Warning: Mentions of cannibalism.

I planned a banquet for all of my friends, they were to come within a two week span.

I first invited England, and while reminiscing, I asked if he'd give me a hand.

An hour goes by, France and America were early, the food wasn't ready but they were happy to wait.

Soon it was ready and I placed the dishes before them, Beef Wellington and a kidney pie.

"Try it please try it! It was England's idea. He said its so good one could die."

With bright smiles on their faces, they said their good graces, and ate til the dishes were bare.

They both asked for England, and I smiled happily, then poked both their bellies saying sweetly "Oh sillies, England's in there."

From confusion to horror their faces contorted, and I thought it was very rude.

I huffed and I puffed and kicked them both out because they didn't appreciate my food.

The very next day, I invited North Italy and Spain, to create dishes for each loving spouse.

But America called and warned them, just being rude again, I didn't let them leave the house.

Germany and Romano came, for I did not know them well.

I invited them inside (and of course I lied), I stated that Italy and Spain had went to rest for a spell.

Germany received pasta and meatballs, I served Romano Cochifritos.

And before I retreated to the kitchen, I offered to make a toast.

"To friendship and acquaintances, and those who put their all into this feast."

"I promise you, why lie to you? That its made from top quality meat."

They did not find my toast so strange, for it sounded that way in my head.

I excused myself to clean the kitchen, and hide bloody clothes beneath my bed.

The night after that, I invited Iceland and Russia, for that night I was serving Chinese.

And more countries went missing like Sealand and Hungary, and even poor Miss Seychelles.

Up to today, no one could stop me, I was already lost within this disease.

And when I ran out of countries to cater, I moved on to the rich cities.

(World hunger has been solved, I can tell you that)

So dear Prussia please tell me what brings you here? Did you wish to seek answers for what you already know?

Its too bad you didn't accept my other invitations, you missed a many good show.

But now, my love I'm so busy, my mind's in a tizzy, but I guess there's a place where you can fit.

Now stay still my heart, please cease your crying, it'll only hurt for a bit.

Oh Canada how I love twisted thee.