Warning: This will turn into a disturbed mini series.
Water and Cookies
Deep in the underworld where rotting flesh and horrid smells came from, evil laughter filled the place as a certain purple and white alien had many thoughts. Freiza, the once evil prince and controller of Vegeta, sat on a rock laughing idioticly. A groan erupted from the rocks that lay behind him and Cell's head popped up.
"Will you SHUT UP!! Some people are trying to sleep you know." said Cell, whipping a rock at Freiza.
"OWW!" said Freiza as he fell off the rock and hit the ground 50 feet below.
Freiza floated up and sat back on his rock, ignoring Cell. Cell and him had become somewhat friends in a way. Well if you had to pick someone to hang out with for all eternity, might as well be an insect being for a lizard alien. Besides, they had the same sadistic humor and had similar plans.
"Cell?" said Freiza.
"What do you want, I told you I was trying to sleep!" yelled Cell.
"Oh shut up and wake up, you have an eternity to sleep, I have a plan." said Freiza with a smirk.
"If this involves anything to do with Hitler, count me out. . . he annoys the hell out of me." said Cell, laying back down.
"No, Gero, idiot." said Freiza.
"What?" asked Cell, sitting up.
"I was thinking we could do an old trick on him that I used to do to my brother and Vegeta." said Freiza.
"What?" asked Cell, now curious.
An hour later, Freiza was back to laughing at their torture of Gero. He seemed to fully enjoy it without another thought. Cell however had his hand covering his eyes and seemed to be grimacing. . . or crying. Freiza turned to him casually and stopped laughing.
"Why aren't you laughing?" asked Freiza.
"This only makes me want to cry. . . I mean have a stooped so low that this is my form of torture. . . I feel like I should crawl under a walk and die. . but I'm already dead. This is so. . . so juvenile Freiza." said Cell, in horrid shame.
"Well what else do you want to do for eternity, its not like there's card games anywhere." said Freiza.
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Gero snored deeply, not noticing that both of his hands where in buckets of large water and one being his hat. Freiza sneered and walked off as Cell quickly ran away, hoping that no one else in the underworld would see him as being involved with this. An hour passed and again Freiza sat patiently watching Cell sleep, pondering on how to wake him.
"cell." he whispered, leaning close to him.
Nothing.
"Cell." said Freiza a little louder, again leaning closer.
Nothing.
"CEll." said Freiza slightly louder and leaning even closer.
A mumble.
"CELl." said Freiza a little louder and again leaning closer.
More mumbling.
"CELL."
louder mumbling.
"CELL!!!!!!!!" yelled Freiza, his face an inch above Cells.
Cell's eyes opened slightly and closed, then shot open and abruptly hit his head on Freiza's. Freiza glared at him as he rubbed his head. Cell panted furiously, "WHAT THE HELL!!! Are you trying to give me nightmares!"
"I have another idea." said Freiza.
"What now. . . did the first one even work?" asked Cell.
"Yeah, it was funny. . . but someone had to sleep." said Freiza angrily.
"What NOW!?" asked Cell.
"Cookies." said Freiza.
"Excuses me?" asked Cell a little annoyed and baffled.
"We'll make disgusting cookies and decorate them and spread them through out the under world." said Freiza as he began to laugh.
"Okay, tell me how that goes." said Cell falling asleep back in his rocks.
THE END... for now
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