You Can't Be Serious?

by Venn364

A series of Jokes and random one-shots based around the Naruto chracters. Cos we all know Orochmaru is a pedo, Kakashi is with Iruka, nothing is scarier then the blonds having a 'good' idea and Tsunade is a closet perv with the whole itcha itcha series XD

1. The Plane Joke

Some serious randomness. I need a life :) I'll add to this once a week provided I get 5 reviews. :)

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Sarutobi, Zabuza and Orochimaru all board a plane with the Konoha 12 as they were just before the Chunin exams.

Sarutobi was having a vacation from his duties as Hokage. Zabuza had an argument with Haku about how they would decorate their house in the Shinigami's domain (don't ask). And Orochimaru wanted to check out any potential new sex slav... err... I mean bodies.

Soon after the plane takes off Naruto and Sasuke get in a fight and inadvertently damage the plane causing it to begin to crash.

Unfortunately due to Akamaru and Kiba chewing on random things there are only three parachutes left.

With only seconds left til they crash Sarutobi and Zabuza get in an argument.

Sarutobi yells "Save the children!"

Zabuza yells "Screw the children!"

Orochimaru quickly counts them and asks "Do we have time?"