Contest: Twilight of Craigslist AD Contest (Part I)

Title: Let's Play Doctor

Rating: M
Word Count (minus A/N and header): 411

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Seeking experienced nursing staff for intimate one doctor practice (Forks, WA)

Date: 2011-9-28 12:32am PDT

Reply to: Letsplaydoctor (at) Craigslist (dot) org


If you're looking for an intimate clinical setting where you can put your talents to good use, then end your search by applying with us today! Our devilishly handsome doctor needs your assistance!

The Benefici Medical Clinic has been servicing the needs of Washington State since 1663, and has remained an important part of the states historical foundation. Now we are opening our doors to the Forks Community!

We pride ourselves in taking great care of our patients, making sure that all their needs are fulfilled before they leave our service 24 hours a day. Each patient is scheduled an ample amount of time with the doctor to maintain our high standards of quality. No patient ever leaves unsatisfied.

This charming one doctor practice offers a wide variety of services including: House calls, blood analysis, intimate physical exams, ob/gyn, radiology, family planning, sexual education, and urgent care needs.

Our motto is: It's not the place, it's not the miles, it's how many times you flash us those smiles!

Whether it's here in the office, or out in their home, our patients can count on a full physical exam with all the extra special perks of one on one interaction with our doctor!

However, we couldn't do any of this without a dedicated nursing staff. As an employee of Benefici Medical Clinic, you are guaranteed certain benefits that go above and beyond the average workplace. Our doctor will see to it that you are taken care of in every way you desire.

Benefits Include:

- A personal, in-depth training period with the doctor.

- Complimentary physical exams 24 hours a day.

- Full health/dental insurance.

- Competitive pay based on your performance.

Job Duties/Requirements:

- Must have at least 2 years experience in the field.

- Be able to handle instruction and perform tasks delegated by the doctor.

- Be flexible and presentable when asked to stay later than assigned work hours.

- Undertake at least 2-4 third shift rotations per month. We like to keep our doctor busy.

- Service the needs of the doctor in a timely manner.

- Accompany the doctor on house calls when the need arises.

- Maintain an obedient attitude when working closely with the doctor.

If this sounds like the right work environment for you, then please send your resume to the email address listed above! What are you waiting for? We don't bite..unless you want us to.


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