Once upon a time in not so far away land lived crazy avatar fans who believe the whole 'opposites attract' theory is the only key to true love.
Three girls sit in front of a Tv eagerly watching The Avatar The Last Airbender Book ONE .
Janey – Omg did you see that!
Zutara ( yes she changed her name to Zutara) – No what?
Janey – The start! It went Water, Earth Then Fire.
Zutara – Squeeeeeeee!
Charlee - Yeah well it could also mean Water and Earth because there directly next to each other or Water and Air because the start and end! That is not a hint!
Janey – I stand by my statement!
Charlee – Aww that's so cute she found him, haha penguin sledding
Zutara – Oh my god Charlee that's just so stupid how could that possibly be a hint Sokka found him too.
Charlee – Did you even watch that last scene?
Janey – Zutara will happen Kataang is just stupid they are two completely different ages.
Charlee – Katara and Aang are the same distance Apart as Katara and Zuko.
Zutara – Yeah well opposites attract.
Zutara – Did you see that! Zuko asked her a question almost directly!
Charlee – Yeah and Kicked her brother in the face and Almost abused her Grandmother.
Janey – Whatever!
Charlee – See Aangs so nice! Awww look how sad Katara is.
Zutara – She is only sad because Zuko left!
Charlee – Can you hear yourself?
Janey – Don't listen to her Zutara she is just angry because she cant Knock the opposites attract theory!
Charlee – You seriously don't believe that your both Sokki and Maang shippers! If you really thought opposites attract all your shipping's would match!
Janey – Shut up ok!
A little while later………………………………………….
Zuatara – Oh My Gosh did you see that! They almost kissed!
Charlee – No they didn't, he just tied her to a tree and taunted her with a necklace!
Janey – In water tribe that's like a marriage proposal!
Charlee – Yeah and then Aang gave it to her plus one he made himself!
Janey – You could almost cut the sexual tension with a knife.
Zutara – Yeah!
Charlee – Yes how very romantic flirting with a girl tied to a tree in front of a bunch of pirates, the only romantic thing about it is the fact that moons out! And that's only by chance!
A while later ………………………………………………………………
Zutara – Look there fighting awww they are so in love!
Charlee – Yes I'm sure everyone that fights are in love in fact I might start shipping Gorge Bush X Osama Bin Ladin Oh My Gosh they are so in love!
Janey – Oh haha but look they just keep fighting!
Charlee – Yeah over Aang! She is protecting him!
Zutara – What ever! My parents fight all the time!
Charlee – Ahhh Yeah they're getting divorced!
Zutara – Oh right … heh heh
Janey – My parents aren't getting divorced and they fight
Charlee – I've been to your house they once fought over who left the door open and then they apologized straight after they are cute PS: I'm shipping them but there is no way it's the same thing! Zuko never apologized!
Zutara – What about when she had him in the ice she could of killed him!
Charlee – It's a kids show!
Janey – Well the creators have promised Zutara in the Third season!
Charlee – Oooooh do you think he will break her leg or, boil her brother in oil or, I don't know send her threatening emails! Or oooh oooooh send another raving animal after her scent!
Janey – Well if any of that happens there will one logical reason OPPOSITES ATTRACT
Charlee – Ahhhhhhh your crazy! Kataang makes way more sense!
Janey – ZUTARA!
Zutara – Yes?
Charlee – Kataang!
JAney – Zutara!
Zutara – What?
Charlee – Kataang!
And so they fought day in and day out for the rest of there lives.
A/N yeah pretty lame I know lol but comment any way Im bored !
Disclaimer – I don't own Avatar or Posses any dumb shipping theories!