A/n Hey all !!! This is me tyler21 again with another crapy piece of fan fic. All of you that reviewed my last piece thank you. I know that my spelling sucks. No I have never been in love. No one loves me :(
Potter Paradise
(Parody of a weird al parody of gangsa paradise)
As I walk though the fields were I play Quidditch
I look at my friend and realize she is a witch
But that's just normal for a Potter like me
You know I shun stupid things like mugglisity
At 8:30 in the morning I'm transfigurating cows
Ron Weasly does the chickens and Hagrid plows
Oh yes I've been Transin' and charmin' so long that
Even Hermione thinks my mind is gone
I'm a man with a plan
I'm not into disciple
Got a broom stick in my hand
But no beard on my chin
And if I finish all of my homework
And you finish tine
Then tonight we're goin' to party like it's 1995
I've been spending most my life
livin' in Number 4 Privet drive
'till I got a letter from some funky guys
livin' in Number 4 Privet drive
Now I'm not just a normal guy
I'm livin' in a Potter paradise
A muggle boy kick me in the but last week
I just smiled at him and I turned him into a mink
he really does care and fact he wished me well
as I'm laughin' my head off
at the mink named Mel
I got a neat scar
and I got a cool hat
and Ron Weakly agrees
I really look good in black
I've been spending most my life
livin' in Number 4 Privet drive
'till I got a letter from some funky guys
livin' in Number 4 Privet drive
Now I'm not just a normal guy
I'm livin' in a Potter paradise