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G-BOY'S BATHS

This is a story about what the G-Boys do when they take baths.

Featuring… Quatre Raberba Winner!!!!
"Hey!! Why does he get to go first!!!!" said Duo.
When Quatre takes baths he uses:
2 rubber ducks
2-in-1 baby shampoo and conditioner
Baby bath oil
Mini towel

First Quatre plays with his rubber ducks. Then he mixes his shampoo and conditioner AND baby bath oil for himself.
"Hey that was my secret formula!!! You revealed it!!!!" cried Quatre
Then Quatre throws his mini towel in the water and plays with it!!!
"Stop it!!!!!" cried Quatre.

Now featuring… TROWA!!
"I should always go first!!" said Duo.
When Trowa takes baths he uses:
Plain shampoo
Plain Conditioner
Plain soap

First, Trowa washes his hair. He has to waste a lot of money because he uses a bottle every time he washes his hair but Trowa doesn't care. He throws his whole bar of soap in the water and adds more hot water until the bar of soap melts or rather; he uses a scratch of soap each time.

Featuring… HEERO!!
"Come on!! Heero's not interesting!!! He doesn't use anything!!!!!" cried Duo

And Heero uses:
…

Does Heero even take a bath???!!!

Featuring… WUFEI!!!
"I don't have baths. I go to the hot springs!!!" said Wufei.
What he uses:
Herbal bath esscence
The legendary shampoo formula
The legendary conditioner formula
The legendary soap formula
And his little tiger toy!!!

"I'll have you know that that tiger toy...(explains for 5 hours)…"
"Why do you have to go to the hot springs, Wufei?" said Quatre.
"Because it's…(explains for another 5 hours)…"
OK….

Now featuring… DUO!!
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!" shouted Duo.
When Duo takes a bath he uses:
A sack of rubber ducks
Home Brand Shampoo
Home Brand conditioner
His own invented soap ( he made it after 15 failures )

First, Duo…
"Hurry the hell up!! I'm getting bored!!" said Duo.
" Be patient Duo!! We had to wait too!! Not to mention I'm never taking you on a plane again!! Do you know how many times I had to put up with you and your "Are we there yet" question?" said Quatre.
" I thought we were talking about how we take our baths right now, not you taking about Duo on a plane." Answered Trowa.
" Oh, uh, sorry…" said Quatre.
Anyway, first Duo dumps the sack of rubber ducks in the bathtub. Since he is too lazy…
" I AM NOT LAZY!!" shouted Duo.
Anyway, since he is so slack he mixes his shampoo and conditioner together and then slaps it on his head. After he washes it out he uses his own invented soap which everyone thinks smells like his horrible 2-in-1 shampoo. Since Duo is so poor after buying all the ingredients to make his " own invented soap" he only uses a scratch of it! That's why he always has cheap and stingy brands.
" THE BRAND I BUY IS SO NOT STINGY!! IN FACT I THINK IT'S A GREAT DEAL!! Umm… well at least I think it is…HEY HEERO ARE THE HOME BRAND THINGS A GREAT DEAL!?!?" shouted Duo
"NO" said Heero
"No?…but I'm sure the shopkeeper at the shop I bought it from said it was a great deal?" said Duo.
"Then you were tricked" said Heero.
"Tricked…?" said Duo. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" shouted Duo. ( Runs away crying )
Ands that's the end of Duo's bath.
"Hey. Everyone!! Let's Party!!!" shouted Duo.
(audience)BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ( audience starts throwing beer bottles at Duo)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Duo shouted. ( runs off stage crying like a baby )

THE END