Disclaimer: These characters are not mine, heck, this plot line's been so overused, the story's probably not mine either!
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A Clichéd Beginning
Spring Break of 5th Year
Draco and Blaise were sitting on the floor of Blaise's room looking through his extensive collection of Playwizard magazine, which contained every issue ever sold, a gift from his now favorite uncle.
"Man, what I wouldn't do to nail a few of these girls," Blaise suddenly said.
"Not satisfied with the girls here? Or maybe, the girls aren't satisfied with you?" Draco asked with a smirk looking up at him.
"Well then, Mr. Super Sex God, how many have you done?" Blaise asked.
"5," he said grinning proudly.
"Damn. Is restraining your cock from pouncing girls that difficult?"
"What can I say? The ladies love me!"
"Yeah, right."
"Care to put my Sex Godliness to the test?"
"What do you have in mind?" Blaise asked curiously.
"I bet I can nail every Slytherin girl in our year before the end of the school year."
"Ah, dear Draco, my boy, that's not a challenge! I propose that... you try to bed every girl in our year from Ravenclaw... and Gryffindor. I will give you until the Graduation Ceremony Day, 11:59 PM, any later than that, you lose," Blaise said with his own sly smirk, "And if I win, I get that, er- muggle contraption, you know that one with those wheels... Oh yes, the Cadillac you're getting for graduation!"
"And, when I win, at graduation, you will announce to everyone that I am a Sex God wearing absolutely nothing except a pink thong...and... no sex for exactly one year. Deal?"
Blaise scowled at the idea but agreed and shook on it.
Draco gave him his trademark smirk because there was no way he was going to lose. He knew he could bed all those girls before graduation. No female could resist the Malfoy charm.
Blaise grinned to himself as they headed down to the kitchen. There was no way he was going to lose to Malfoy on this bet. He may have a little difficulty with a few of these feisty Gryffindors but there was one person that would be Malfoy's downfall. Oh yes, the smartest, the feistiest, and probably the most innocent 5th year witch to have ever roam Hogwarts' halls.
He began to plan his shout out for graduation to the girl who would win him his oh-so-beautiful car, Hogwarts' Golden Girl to be exact, Hermione Granger. The only girl who would most likely take her life before losing her innocence to Malfoy.
"So, exactly how many girls have you laid?" Draco asked curiously.
"2," he answered, narrowing his eyes at Draco's smirk."Is that so?" he asked with a chuckle.
"Shut your mouth, you man-whore."
A/N: Tell me if you like it or not! Just put a smiley or frowny face, or some comments, or the description of how you want Draco's hard, sweaty body to... oops, wrong chapter!!!