I do not own Gundam Wing.
I hope you enjoy this. It was one of the first ones I wrote. :)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAP!!!!!!!!
One day Duo was putting mail in someone's mailbox. He was riding on his bike. Suddenly he heard a ! SPLAT! Duo had ridden his bike onto dog poo. "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRRRAPPPPP!!!!!!!!" yelled Duo.
DAY 2
Duo got dog poo all over his bike wheel. PLUS he got bird poop on his hat too. Duo yelled again. "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH CCRRAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
DAY 3
Duo bought a new hat. He was so happy he wasn't looking where he went, so he bumped into a tree, got dog poo on his wheel and got poop on his new hat. Duo shouted, "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH CCCRRRAAAPPPP!!!!!!!!!!"
Day 4
It was Autumn already. Duo took a day off because he didn't want to do it.
Heero went instead. The thing was, Heero kept stuffing the wrong letters in the mailbox. Duo knew he would do that and then he said, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH CCCCRRRAAAPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Day 5
Duo bought a poo-proof bike. So he tried it out. It didn't work and there were no refunds, so he said, "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH CCRRAAPP!!!!!!!!!"
Day 6
Duo was sooooo sleepy he forgot about his job. Quatre thought he wanted a day off so he did the job for him. This time Quatre delivered the letters over and over the same street until his letters ran out. Duo woke up and said, "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CCRRAAPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Day 7
Duo went to out to do his job. He forgot that there were no letters today and he said, "OOOOOOOHHHHHHH CCRRAAPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"