Disclaimer: I don't own any of the FF7 characters. Nor do I want to.
PLEASE DON'T SUE! Thanks! By the way the original L-O-V- E
was done by Nat King Cole.
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L-O-V-E
by the FF7 gang
(and Little Natalie)

*Intro music plays*

Shooby dooby doo
L is for the luscious Red XIII
O is omni-slash kills enemies
V is Vincent swearing- everybody else is staring
E is even more materia than Yuffie could store

So love's when Cloud and Tifa go and screw
Love is Barret's weapons through and through
Aeris off and hugging
lots of little happy bunnies
And the Midgar Zolom too!

Shooby dooby doo
*repeats 2nd verse one more time*


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Author's note: So did every body like that? Yeah I though so.
I had a lot of fun writing this so I though you listeners out
there might enjoy it almost as much as I do!

Cloud: What are you talking about? This song sucks!
Tifa: And how dare you publicize Cloud and I's personal life
with your demented lyrics.
Vincent: I, for one, found it a little difficult to understand.
Especially with the swearing part.
Aeris: And what's with the Midgar Zolom?
Cloud: Yeah what does that have to do with anything?
Barret: You all suck. This song kicks ass!
Tifa: Barret, you turd. You only like it 'cause it talks about your weapons.
Barret: Ummm....
Red XIII: Luscious?
Yuffie: *glowering* And what do you mean more materia than I could store?
Cait Sith: I though that song was dandy.
Cloud: That's cause you weren't in it, piss brain.
Aeris: Now, now calm down. It did talk about the bunnie.
Red XIII: Luscious?
Cloud: And omni slash *does* kill enemies.
Yuffie: And what's with the shooby dooby doo thing?
Tifa: Yeah, that definitely wasn't in the original.
Red XIII: Luscious?
All: But omni-slash *does* kill enemies.
Little Natalie: So you guy's liked it?
Cloud: Are you kidding me? That song sucked!
Yuffie: Let's get her!
Little Natalie: Aughhhhhhh!
*continues to scream as wild mob of powerful FF7 cast members
charges after her*

Chocobo: chuckooo! *plays funky end-of-fic chocobo music*