Disclaimer : I do not own Fairy Tail. (GraLu… ya know what I'm gonna say!)

A/N : Hey minna! This is a story like…. Um… well.. this is a letter from me… or al of the GraLu fans? To Gray and Lucy! Enjoy minna!

Dear Lucy,

Come on! Stop denying it. I'm tired of this, Lucy! Is he not attractive to you? Is that raven hair not attractive?! I mean, he walks around, everywhere he goes, half-naked, half the time. No, wait, scratch that, he's half-naked most of the time, and completely naked… sometimes. I mean, when he strips, do you not see the sexiness of him?! Huh!? You got a very sexy man (because he's a man! That's a man!) right there waiting for you, and you don't give a damn about it!? You are one sick, twisted, Mary-Sue! You should be grateful! Very, very grateful.

I mean, compare Gray to Natsu. Which is more sensible (Gray), more sexy (Gray), more dense (Natsu)? Huh?! Which would you choose!? Gray of course! (Come on, if you were Lucy, admit it, you'd choose Gray).

He's rough, we all know that, he's a bit immature (I'll bet Natsu rubbed off on him), he seriously needs to get ahold on his stripping fetish (oh, Gray-sama!), we all know that, Lucy! We'd be denser than a brick wall to not notice that his (so not) disturbing habit of unconsciously stripping is… ahem… rather, extreme…

But back to the main topic, girl! We could sit here all day talking about his flaws, but everybody has their flaws, Luce (Yeah, I called her Luce, deal with it, Natsu). And you know just as well as I do, that his good qualities shine brighter than a stupid, giant, star! Who the hell do you hold when he can't stand anymore! No, not Natsu (Stay away from him, I'll rip your head off if you don't, just kidding, but still). Why, why, why the heck not!?

Don't give me that 'oh, but Juvia is there, she'll kill me if I take away her precious Gray-sama. Besides, I could never do that to a nakama.' Excuse. Also known as the Juvia excuse. Well I don't give a damn about that! Who cares if Juvia loves Gray (I mean, in real life, you should, but… Juvia's… Juvia.)!?

She'll get over Gray! She's got her Lyon-sama (I ship LyVia), and Gray doesn't love her. And if you think he does just 'cause he's betting her with that Lyon Vastia-san, you're evem stupider than I thought! The whole bet thing started because of those 7 words… "Don't tell me you're afraid to lose?" He (Lyon) said, and Lyon and Gray have this rivalry, so of course Gray accepted that bet! So anyway, Juvia's just this love-struck girl! And you, you, Lucy, you are his best friend, you guys are in the same team, for heavens sake!

Don't you dare give me that stupid 'he's just my nakama' excuse either. Also known as the Nakama excuse.

Don't tell me you're in love with Natsu. I'll rip his head off if you do.

Don't tell me you're in love with someone else. I'll rip that someone else's head off. And if you don't tell me, same fate goes for you. Besides, we all know that it's a huge lie.

Don't tell me it's 'cause you are oh, so scared of having a first boyfriend. Live a little!

Don't tell me it's because people want you to be with Natsu. I'll shut them up with my spoon.

Don't tell me he isn't attractive. I'll kill you with my spoon, Lucy. I will.

So before that Juvia or some other random weirdo decides to steal him from you, get that stripper's attention! He may not love you yet, but win his heart for us!

-Zoey

A/N : There's the first chapter, the second is for Gray. GraLu forever folks! No matter what you tell me, I will always ship GraLu. It's my OTP. And that doesn't mean I'll keep obsessing about it forever (that's what my friend told me, but I don't really care). I know what all you NaLu and GrUvia fans say, 'Gray is just a big brother for Lucy! Natsu is for Lucy! Juvia is for Gray!', but could you stop breaking my heart in two?

I mean, I get it, you ship what you like, but you can't make other people ship what you like. We all have different opinions, can't everyone respect that? Every time I read a NaLu story (I half-support NaLu, just shut up), sometimes, I see those words, and my spirits are down for the rest of the day. Really, I once almost cried because of something like that. Almost. It doesn't take a lot to make me cry when it comes to media.

It's like, when Erza cries, I cry, when Lucy cries, I cry, heck, even when one of the guys cry, I cry. I'm not just some random GraLu writer, I'm not one of those people who just want's to bring the others down. I accept that others like other pairings, I ACCEPT if NaLu happens (though I wish it wouldn't), but obviously, some of you don't. Who knows what might happen? None of us do, Mashima-san does. So just stop. Please. Stop. Breaking. Me.

Review please. More reviews = faster chapter.

-Zoey