PILLS
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one day, Deidara was just strolling arournd the akatsuki base looking for something to do. everyone was out on missions, and Deidara was left blowing up the couch (witch Kakuzu would not be happy about, considering that that couch coest him almost five dollars! cheap fucker) and tring to endure Tobi. (he had finaly ditched the little bastard a while ago.)
while he was passing Zetsu's room he saw a small pill on the ground. now, he could have just walked on, but when you see a strange pill on the floor next to the room of an insane canibalistic half plant man's room, you just have to pick it up and see what it does. Right?
But, he wasnt going to take it himself. he wasnt that stupid.... Maybe.... but his I.Q. is beside's the point. He needed someone who was dumb enough to do wathever he says without question. Tobi.
"hey, Tobi, un! come here!" deidara yells. Tobi then pops out of a dark corner.
"what is it, Deidara-sampai?"
"T-Tobi! where the hell did you come from, un?!"
"pfft, well, I wasnt stalking you, if that's what you think!" Right... and I'm sure you don't watch him in the shower ether ..."whatever, un. listen Tobi, I need you to take this pill, un."
"why?" "because, I don't know what it does, un. and you are a good boy, arn't you?"
"by the gods! your right!" and like genius he is, Tobi takes the pill.
"so... do you feel any different, un? Tobi?"
"well I am feeling a bit light headed. And when did you die your hair purple?"
"I didn't, un"
"Oh... hey! I didn't know ostriches could talk!"
"yeah.... I don't think that pill was safe, un....."
"Tobi is a blue monkey!"
".....Un....."
And so, Deidara learned that Tobi is even stupider then he looks, and that you should never take pill's from a crazy plant man, or else said plant man will want to know were his last one went, and try to eat you for taking it.
THE END.