His name is David Malucci,
or should I say David Malatucci.

Came from the country of Granada
not from Camp Granada.

At work, he arrives on a bike,
with mischief, he's always on strike.

This guy thinks milk and cereal is the best,
until he drinks some coming from the actual breast.

With patients he sometimes doesn't care,
even on the end of Elizabeth's glare.

He wasn't always a big fan of gangs in theory,
what he said made Peter gain so much fury.

With pranks and jokes he always made a leap,
even with a shot of Haldol that made him sleep.

Eventually, a guy with Marfan's died under his care,
because all the signs he wasn't aware.

Then after success, he banged a girl in an ambulance,
this made Weaver strip him of any second chance.

In a last effort to acheive rapport,
he mouthed, "I have a kid to support."

But him Weaver really didn't like,
and so Malucci called her a "Nazi Dyke".