A/N: For those reading "Final Betrayal," I promise I haven't abandoned it. Between friend drama, farm trauma, and all kinds of "middle school" work drama I haven't been able to get my mind to work out the ending to my satisfaction. I will post it as soon as I do. In the meantime, my brain wouldn't let go of this silliness. Enjoy!

Ok, no more Google image searches for me. Where the hell did that come from?

Dean couldn't get the disturbing image he'd seen out of his head. Not even his busty asian beauties site could wipe it from his mind. It would haunt him for days to come. And until Sam got back with lunch he would have to keep wondering about it. He went back to their usual search locations to find a new gig, hoping that would be distraction enough. Unfortunately it wasn't. The picture was burned in his memory, torturing him. Twenty agonizing minutes later, Sam finally got back from the little deli down the street. He was barely in the door when Dean pounced.

"Dude, what the hell took you so long?"

"They had a line. It is the middle of the lunch rush. What's the big deal? You weren't even that hungry when I left."

"Whatever. Can we just eat already?" He knew he was overreacting, but couldn't stop himself. He was a bit freaked and didn't know how to fix it, how to clear the weirdness from his mind. A huff from Sam and his burger and fries tossed at him effectively stopped the talking temporarily. He still didn't know how to broach the subject without making things awkward.

Once they'd finished their meal, Dean figured the direct approach was the only way even if he was afraid of the answer. He went back to the laptop, pulled up the picture in question, and steeled himself for the coming conversation.

"Hey, Sam. Can I ask you something?"

"I don't know, can you?"

"Oh, don't start that crap again. Fine. May I ask you something, you big nerd?"

"Sure, Dean. What is it?"

"That's exactly what I'd like to know." He turned the laptop so Sam could see what he'd pulled up. "What the HELL is this!?!" On the screen was a picture of Sam, stretched out on a black leather couch, shirtless, tousled hair, and a smoldering look in his eyes.

Barely missing a beat, the younger man laughed aloud. "Holy crap. I didn't know that was online. Where did you find it?"

"That's all you have to say? You didn't know it was online? What the hell is this?"

Obviously trying to hide a smirk and failing, he explained. "That was about 6 months after I met Jess. Her sorority was trying to raise money for a local charity and decided to make a calendar. I think I was Mr. May." He chuckled, seemed lost in thought for a moment, then continued his story. "I only agreed to do it because it paid fifty bucks. Well, and Jess begged me to. She bugged me for weeks. That isn't even the picture that made it to the calendar."

"Wait, you mean there are others like this?" Dean felt sick to his stomach. "You know if you needed money that bad, you could've called." At least he knew his brother hadn't resorted to anything worse to make money. They'd never been that desperate for cash.

"It wasn't that big a deal. I had a couple of unexpected expenses. Besides, they raised over three thousand dollars for a children's shelter from that calendar. I thought you'd be proud that it was sorority girls that wanted the picture."

"You do have a point there. But why are these online where anyone can find them? Can you imagine what Dad would've said if he'd seen them?" Though the more he thought about it, he realized he could have some fun with that picture. He couldn't wait to gross Bobby out with it. The older hunter would probably never let Sam live it down. He only hoped to never be surprised by the others like it.

"Who knows? What's the big deal? Wait, you didn't tell me how you found it."

"I was bored searching for another job and randomly searched sexy co-eds in Google images. I was several pages into the results when that one showed up. I thought I was going to be sick. I never want to go looking for hot girls and find a picture of my little brother. It just isn't right, Sam."

"Maybe that'll teach you not to go looking for porn on my computer."

"Oh, ha ha. Very funny, Sammy. How do you think you'd feel if the situation were reversed." That wiped the smile off his face! "Exactly. It's disturbing."

A/N: If you haven't seen the photo that inspired this story, it is linked on my profile page as Sammy pic. It is a must see!