If the Trees Could Talk

by popalopolis

One day, I was just wondering, 'what if the trees of Konoha could talk' and this is what I came up with...I was really bored...

If Trees Could Talk

I've always wondered, 'if the trees in Konoha could talk, what would they say?' And this is what I came up with:

There would be that sensitive tree who always felt depressed and inferior.

"Don't you know that those sharp things hurt? Not only my bark but my feelings!"

There would be a radical, over-the-top, loudest in the forest tree.

"WOW! SO MANY NARUTOS! WHAT THE HECK! GO KAGE BUNSHIN!"

And there would be the quiet tree who was always thinking.

"Hm…byakugen….sharingan…sharinkugen! Hinata, Sasuke! Get married!"

Okay, maybe not exactly 'quiet'.

There would be the ditsy, bimbo tree that everyone mocks.

"Like, oh my gosh, she made me break a branch! Stupid girl, practicing chakra control on me!"

There would be the irritated tree.

"Would you quit throwing things at me! GOSH! I'm trying to photosynthesize here!"

And there would be the worried tree.

"Would somebody please think of the children! If they use any more logs for replacement our whole species will die out!"

And there would be the evil tree, always plotting the end of the world.

"I'm the Orochimaru tree!"

Yes, if the trees of Konoha could talk, I'm very sure they'd have a lot to say.

A/N: As you can see, when I get bored, I'm really bored! Well…I was just wondering, 'what if trees could talk?' so I just wrote stuff down. Hope you like!