No more mule deer for Nessie
Rennesmee had just come back from having her lunch. She pranced into the living room and sat on the sofa, letting her pretty, soft pink dress spread out. She placed her dainty little hands in her lap, and sat back and watched Uncle Emmett and Uncle Jasper play a Star Wars game against each other. She smiled and watched as the bickered and poked fun at one another. "You're goin down!!", Emmett boomed. "You're not my father!!" Jasper said, imitating Skywalker. Rennesmee giggled as she she sat watching her uncles battle it out. A few seconds later, Emmett starts to play with less enthusiasm as he sniffs the air. Ugh! What the hell- oh MAN! "Rennesmee.... what did you hunt?" Silence. "Mule..deer...", she said, snickering. Jasper could now smell it as well, and made gagging noises as he tried to pause the game and cover his nose at the same time. Emmett started throwing the windows open to get the smell out. Alice came down stairs with her nose wrinkled." What is that rancid stench?", she said. "Rennesmee had mule deer for lunch", Emmett choked out. Alice quickly ran into the laundry room to grab a can of air freshener. They kept it around now that the whole pack was always here. She spritzed it every few yards so that it wasn't too strong. Jacob came walking in, and noticed what was going on. "Oh, mule deer, huh....", he said. "Well...", Alice started,"I think it is safe to say.. no more mule deer for you, my sweet Nessie."