This is our first non-humour story. I've come to an understanding with my Yami. I'll let her write some horror stuff as long as she keeps it under MA and stops leaving road kill under my bed.
Yay, I finally get to write some stuff! Watch out literary world, here I come!
Calm down, don't wet yourself. I've got to wear these pants too!
"I will never forgive you for this Wheeler" Seto snarled as he trudged along the deserted road in the middle of the night in the pouring rain.
"How da hell is dis my fault" Joey yelled back, struggling to keep up.
"If you and you're idiot friends hadn't insisted that I come to midget mans stupid birthday party I wouldn't be with you!" Seto hissed menacingly.
"Oh shut up Kaiba, I know ya had fun really" Joey smiled.
"I did not have fun!" Seto yelled spinning around to face Joey.
"Liar" Joey smirked.
Growling, Seto grabbed the front of Joey's jacket and pulled him close. "Get this through you're thick head" he spat in his face "I…did…not…have…FUN!". Snarling one last time he threw Joey away from him and stormed off down the road.
Wiping the spit and rain off his face, Joey ran to catch up. "Look, I didn't want ya t' come" Joey panted, jogging to keep up "It was Yugi who wanted t' try and befriend ya, I told im it was a waste a time but he wouldn't listen".
"Humph…It's still you're fault we're stuck in the middle of nowhere" Seto sulked.
"Hey it was da cars fault not mine" Joey pointed out.
"Yeah but who's crappy car was it?" Seto asked narrowing his eyes.
"Er…mine" Joey answered sheepishly.
"Exactly, it's your fault because you haven't had that car checked for months and it was so obviously unwell" Seto said smugly.
"Yeah well if it was so obvious why'd ya get in it?" Joey smirked back.
Seto just growled and sped up again.
Twenty minutes later Joey grabbed Seto's arm and said he could see headlights coming towards them.
They both walked to the edge of the road and Joey stuck out his thumb. They both sighed in relief as the car pulled up beside them.
"Where ya headed?" the guy in the car asked after he'd wound down the window.
"The nearest town" Seto answered through chattering teeth.
"Alright hop in" the guy said.
"Oh god thank you" Joey whimpered as he opened the back door.
The guy pulled away from the side of the road and they drove in silence for a couple of miles.
"So what were you guys doin' out in the middle of nowhere halfway through a storm?" the guy asked laughing softly.
"My car broke down" Joey explained "neither of us has a phone and we had no idea where we were".
"Headin' home from one of your wild teenage parties were ya?" the guy chuckled.
Seto made a snorting noise and looked out the window.
"Just a friends birthday party" Joey smiled.
An hour later they were still driving through the dark countryside.
"Eh, how long till we reach a village?" Joey asked hesitantly.
The guy just laughed softly in a menacing way.
"Stop the car" Seto said sharply.
"I don't think so laddy" the guy said coldly.
"Why?" Joey whimpered.
"Some friends of mine would like to meet you" he replied.
"What friends?" Joey asked shakily.
"Oh just some guys I know in the organ trade" he grinned evilly.
"This is your last chance, stop the car" Seto said calmly.
The guy chuckled again. "And why would I want to do that?" he laughed.
"Because if you don't" Seto said angrily, pulling a handgun from an inside pocket of his trench coat "I will blow your brains out".
The guy looked startled for a moment then smiled again. "You won't shoot me, I'm driving, you ain't that stupid".
"There isn't anything more than two feet tall for miles, what the hell are we going to crash into?" Seto asked flatly.
The guy looked worried again. "Alright kid, I'll let ya out" he surrendered. Growling angrily he pulled over at the side of the road.
Joey immediately jumped out of the car. Seto followed much more slowly. Leaving the door open he walked round to the front of the car.
"Get out" he said, pointing the gun at the guy through the windscreen.
The guy got out of the car, swearing under his breath.
"Get back in Wheeler" Seto ordered. Joey got into the passenger seat.
"I won't forget this, I know who you are, you have no idea how much you're going to regret this" the guy snarled.
Seto stared at him coldly for a moment then raised the gun again and shot him three times in the chest. Putting the gun back inside his coat he climbed into the drivers seat.
"Why da hell did ya do dat?" Joey squeaked, staring at Seto with wide eyes.
"You heard him, he would have come after me and I couldn't risk him hurting Mokuba, I had to do it Wheeler" Seto answered with forced patience.
Joey just whimpered and put his head in his hands.
Sighing, Seto pulled the car out into the road and stepped on the gas.
It took only twenty minutes for the car to break down.
While Joey jumped around in front of the car swearing at it and kicking the smoking bonnet Seto wandered into a field trying to find some sign of human habitation.
"There has to be a farm house or something around here" he growled, walking back over to the car.
"I'm gonna die" Joey groaned "I'm gonna die, cold, hungry and alone".
"Hey" Seto snapped "It's the middle of winter so you're bound to be cold, you're always hungry and do I not exist anymore!".
"Kaiba, bein' wit you is exactly like bein' alone" Joey grumbled angrily.
"Come on" Seto sighed, walking off down the road.
Please review. As my Hikari mentioned earlier this is our first attempt at non-humour and I'd love to know if you think it's any good or if you have any ideas for improvement. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and shoot seagulls in celebration of publishing my first chapter.
Don't worry all you animal lovers out there, I won't let her shoot anything (except maybe Tea if we happen to come across her…)
What an excellent idea mushi, I didn't know you had it in you
DON'T call me that!