Dymiyuki is Dannie (and Larry) by the way.

Bold = Hikari (Host) (Me)

Underlined = Dr. Dannie (Dymiyuki)

Bold/Underlined = Larry (Lights guy)

Regular = Guest or other random person

Tohru

Hikari: I'm going outside to hang a few posters for the show.

The date on those posters is really small.

Hikari: Sorry, our budget for them was really small so we hired a really cheap guy to make them. I'll be right back.

OK I'll just be framing my license!

Tohru: Um, excuse me?

You got done fast. Wait you aren't Hikari! Who are you?!

Tohru: Um…

Oh that doesn't matter. Who sent you?! You can't stop this show. You can't prove this is a fake license. If you are from a different show…..!!

Hikari: Dannie stop! She isn't one of our rivals.

What do you mean?

Hikari: I think she just got the date on the flyer wrong.

Huh? Well I told you that the date was really small.

Hikari: I'm so sorry but this is a closed set.

Tohru: Oh no I'm sorry. I guess I was just curious.

Hikari: The show actually starts tomorrow.

Tohru: Oh

Oh about the stuff I said before, with the you can't prove anything, I was um, I was remembering a funny Cop show I saw last night (turns head) hehehe yes lets go with that.

Tohru: Oh so what exactly is this show anyway?

Hikari: It's called Dr. Dannie. Oh and I'm Hikari, the producer, by the way. What's your name?

Tohru: I'm Tohru Honda. I'm pleased to meet you.

Hikari: Hmm how about we do a test run of the show with you to make this up to you. You think you can do it Dannie?

Yeah of course I can do it. Let's get started Tohru. Just sit over there for now.

Tohru: Um ok.

Hikari: Now it's time for the Dr. Dannie show with today's guest Tohru Honda!

Larry turn on the light already!

Oh…Oh! um yea click ( Shines light 2 ft away from stage)

NO you idiot on the stage. Hello? Fine! I'll come up there!

SLAP

OW!

Hikari: Um we are having some technical difficulties right now, so um please bare with us.

Punch

OW! What did you hit me for?

Ok now that that is fixed. Hello Ms. Honda, it is a pleasure to have you on the show. The point of this show is to help people with their lives, do you have anything you would like to talk about?

Tohru: Actually I have been worried because I had to choose a guy I liked over another and I'm not sure if I should feel guilty.

Oh-

Hikari: Hey why is the light on me?! Um I mean, you shouldn't feel guilty at all.

Um ok I got it. This is our Advice from the Producer Segment of the show I 'm going to kill that guy. I'll be right back.

Hikari: You should um just explain to the other guy that you liked somebody else more. I'm sure he will und…

Oh Larry come back here!

No! No way!

Why not? I just wanna talk.

Hikari: Ignore the fighting noise, Dr. Dannie is just having a creative discussion with Larry.

No I'm not, I'm kicking his ass!

Hikari: Anyway Tohru I'm sure he will understand if you explain it to him gently.

OW!

Hikari: Oh no Larry tripped, now he wont be able to get away. Larry are you ok?! Excuse me Tohru, I think I should go join the discussion.

It is still not a discussion!

Tohru: Oh ok.

Hikari: Hey stop it you guys! No violence on the set!Fine whatever, just don't mess up again Larry. (Tries to jump and punch one last time but is pulled away.) Hikari: Ok sorry for that, but it looks like we're out of time.

Tohru: Um

Hikari: That is it for today. Hope you liked the first episode of the Dr. Dannie Show.

We are glad we helped someone else here today.

Tohru: Yes they really did!

What are you waiting for moron, go dim the lights!

OW! OW! Ok! Ok! I'm going OW!