ryana-san: Trust me, it's a good thing.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Duo, I love you.
Duo: *sweatdrops*
Raye Kushrenada: Bad Fake Shinigami! *grabs cattle prod, stuns Duo the Fake Shinigami*
Okay, now that that's over….Rita, your turn.
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Wufei, who's cuter? Me, or the Dragon Bitch?
Ryana-san: Uh oh.
Raye Kushrenada: Now she's done it.
the Hentai Master: Duck and cover.
Wufei: Uh…*sweatdrops*
Raye Kushrenada: You don't have to answer that!
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: Oh yes he does!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Damn straight.
Wufei: Uh…Rita?
Dragon Clan Emperess Lady Nataku: WHAT?!?!
Rita the Internet Love Goddess: Told ya! Now what do you say we get the hell outta here?
*smiles seductively at Wufei*
Raye Kushrenada: Excuse me, we're supposed to be doing a press conference, not trying to
get some!
the Hentai Master: I like the way Rita's thinking.
Ryana-san: Shut up! *steals Raye Kushrenada's cattle prod, stuns the Hentai Master*
Raye Kushrenada: Thank you! Now, Hiiro?
Hiiro: Hn?
Raye Kushrenada: First spandex, then tight jeans. Why?
Hiiro: Relena dresses me.
Raye Kushrenada: Oh. *sweatdrops*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: Duo, run away with me.
Raye Kushrenada: What the hell? You're not dead yet? Damn.
Ryana-san: *whacks him upside the head with a police baton*
Raye Kushrenada: Thank you!
the Hentai Master: I like the way you swing.
Trowa: *picks up Raye's cattle prod, stuns the Hentai Master again* I'm sorry, I couldn't take
it.
Ryana-san: My hero!
Raye Kushrenada: *sweat drops* This just keeps getting worse and worse.
Duo: That's okay. At least nobody's made a cameo appearance.
At this point in time, I would like to applaud those of you who've even made it this far, and I'd
like to warn you that it's about to get worse. The only really good part is that MaxDuo (my
honey) is about to make an appearance, and we're killing off Duo the Fake Shinigami…
MaxDuo: *grins* Speaking of cameos…
Raye Kushrenada: Babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps him*
Ryana-san: Uh…Raye? Remember the press conference?
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Oops…uh…*gets up* Well since you're here hon, why not
ask a question?
MaxDuo: Where do I get a Gundam?
Raye Kushrenada: The question on all our minds.
Quatre: *blinks* Uh…know any anarchist scientist type guys?
MaxDuo: Probably.
Quatre: Try there.
MaxDuo: Fine.
Duo the Fake Shinigami: *glomps Duo* I love you!
Raye Kushrenada: Aw hell!!!!!!
Ryana-san: Can we please kill him off now?
MaxDuo: Who's he?
Raye Kushrenada: The one I told you I needed to hurt. And yes we can.
MaxDuo: *eyes go wide* Uh…will all the guys follow me? I know what she wants to do to him.
It ain't pretty.
the Hentai Master: Why? Is she *drools* going to dress up like a dominatrix?
Duo: Ooh, I wanna see that!
Trowa: *sweatdrops* *whispers* why me?
Quatre: Where's Wufei?
MaxDuo: For that matter, where are the other two?
The Dragon Clan Emperess and the Internet Love Goddess decided about three lines ago to
kidnap Wufei and argue over him somewhere else. But that's another strange and scary
script that you only get to see if you ask (email LadyNeptune27@aol.com or
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com)
Raye Kushrenada: *pulling a scythe from thin air* DIE YOU FAKE SHINIGAMI! *attacks*
Duo the Fake Shinigami: (and this really was his reaction) MOMMY!
Ryana-san: No one can help you! *swing a pair of scimitars wildly*
the Hentai Master: All right!
MaxDuo: Oh no.
Duo: My kind of girl.
Quatre: You shouldn't be fighting!
Hiiro: Yes they should.
Trowa: …
Duo the Fake Shinigami: I STILL LOVE YOU DUO!
Raye Kushrenada: The hell you do! *swings scythe*
Ryana-san: Die! *swings scimitars*
At the last minute that little coward ran and hid somewhere. Do we hunt him down and drag
him out, or get on with the press conference? (85% say "drag him out!" 10% say "leave him
alone!" 5% say "who cares?)
MaxDuo: Okay Raye, put it away.
Duo: I'll help you find him.
Trowa: If it gets us out of here any quicker, I'll help.
Hiiro: *shrugs* Why not?
Quatre: We shouldn't fight!
Ryana-san: It's okay Quatre.
Raye Kushrenada: Yeah, this is my fight. Now, will everyone please exit the building? I'll do this
the simple way.
Ryana-san: And what way is that?
Raye Kushrenada: Well, following Hiiro's lead, and Trowa and Duo's attempted leads, I'll just
blow the damn thing up.
Ryana-san: Cool.
Trowa: Does this mean we can leave?
Raye Kushrenada: If you like breathing.
the Hentai Master: I love it when you play rough.
MaxDuo: Watch it.
Quatre: How long do we have?
Raye Kushrenada: Oh, according to my watch…*looks* Five minutes?
And so we all run out of the building. As to whether Duo the Fake Shinigami actually survived,
that's up to you (76% say "die Fake one, die!" 14% say "live, live!" and the remaining 10% say
"if he dies, you can't use him again" I actually decided to go with the 10%, because they
actually had a good point this time. But that's yet another story, email
LadyNeptune27@aol.com or StarWatcher27@hotmail.com)
Raye Kushrenada: Uh…where's Quatre and Ryana-san?
I hope you all aren't shocked that Ryana-san decided to kidnap Quatre…of course, that was
about oh…at the beginning, so…point being, we're missing two Gundam Pilots, and I'm the last
girl standing, and I have to deal with the Hentai Master. Help!
Trowa: Not my problem. Later. *and he makes a getaway*
Raye Kushrenada: Damn it! I didn't get my interview. *pouts*
the Hentai Master: You're so hot when you pout.
MaxDuo: That's it. *drags the Hentai Master off, starts beating the crap out of him*
Raye Kushrenada: *sweatdrops* Uh…what now?
Hiiro: They're your problem. I'm gone. *and he makes a getaway too*
Raye Kushrenada: Damn it! I didn't get that interview either! *still pouting*
Duo: the Hentai Master's right, you are cute when you pout.
Raye Kushrenada: Don't push it pal. Help me pull MaxDuo off of him, and I'll kiss you.
Duo: *shrugs* What the hell and why not?
Raye Kushrenada: Shut up and help me!
And we began our futile attempt at pulling my honey off the Hentai Master. As for how this
ends, it's again up to you. (92% say "keep the Hentai Master, just let MaxDuo put him in
traction" 6% say "Let MaxDuo beat the crap out of him, and then get rid of the Hentai Master"
and 2% are the usual "who cares?" group)
Raye Kushrenada: *after having kissed Duo (oh yeah, like I didn't enjoy that)* well…with the
Hentai Master in traction, Ryana-san and Quatre missing, as well as the Dragon Clan
Emperess Lady Nataku and Rita the Internet Love Goddess and Wufei, I'm not going to be able
to do another of these in a while. *ignores the whole world yelling and rejoicing*
MaxDuo: You still have me. *pouts*
Duo: And me.
Raye Kushrenada: Yeah, a Duo for each arm! *and the trio walks off into the sunset*
I'm sorry. We all just got really bored one day, and started emailing each other back and forth
to do this (except for MaxDuo, I just kinda stuck him in). And then another day when I got
bored, I compiled all the separate documents together to get this one slightly longer one. If
you enjoyed this…1) you're as nutty as I am (not such a bad thing!) and 2) you can email me for
the next script (same addresses as before: LadyNeptune27@aol.com or
StarWatcher27@hotmail.com) and we'll see what we can do. Oh, and the Hentai Master is
okay (because I found out he actually has fans) and he'll be back next time…as for the other
three girls, I dunno. Later!